I am man: hear me roar!!!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I turned down sex to go to shoot some weapons down at the rifle range. Grrrrrr.*

 

 

*May not have happened.

 

I had sex while shooting a 12 guage *

 

*Definately didn't happen

[Melchett]

I went shooting whilst having sex with a 12 year old.*

 

 

*broke the handle off my toaster

[Jose Jones]

 

Just got to brick round it now.

 

Should have built it yourself you lazy git.

[Bjornebye]

I went shooting whilst having sex with a 12 year old.*

 

 

*broke the handle off my toaster

What sort of toaster have you got? Weird cunt

[RedinSweden]

I chose to wear it as I was closing a deal worth a good few k in bonus to me. I dont have one on today

 

You fucking dustpan

 

Is your whole handbag canvas?

[Bjornebye]

Is your whole handbag canvas?

Pink leather

[Melchett]

What sort of toaster have you got? Weird cunt

A Waring deep filled sandwich maker, the (until recently) king of toastie makers.

 

I'm devastated.. 

[VladimirIlyich]

I chose to wear it as I was closing a deal worth a good few k in bonus to me. I dont have one on today

 

You fucking dustpan

A few k definitely doesnt buy classs,or a razor.

[Malarkey]

A few k definitely doesnt buy classs,or a razor.

 

Facial hair is in.

 

Disrespecting facial hair, especially in a Man thread, is not.

[Bjornebye]

Facial hair is in.

 

Disrespecting facial hair, especially in a Man thread, is not.

 

Exactly

 

I've negged the cunt anyway. That will teach him 

[Dr Nowt]

Filled the sink with beard the other day and it was only a little trim.

 

Could probably knock a wolf out with my open hand.

[VladimirIlyich]

Facial hair is in.

 

Disrespecting facial hair, especially in a Man thread, is not.

I sit here with stubble myself so my observation has nothing to do with my own beliefs on the subject.

If i was going for a meeting netting my a few grand bonus I would go facial commando for once and abandon the idea of copying the pattern of a greasey spoon transport cafe tablecloth on my shirt.

 

Right back at you unkempt young whipper snappers.

[Bjornebye]

I sit here with stubble myself so my observation has nothing to do with my own beliefs on the subject.

If i was going for a meeting netting my a few grand bonus I would go facial commando for once and abandon the idea of copying the pattern of a greasey spoon transport cafe tablecloth on my shirt.

 

Right back at you unkempt young whipper snappers.

 

For what it's worth.... I closed the deal. 

[Stu Monty]

For what it's worth.... I closed the deal. Spent the night and was paid in the morning. Gotta love businessmen from Dubai.

 

Good for you.

[Bjornebye]

Good for you.

 

Paid for a new camera though. It'a a bit wonky but it works. 

[stringvest]

Fisheye?

[VladimirIlyich]

Paid for a new camera though. It'a a bit wonky but it works.

A homemade video of you and fatty will be doing the rounds(see what i did there) in no time.

[lifetime fan]

Channel 4 - Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year

 

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/amazing-spaces-shed-of-the-year

[Champ]

Channel 4 - Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year

 

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/amazing-spaces-shed-of-the-year

Did you see the Thursday nights episode where the guy had converted a Tuktuk into a camper van. It was breathtaking

[Rushies tash]

What kind of complete cunt wank glosses over wood chip wall paper? Or puts that shite up in the first place? For fucks sake..

Christ. it's like back to the seventies there RT. And it'll be a twat to get off. Good luck.

Did it. With a sponge and my trusty long arm blade scraper.

[Champ]

Channel 4 - Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year

 

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/amazing-spaces-shed-of-the-year

 

Tonight's installment had one guy who had recreated a part of the dining room of the Titanic inside a green tin shed. He was just a bit creepy

[RJ Fan club]

Concreted a new rotary washing line in. After I'd ripped up the old one and taken it down the dump.

 

Then I went to a BBQ and ate under cooked meat. Have been sick and shit twice, but haven't complained. Grrrrrrrrr

[Champ]

Concreted a new rotary washing line in. After I'd ripped up the old one and taken it down the dump.Then I went to a BBQ and ate under cooked meat. Have been sick and shit twice, but haven't complained. Grrrrrrrrr

That's a lovely image of you sat partying under a Tom and Jerry sized steak

[boots123]

went to the pub over the road had a half of bitter, quick spew and back home

[Chairman Meow]

As I am in the process of building a new rally car I'm doing the bare minimum to keep the old pink one in tip top condition.

 

So I've carried out some major structural repairs this morning which should keep things ticking over nicely. 

 

Hopefully no one will try to remove it as that's load bearing tank tape.

 

Before, shoddy German metalwork

 

 

After, German engineering enhanced by British Craftsmanship

 

 

 

I've already had an email from BMW asking for the sign back.