The world of a woman.

[YorkshireRed]

The wife has been very pleasant to be around of late. 
 

Beware: There’s a storm coming. 

[chrisbonnie]

2 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

Going through the change is horrific for many women. If she's like that now then you've a few rough years ahead of you. 

 

You should learn how to block sites on your home Internet. When my missus is wrecking my head I'll pop onto the Virgin Media box and block the entire IP ranges of Instagram, Facebook and YouTube so she can't sit and down scroll on her phone. When she kicks off I just say, "ah it's your phone acting up again I'd say" and have a nice chuckle to myself. 

 

Are you some kind of sorcerer? I've never been more confused in my life.... 

[A Red]

I had covid all week now she's got it. Obviously it's my fault cos I went round town last Saturday night.

[deiseach]

Her: "should we put all his presents in the Father Christmas sack?"

Me: "yes, fine with me."

Her: "the rustling might wake him."

Me: "he's a heavy sleeper, and we'll make sure we're quiet."

Her: "but what if he wakes?" 

Me: "look, I don't mind. Do what you think is best."

Her: "what do you think we should do?"

 

[Section_31]

15 minutes ago, deiseach said:

Her: "should we put all his presents in the Father Christmas sack?"

Me: "yes, fine with me."

Her: "the rustling might wake him."

Me: "he's a heavy sleeper, and we'll make sure we're quiet."

Her: "but what if he wakes?" 

Me: "look, I don't mind. Do what you think is best."

Her: "what do you think we should do?"

 

 

Kate and Gerry McCanne over here.

[Bjornebye]

Why whenever they're going out do they shout from upstairs and expect you to drop what you're doing to find things for them? "Where's my boots?" "Where's my black bag?" "Have you seen my car keys?" "Where's everything that ever existed?" Rush around rush around you've been sat down for an hour watching Harry Potter 

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Why whenever they're going out do they shout from upstairs and expect you to drop what you're doing to find things for them? "Where's my boots?" "Where's my black bag?" "Have you seen my car keys?" "Where's everything that ever existed?" Rush around rush around you've been sat down for an hour watching Harry Potter 

 

You should have used the ‘accio’ spell

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

You should have used the ‘accio’ spell

 

You've got my attention..... 

[Remmie]

In Langkawi, Malaysia and then Koh Samui, Thailand (definitely not a humble brag) and Mrs Rem has decided she doesn't like sleeping in an air conditioned room. It's 30c at night with 80% humidity. We are here until 10th Jan. 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

In Langkawi, Malaysia and then Koh Samui, Thailand (definitely not a humble brag) and Mrs Rem has decided she doesn't like sleeping in an air conditioned room. It's 30c at night with 80% humidity. We are here until 10th Jan. 

 

I take it, 'you go and sleep outside then' didn't go down too well?

[Section_31]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

In Langkawi, Malaysia and then Koh Samui, Thailand (definitely not a humble brag) and Mrs Rem has decided she doesn't like sleeping in an air conditioned room. It's 30c at night with 80% humidity. We are here until 10th Jan. 

 

How come? Is it noisy?

[Elite]

5 hours ago, Remmie said:

In Langkawi, Malaysia and then Koh Samui, Thailand (definitely not a humble brag) and Mrs Rem has decided she doesn't like sleeping in an air conditioned room. It's 30c at night with 80% humidity. We are here until 10th Jan. 

There's simply no alternative in those conditions. I'm not a fan of air con as it's virus shower but needs must.

[lifetime fan]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

There's simply no alternative in those conditions. I'm not a fan of air con as it's virus shower but needs must.

Yeah fuck that. Air con (especially older units) can be a right pain in the arse but needs must. 
 

I was paying over a grand a month on electric (and water) when I was in Dubai.  

[sir roger]

35 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I was paying over a grand a month on electric (and water) when I was in Dubai.  

 

Bills can get a bit much over there for a torturer 

[Arniepie]

Alice Wood who dragged partner under car guilty of murder - BBC News

 

The philosophy student told her trial she did not realise he was trapped underneath her car when she drove up Sandbach Road, before stopping.

[Section_31]

After dragging Mr Watson 158 metres along the road, Wood then stopped, and asked a nearby resident "please phone an ambulance, I think I've run over my boyfriend".

[Arniepie]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

After dragging Mr Watson 158 metres along the road, Wood then stopped, and asked a nearby resident "please phone an ambulance, I think I've run over my boyfriend".

in fairness

he had been talking to another woman

[Section_31]

* dyes hair purple.

 

Running over men is NOT OKAY!

[lifetime fan]

We had an argument this morning because I hadn’t bought PG tips teabags. 
 

This was despite the fact there was a fucking massive box of PG tips teabags on the side in front of her face. 
 

Apparently I was making it up they’d stopped making pyramid teabags and gone back to square. 
 

On top of that I must have bought two massive boxes of tea bags, one PG tips and one square bags and then spent the time emptying the box of PG tips and filling it with square teabags just to prove a point and make sure I was right in her pathetic argument. 
 

My response of “make your own fucking tea then you ungrateful cunt” proved I was lying and she was right all along! 
 

 

[YorkshireRed]

16 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

We had an argument this morning because I hadn’t bought PG tips teabags. 
 

This was despite the fact there was a fucking massive box of PG tips teabags on the side in front of her face. 
 

Apparently I was making it up they’d stopped making pyramid teabags and gone back to square. 
 

On top of that I must have bought two massive boxes of tea bags, one PG tips and one square bags and then spent the time emptying the box of PG tips and filling it with square teabags just to prove a point and make sure I was right in her pathetic argument. 
 

My response of “make your own fucking tea then you ungrateful cunt” proved I was lying and she was right all along! 
 

 

Yorkshire Tea > PG Tips

[lifetime fan]

50 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Yorkshire Tea > PG Tips

Fuck off. 
 

Yorkshire tea is fucking shite. 
 

Cornish breakfast > Twinnings breakfast > PG. 

 

Thats the order depending on the bank balance. 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

We had an argument this morning because I hadn’t bought PG tips teabags. 
 

This was despite the fact there was a fucking massive box of PG tips teabags on the side in front of her face. 
 

Apparently I was making it up they’d stopped making pyramid teabags and gone back to square. 
 

On top of that I must have bought two massive boxes of tea bags, one PG tips and one square bags and then spent the time emptying the box of PG tips and filling it with square teabags just to prove a point and make sure I was right in her pathetic argument. 
 

My response of “make your own fucking tea then you ungrateful cunt” proved I was lying and she was right all along! 
 

 

Should have said they only make the pyramid ones in Egypt nowadays.

[VladimirIlyich]

24 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Fuck off. 
 

Yorkshire tea is fucking shite. 
 

Cornish breakfast > Twinnings breakfast > PG. 

 

Thats the order depending on the bank balance. 

Twinnings is tea minus tea. Weak as piss.

[YorkshireRed]

33 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Yorkshire tea is fucking shite. 

I’ve sent a copy of this to Dickie Bird. We can but hope this doesn’t tip him over the edge.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Twinnings is tea minus tea. Weak as piss.

Unless you’re doing loose leaf Twinning Asaam are the best out there.