The world of a woman.

[Section_31]

I think I dated this broad.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I think I dated this broad.

 

 

I bet their lifespan wasn't a very long one.

[TheBitch]

[VladimirIlyich]

22 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I think I dated this broad.

 

 

Vishakanya:'Hey Doctor it feels like I'm pissing Acid'

Doctor 'You are.'

 

[Trumo]

Octopussy used to use them as guards.

[Harry Squatter]

Girl in work comes over to the manager sitting next to me "Bethany has dropped her cash card on the floor but she's already left and I don't have her phone number to tell her"

 

Manager says she also doesn’t have her number so says she will keep hold of it until the next day she is in but will email her on the work email to tell her to collect it from the security staff. Manager then says "what's her surname". Girl says "Haven't got a clue, never really spoke to her". 

 

Manager shakes her head and says "if you look on her cashcard that might give you a clue"

[Creator Supreme]

28 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Girl in work comes over to the manager sitting next to me "Bethany has dropped her cash card on the floor but she's already left and I don't have her phone number to tell her"

 

Manager says she also doesn’t have her number so says she will keep hold of it until the next day she is in but will email her on the work email to tell her to collect it from the security staff. Manager then says "what's her surname". Girl says "Haven't got a clue, never really spoke to her". 

 

Manager shakes her head and says "if you look on her cashcard that might give you a clue"

She probably replied "Her surname's Santander?".

[littletedwest]

38 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Girl in work comes over to the manager sitting next to me "Bethany has dropped her cash card on the floor but she's already left and I don't have her phone number to tell her"

 

Manager says she also doesn’t have her number so says she will keep hold of it until the next day she is in but will email her on the work email to tell her to collect it from the security staff. Manager then says "what's her surname". Girl says "Haven't got a clue, never really spoke to her". 

 

Manager shakes her head and says "if you look on her cashcard that might give you a clue"

Not a woman thing. But when I was a manager in the phone business I had a lad working for me who spoke English as a second language. He was serving a Polish bloke who had a really long name. He kept getting the guys name wrong; finally I said " take the name off his bank card" I walked past five minutes later and he was doing a credit check on Mr Flex Account

[Captain Turdseye]

In the pub the other night and the most cockney bird I’ve ever encountered gravitated towards me and my mate, coked up to fuck, wouldn’t shut up. Bruv, G, not in my yard, ya undastand me, etc, etc. Kept trying to show us pictures of her mate who “Got cut up, bro, no cap”
 

We left that pub after one drink to get away from her. I was telling this story to my missus last night and as soon as I said “the most cockney girl…” she stopped me and said she knew who it was, told me to stop talking while she got the bird’s Facebook page up. It was her as well. 
 

Turns out it’s her mate’s niece who she’s told me tales of before. She’s not from London, never lived there, born and lived in this town over an away from the smoke her whole life. Fucking bizarre, people don’t talk like that here. She’s 35 years old, this broad, and she’s white. Mental. 
 

Think about the worst plastic scouser you’ve heard (not me, Stig, you knob) and multiply it by ten. 

[TheHowieLama]

Saudi in as "checks notes" the United Nations Chair on Gender Equality.

 

Ahead of an expected announcement placing Saudi Arabia at the helm of the UN women’s rights forum, a stark divide has emerged between international aspirations for gender equality and the kingdom’s record on women’s rights. Amnesty International’s Deputy Director for Advocacy, Sherine Tadros, encapsulates the controversy: “Saudi Arabia’s abysmal record when it comes to protecting and promoting the rights of women puts a spotlight on the vast gulf between the lived reality for women and girls in Saudi Arabia, and the aspirations of the Commission.”

Saudi Arabia’s recent legislative steps, including the 2022 Personal Status Law and a leaked draft of its first written penal code, have been criticized for entrenching gender-based discrimination and failing to protect women from gender-based violence, instead of addressing these issues.

The draft penal code is reported to grant immunity to perpetrators of “honor crimes,” fails to criminalize marital rape, and criminalizes consensual sexual relations outside of marriage. The report by Amnesty International calls attention to the severe consequences these laws could have on women’s rights in Saudi Arabia.

 

The appointment of Saudi Arabia as chair is seen by many as a decision that not only overlooks the kingdom’s track record on women’s rights but also undermines the integrity of the Commission on the Status of Women.

 

 

This incident is not in isolation. The international community recently grappled with a similar dissonance when Iran was appointed to chair the UN Human Rights Council Social Forum, despite ongoing repression and human rights violations within its borders, according to feedback from Iranian civil society.

This pattern of controversial appointments to human rights bodies has sparked a call for reform and a reflection on the message it sends to the international community regarding the UN’s commitment to the very principles it promotes.

 

[Pete]

The Saudi's want to buy everything. 

[Bob]

9 minutes ago, Pete said:

The Saudi's want to buy everything. 

