The world of a woman.

[Josef Svejk]

3 hours ago, Kevin D said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-67264932
 

On 2 January 2021 alone, she sent more than 300 messages to him.

 

Would, obviously. 

[Strontium]

"You don't kick a gift horse in the mouth"

 

Amazing

[Strontium]

"I'd like to be a spider on the wall"

 

She's really on form tonight.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 28/10/2023 at 12:31, Section_31 said:

Do you know the way hobits have breakfast and then second breakfast? The Mrs has morning bathroom routine followed by second morning bathroom routine. Usually while I'm in the bathroom.

So you are admitting you are into golden showers? To each their own mate.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Anyone else's missus having issued with these new bottle lids which stay connected to the main bottle? MrsD has thus far been unable to fasten one properly because she fails to line it up at the top. 

 

My offers to show her how it's done were rejected with a barrage of swear words. 

[YorkshireRed]

32 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

having issued with these new bottle lids which stay connected to the main bottle

Another clue I’ve come across that I might in fact be a woman. 

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

 

In answer to the original question: pretty much everything.

[Section_31]

"I'm dying for a shit."

 

"Can I just have a wee first?"

[Fowlers God]

My daughter (14) plays the Unmentionable for a local Saturday team and also plays for MK dons. She's fucking good. Anyway her game gets called off and she is offered the chance to ref her old Lower school game for £15 on sat morning. 

 

She jumps at the chance. Anyway looking for a whistle and we cant find one anywhere so she asks my mrs how she can whistle as she doesnt know how. 

 

Lots of funny moments with her trying to whistle; until my mrs goes; 

 

"What about Whistling with your fingers"

My Daughter looks confused and holds up her two pinky fingers; 

 

"But theyre fingers; how do they whistle"

[TheHowieLama]

On 19/07/2021 at 12:06, 3 Stacks said:

My intentions weren't all pure obviously, but I was respectful the entire time with her. 

 

 

 

A guy at my gym secretly filmed me working out and put the video on pornhub… now he’s going to jail.

 

For legal context, I live in Canada. This all started in November of 2019. I 31F (was 28 at the time), was working out at the gym that I had been a member of for at least 4 or 5 years at the time. 

On this particular day I was working out on my own, using a cable machine that had some other equipment set up behind it so I would have my back turned to whoever was using that equipment. I was playing around changing songs on my phone between my sets when I saw out of the corner of my eye a guy on a machine behind me holding his phone in a … peculiar way… you know the way I’m talking about. I got a message from one of the trainers from my old gym on Instagram , which I thought was strange because I hadn’t worked out there in months. His message said something along the lines of “hey, this is really awkward but this was brought to my attention by someone at the gym today….. is this you” …. Followed by a link to a video, of my ass in my Lululemon tights … on pornhub. And yes, you guessed it. It was the video taken by that asshole back in November. The video was titled “smoke show blonde with fat ass".

[Anubis]

What happens when a Karen goes wild.

 

The bit that follows the sentence “ I AM a psychopath” is pure gold. I still can’t work out how she managed it.

 

 

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What happens when a Karen goes wild.

 

The bit that follows the sentence “ I AM a psychopath” is pure gold. I still can’t work out how she managed it.

 

 

 

Holy shit. I hope she goes to jail for that, what an utter cunt.

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What happens when a Karen goes wild.

 

The bit that follows the sentence “ I AM a psychopath” is pure gold. I still can’t work out how she managed it.

 

 

 

Stupid unhinged twat 'You fachin' idiot" hahahahaha

 

Shame she's such a lunatic because she's quite hot 

[Bjornebye]

Karen videos are brilliant. This one's been at the white wine all afternoon 

 

 

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

What happens when a Karen goes wild.

 

The bit that follows the sentence “ I AM a psychopath” is pure gold. I still can’t work out how she managed it.

 

 

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10592047/Chantal-Fox-opens-video-crash-anti-vax-protesters-car-Canberra-protests.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

 

Sorry for linking the Daily Fail

[manwiththestick]

37 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Shame she's such a lunatic because she's quite hot 

Arrr, a tale as old as time 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10592047/Chantal-Fox-opens-video-crash-anti-vax-protesters-car-Canberra-protests.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

 

Sorry for linking the Daily Fail

 

Ah, it's a cunt-on-cunt incident. That was no accident though, she deliberately tried to hit the 'bogan's' car and ended up on top of it.

[Mook]

[Remmie]

On 20/11/2023 at 16:03, Fowlers God said:

My daughter (14) plays the Unmentionable for a local Saturday team and also plays for MK dons.

I thought she was Seven

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

I thought she was Seven

Either way it's a stupid name for a girl 

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

Either way it's a stupid name for a girl 

I like FGs names for his kids. 

[Josef Svejk]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Stupid unhinged twat 'You fachin' idiot" hahahahaha

 

Shame she's such a lunatic because she's quite hot 

 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

 

fantastic_miss_foxx eh 

 

Just shows what a mess this country is. Down there they get fantastic miss Fox kicking off. We get Ronnie Pickering 

[Anubis]

So she's an Onlyfans 'model.' 

[Mudface]

7 minutes ago, Anubis said:

So she's an Onlyfans 'model.' 

 

Who tells the other woman in the video to get a job.