*Shakes head* Everton again.

[redrosetints]

On 02/05/2023 at 23:11, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

She must have piss flaps like John Wayne’s saddle bags!

A Wizards sleeve 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

BBC Travel show going to be on their shit list now. Just watched an episode called 'Liverpool The Greatest Showmen' and whilst there was a big segment on LFC and Anfield, there was basically fuck all about the bloos. The powers that be lad! 

[Reckoner]

Guess what’s happening at Eurovision tonight. Piss boiling imminent.

 

“There will be tears, too. The co-host Hannah Waddingham, the Ted Lasso star, appeared emotional during a rendition of You’ll Never Walk Alone in rehearsals on Friday. The song, which has become a Liverpool football club anthem, will be performed by Duncan Laurence of the Netherlands during the voting rounds and there will be live footage of Ukrainians singing along in Kyiv.”

 

 

[Pidge]

"Trolled" by Eurovision, unbelievable.

[alles ist gut]

The Powers That EBU

[Anubis]

Tremendous.

[Anubis]

Doesn’t look like Everton Twitter has got onto this yet. I am in no way suggesting tweet quoting this at any Blues you know. Don’t do that. Don’t. It would be naughty.

 

 

[DalyanPete]

18 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

A load of the flag banging wankers thought it was going to boil our piss? The only annoying thing about it was the Welsh fella destroying it stood next to an absolute great in Andrea Boccelli. May as well have got the go compare twat to do it 

But on the plus side, lionel richie looks good!

WTF do these face altering celebs see when they look in the mirror?

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

But on the plus side, lionel richie looks good!

WTF do these face altering celebs see when they look in the mirror?

 

It's not them they're looking for 

[Reckoner]

18 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

But on the plus side, lionel richie looks good!

WTF do these face altering celebs see when they look in the mirror?

Like when Mr Burns looks in the mirror.

[Chocoholic]

42 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Tremendous.

Don't you mean fabulous, darling?

 

IfithadnabinfortheEurovision

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

Guess what’s happening at Eurovision tonight. Piss boiling imminent.

 

“There will be tears, too. The co-host Hannah Waddingham, the Ted Lasso star, appeared emotional during a rendition of You’ll Never Walk Alone in rehearsals on Friday. The song, which has become a Liverpool football club anthem, will be performed by Duncan Laurence of the Netherlands during the voting rounds and there will be live footage of Ukrainians singing along in Kyiv.”

 

 

 

Boss, that. My kid likes that fella from a previous Eurovision and she’s bang into the reds now too. She’ll enjoy that tonight. 

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Doesn’t look like Everton Twitter has got onto this yet. I am in no way suggesting tweet quoting this at any Blues you know. Don’t do that. Don’t. It would be naughty.

 

 

Oh double blast! I’ve just accidentally shared it with the esk.

whoops!

 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

But on the plus side, lionel richie looks good!

WTF do these face altering celebs see when they look in the mirror?

 

He had his done by a blind woman.

[Harry Squatter]

Wonder if they will all turn their backs on it and smash up the toilets during one of the intervals?

[Section_31]

What does it say about this league that the shite still aren't in the relegation places. 

[3 Stacks]

People far underestimate how hard it is to get relegated. You literally just have to stick with the pack and then win 1 or 2 games and you're safe.

[Wezza]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

What does it say about this league that the shite still aren't in the relegation places. 

Let us not forget there was a relegation thread for us on here as well!

[House of Dirk]

Too many little things going for them that will make a difference. They will probably get dry bummed by City and it will still be ok.

[redrosetints]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

It's not them they're looking for 

They couldn’t see it in their eyes, they couldn’t see it in their smile …

[redheart]

They are unflushable. The fates have already decided that Everton stay up.

 

The penalty miss by Leicester and now Leeds, and the Forest draw today all show that they will stay up.

 

Twas fun whilst it lasted

[Mudface]

14 minutes ago, redheart said:

They are unflushable. The fates have already decided that Everton stay up.

 

The penalty miss by Leicester and now Leeds, and the Forest draw today all show that they will stay up.

 

Twas fun whilst it lasted

 

Next season should prolong their agony at least. Dyche shopping in the bargain bins for yard dogs plus a possible lover overdue punishment from the PL for their cheating and corrupt dealing.

[DalyanPete]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

It's not them they're looking for 

Oh hello.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, DalyanPete said:

Oh hello.

 

 

[DalyanPete]

5 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

He had his done by a blind woman.

She knows just what to do