And Capitalism wants to let them.

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, Bob said:

And Capitalism wants to let them.

 

Are you suggesting that Capitalism should be restricted?

 

Or that the UN is for sale?

[VladimirIlyich]

54 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Are you suggesting that Capitalism should be restricted?

 

Or that the UN is for sale?

Everybody has a price. Very few know their value.

[Pidge]

On 17/03/2024 at 02:32, Jose Jones said:

I would have thought you knew this by now Paulie, being an experienced ladies man.

Women often when they talk to you do not want their problems solving or logical answers to questions.  What they want is to work through their thoughts out loud to someone who will just make encouraging remarks.

If you do try to solve the issue they get annoyed, because what they really want is to talk for a bit. 
 

Really? My interpretation of that was she was basically saying "help find the v5 you lazy twat".

[Harry's Lad]

On 17/03/2024 at 02:32, Jose Jones said:

I would have thought you knew this by now Paulie, being an experienced ladies man.

Women often when they talk to you do not want their problems solving or logical answers to questions.  What they want is to work through their thoughts out loud to someone who will just make encouraging remarks.

If you do try to solve the issue they get annoyed, because what they really want is to talk for a bit. 
 

I find switching my hearing aids off solves a lot of that malarkey.

Just nod or grunt every now and then.

Hearing loss has it's plus points.

[Bjornebye]

On 23/03/2024 at 08:43, Captain Turdseye said:

In the pub the other night and the most cockney bird I’ve ever encountered gravitated towards me and my mate, coked up to fuck, wouldn’t shut up. Bruv, G, not in my yard, ya undastand me, etc, etc. Kept trying to show us pictures of her mate who “Got cut up, bro, no cap”
 

We left that pub after one drink to get away from her. I was telling this story to my missus last night and as soon as I said “the most cockney girl…” she stopped me and said she knew who it was, told me to stop talking while she got the bird’s Facebook page up. It was her as well. 
 

Turns out it’s her mate’s niece who she’s told me tales of before. She’s not from London, never lived there, born and lived in this town over an away from the smoke her whole life. Fucking bizarre, people don’t talk like that here. She’s 35 years old, this broad, and she’s white. Mental. 
 

Think about the worst plastic scouser you’ve heard (not me, Stig, you knob) and multiply it by ten. 

Pics or gtfo 

[3 Stacks]

On 23/03/2024 at 04:43, Captain Turdseye said:

In the pub the other night and the most cockney bird I’ve ever encountered gravitated towards me and my mate, coked up to fuck, wouldn’t shut up. Bruv, G, not in my yard, ya undastand me, etc, etc. Kept trying to show us pictures of her mate who “Got cut up, bro, no cap”
 

We left that pub after one drink to get away from her. I was telling this story to my missus last night and as soon as I said “the most cockney girl…” she stopped me and said she knew who it was, told me to stop talking while she got the bird’s Facebook page up. It was her as well. 
 

Turns out it’s her mate’s niece who she’s told me tales of before. She’s not from London, never lived there, born and lived in this town over an away from the smoke her whole life. Fucking bizarre, people don’t talk like that here. She’s 35 years old, this broad, and she’s white. Mental. 
 

Think about the worst plastic scouser you’ve heard (not me, Stig, you knob) and multiply it by ten. 

Very much want to meet some scouse and or essex ladies with humongous lips and bolt ons. The stereotypes for both these are hilarious. Innit djanawmean.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Very much want to meet some scouse and or essex ladies with humongous lips and bolt ons. The stereotypes for both these are hilarious. Innit djanawmean.

Trust me, you don’t. They’ll burn your head out within a minute 

[Captain Turdseye]

18 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Very much want to meet some scouse and or essex ladies with humongous lips and bolt ons. The stereotypes for both these are hilarious. Innit djanawmean.

And you’ll very much want to get away quickly, like Stig said. 
 

There’s an Irish bird on Gladiators at the moment with an accent to die for. It helps that she’s very, very pretty. She’s through to the final this weekend. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Some Essex accents are pretty nice on women as well, to be fair. Nice old style Essex. 
 

Same as Scousers, really. 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

And you’ll very much want to get away quickly, like Stig said. 
 

There’s an Irish bird on Gladiators at the moment with an accent to die for. It helps that she’s very, very pretty. She’s through to the final this weekend. 

Her? 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Her? 

 

No, this one. She came from nine seconds back to win The Eliminator in the semi-final, mate. What a woman. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

No, this one. She came from nine seconds back to win The Eliminator in the semi-final, mate. What a woman. 
 

 

Id come from the back in 9 seconds as well 

 

 

 

Weeeeyyyyyyy 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

She’s just been trying to shout out the answers on The Chase and I’ve heard her from the kitchen shout “pass!”. Now she’s fuming because I’m pissing myself laughing.