What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[YorkshireRed]

19 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

An effort I had today at an American Diner in Yorkshire.
 

It was pretty terrific & 50% off. 
 

I also did something I’d never normally entertain, I ate the beans as well. 
 

Where’s this? Might take the kids for a cheap breakfast. 

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Where’s this? Might take the kids for a cheap breakfast. 

 

Billy Bobs in Skipton.

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Scott_M said:

 

Billy Bobs in Skipton.

Ok ta - a bit far for a cheap breakfast. Looks decent though. 

[Scott_M]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

Ok ta - a bit far for a cheap breakfast. Looks decent though. 

 

Depending on how old your kids are, it's worth it as they have loads of outdoor climbing frames etc.

 

Took me an hour today & I live by Elland Rd.

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Scott_M said:

 

Depending on how old your kids are, it's worth it as they have loads of outdoor climbing frames etc.

 

Took me an hour today & I live by Elland Rd.

You’re about ten minutes from me then. I’ll have a look at it. Might include it with a dog walk over that way. Need to get the kids out of the house. Cheers. 

[Scott_M]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

You’re about ten minutes from me then. I’ll have a look at it. Might include it with a dog walk over that way. Need to get the kids out of the house. Cheers. 

 

It's dog friendly. Check out their website, it's a decent place.

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

Billy Bobs in Skipton.

His cocks fucking massive 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

His cocks fucking massive 

Pretty average for Yorkshire. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Pretty average for Yorkshire. 

Yeah Ive heard its full of massive cocks 

[Trumo]

50% off? Are you talking about the price or how much is missing from the plate?

[Elite]

That sausage is far too big. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

That sausage is far too big. 

Just had de ja vu there 

[Curly]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Just had de ja vu there 

I won’t push it in so fast next time, I promise.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Kidneys, potatoes, and no beans. Not on my watch. 

[Elite]

They'll need counselling for that in the future 

[Scott_M]

Roast potatoes on a breakfast is a novel idea. 

[Vincent Vega]

Belongs in the Tory breakfast thread that. 

[Karl_b]

19 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Roast potatoes on a breakfast is a novel idea. 

In the same way Covid-19 was called a novel coronavirus, presumably.

[Karl_b]

The potatoes and kidneys aren't constituent parts of the traditional fry up but everything else looks pretty well cooked and decent quality. It's a yes from me.

[PestiRed]

Credit for no beans but potatoes shouldn’t be there. Kidneys should be devilled and I’m not convinced that they are. I suspect the hidden egg is way overcooked. Also difficult to see quality and cooking of the sausage and bacon which is suspicious. Needs grilled tomatoes. Finally I get the feeling that the single plate is going to feed three people which is a disgrace even if two of them are quite small

[Bjornebye]

I’m fucking done. 
 

The only thing worse than beans on a fry up is kidneys or liver. I’d rather you posted a picture of a plate of beans with the dogs turnout on the top. Kidney is fucking disgusting. I’m calling social services first then when they are safe I’m calling Boko Haram. 
 

You fucking mutant 

[Barrington Womble]

I can't get past kidney on a fry up. It's the type of thing Keith Floyd would have done with some muscles in the 70s. 

[Remmie]

ARdja used to get reps for the absolute monstrosities he'd pay £30 for, I am disappointed that the tradition of repping any breakfast submission before absolutely massacring it. 

[cloggypop]

Much better sauce choice this time. 

[Anubis]

Maybe, but not on a breakfast. And you fed it to children. I’ve made the report to social services.