What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Daily Mail nailing their anti-bean colours to the mast.

 

Now, I'm not saying this means that all anti-beaners are racist, sexist, homophobic, borderline-paedo, Brexity Tories, but... y'know...

 

You've got it the wrong way around there mate. They are clearly warning their racist, sexist, homophobic, borderline-paedo, Brexity Tory bean scoffing readership not to eat a certain brand. Otherwise they wouldn't have had to post the article. I hope they all eat them and end up like this

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

Shiraz Palace. Liverpool. 7/10

Absolutely rammed full at 11.30. £10.99 Inc drink. I swapped the congealed blood for a sausage. Too much of a production line on the food for me reflected in the score. Breakfast was served in 3 minutes. Eggs where overcooked. Plate is too small for the ammount of food. Sausages where really nice.

Staff really friendly.

10/10 for being back in Liverpool, the friendly place on earth! 

[DalyanPete]

On 02/12/2023 at 12:37, Curly said:

Mrs Curly’s first air fryer breakfast. It was decent 

 

 

Fair play for posting this at a time of singing "feed the world"

The world said, "fuckraroff "

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

Shiraz Palace. Liverpool. 7/10

Absolutely rammed full at 11.30. £10.99 Inc drink. I swapped the congealed blood for a sausage. Too much of a production line on the food for me reflected in the score. Breakfast was served in 3 minutes. Eggs where overcooked. Plate is too small for the ammount of food. Sausages where really nice.

Staff really friendly.

10/10 for being back in Liverpool, the friendly place on earth! 

 

A man who has beans and swaps out the scrumptiousness of black pudding is no man at all. You have a woman’s palette m’lord. I’ll wager those dainty tastebuds have never enjoyed the earthy fabulousness of black pudding, but fed mainly on cucumber sandwiches and babycham.

[TheHowieLama]

This man's eating partner (who we shall assume is a lady, giving him the benefit of the doubt) does look to have black pudding.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

 

A man who has beans and swaps out the scrumptiousness of black pudding is no man at all. You have a woman’s palette m’lord. I’ll wager those dainty tastebuds have never enjoyed the earthy fabulousness of black pudding, but fed mainly on cucumber sandwiches and babycham.

A well thought out and considered post that warrants an response...ya dirty congealed blood eating vampire. Congealed blood, Really ? 

I'll take the woman's pallete like.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

This man's eating partner (who we shall assume is a lady, giving him the benefit of the doubt) does look to have black pudding.

Ha ha she couldn't even eat two portions blood. I was sausage loaded.

[TheHowieLama]

[Clem H Fandango]

As a treat for the missus as she is wroking most of xmas and i'll be doing the cooking, im getting up at sparrows fart tmw morning to do muffins topped with black pudding, poached egg, hollandaise sauce and rocket leaves. will report back with pics tomorrow.

[Strontium]

4 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Shiraz Palace. Liverpool. 7/10

Absolutely rammed full at 11.30. £10.99 Inc drink. I swapped the congealed blood for a sausage. Too much of a production line on the food for me reflected in the score. Breakfast was served in 3 minutes. Eggs where overcooked. Plate is too small for the ammount of food. Sausages where really nice.

Staff really friendly.

10/10 for being back in Liverpool, the friendly place on earth! 

 

Got to admire how they've done away with the plate, and just served it directly onto the tray.

[Pidge]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

A well thought out and considered post that warrants an response...ya dirty congealed blood eating vampire. Congealed blood, Really ? 

I'll take the woman's pallete like.

 

Nothing congealed about it. Food of the gods.

[Bruce Spanner]

5 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Shiraz Palace. Liverpool. 7/10

Absolutely rammed full at 11.30. £10.99 Inc drink. I swapped the congealed blood for a sausage. Too much of a production line on the food for me reflected in the score. Breakfast was served in 3 minutes. Eggs where overcooked. Plate is too small for the ammount of food. Sausages where really nice.

Staff really friendly.

10/10 for being back in Liverpool, the friendly place on earth! 

Thats a lot of sausage, you think there’s something going on at the Freudian level there? 

[tokyojoe]

8 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Shiraz Palace. Liverpool. 7/10

Absolutely rammed full at 11.30. £10.99 Inc drink. I swapped the congealed blood for a sausage. Too much of a production line on the food for me reflected in the score. Breakfast was served in 3 minutes. Eggs where overcooked. Plate is too small for the ammount of food. Sausages where really nice.

Staff really friendly.

10/10 for being back in Liverpool, the friendly place on earth! 

Shit, only just noticed the fucking beans.

[Karl_b]

Here's one from a few weeks ago, which I forgot to post. 

 

A buffet breakfast at esteemed ex-forumite Owen "The Professor's" wedding. All completely serviceable, giving it a 10/10 for the company, setting and the provision of a decent all you can eat breakfast at a TLW related bash. 

[Strontium]

Serving beans at a wedding is going above the call of duty.

[cloggypop]

NO FUCKING EGGS? 

[Jairzinho]

 

[an tha]

36 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

NO FUCKING EGGS? 

There are much worse atrocities on that plate than the absence of eggs....

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Here's one from a few weeks ago, which I forgot to post. 

 

A buffet breakfast at esteemed ex-forumite Owen "The Professor's" wedding. All completely serviceable, giving it a 10/10 for the company, setting and the provision of a decent all you can eat breakfast at a TLW related bash. 

That brekkie reminds me of Christian Poulsen 

[YorkshireRed]

7 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Here's one from a few weeks ago, which I forgot to post. 

 

A buffet breakfast at esteemed ex-forumite Owen "The Professor's" wedding. All completely serviceable, giving it a 10/10 for the company, setting and the provision of a decent all you can eat breakfast at a TLW related bash. 

If there’s ever been a worse start to married life, then I’ve yet to see it. 

[YorkshireRed]

7 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Here's one from a few weeks ago, which I forgot to post. 

 

A buffet breakfast at esteemed ex-forumite Owen "The Professor's" wedding. All completely serviceable, giving it a 10/10 for the company, setting and the provision of a decent all you can eat breakfast at a TLW related bash. 

If there’s ever been a worse start to married life, then I’ve yet to see it. 
 

So bad, I named it twice. 
 

[Clem H Fandango]

My treat for the missus.

[Karl_b]

7 hours ago, cloggypop said:

NO FUCKING EGGS? 

 

Good spot - we were waiting for fresh ones. 

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

My treat for the missus.

A bukkake party?

[Remmie]

12 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Here's one from a few weeks ago, which I forgot to post. 

 

A buffet breakfast at esteemed ex-forumite Owen "The Professor's" wedding. All completely serviceable, giving it a 10/10 for the company, setting and the provision of a decent all you can eat breakfast at a TLW related bash. 

A Hinari buffet, no doubt