The cunting Daily Mail thread.

[El Rojo]

Daily Mail banned as a reliable source of information from Wikipedia

 

http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_589c3e13e4b07685621810f8

 

Political correctness gone mad.

[Remmie]

As a bit of light relief, the decommissioning of HMS Illustrious reminded me of the time they wrote a piece tutting and clucking about the stuff that the crew get up to when they go ashore - and they illustrated it with a picture of one of my mates.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1022061/The-crew-HMS-Lusty-let-hair--day-visit-Queen.html

 

As mentioned first time round, his doppelganger is quite clearly Carl Froch

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It must really be hard work being so consistently racist and misogynist.

 

For example, most people would agree that if a girl in an oppressive country campaigns for girls' education rights, then she's doing something brave and honourable.  If someone tries to murder her, that is too horrible.  If she survives and continues campaigning - with her campaign growing ever-stronger as a result of the violence that tried to silence her - then that is undoubtedly the best way to triumph over evil.

 

Normal people would agree that it's wholly appropriate if that girl grows up to (pending A Level results) earn a place at a prestigious university; that would only further the causes of peace, equality and education against the forces of violence, bigotry and ignorance.

 

It's an unequivocally good news story, right?

 

Not if you subscribe to the comments section of the Daily Heil.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4304616/Malala-Yousafzai-receives-offer-study-UK-university.html#reader-comments

 

Best rated comments:-

Why would somebody who was nearly killed in the name of religion still wear the misogynistic trappings of that religion?

Who's paying?

 

Is this why my tax has gone up?

Wonder who is funding that

 

Activist turned freeloader.

 

 

Why not,everyone else in the world , comes to Britain to take advantage of NHS and benefits.

 

And the worst rated:-

It would be an honour to have her here
 

Good for her! Everyone deserves the right to education

A very brave and inspirational young lady.

 

Pakistani government paid for her surgery! She was moved so talibaan cudnt attack her again and the facility wasnt available to save her life thats y she was moved here

 

Why not,everyone else in the world , comes to Britain to take advantage of NHS and benefits.

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[Hades]

Think I'm going to stay out of this thread for the sake of my tiny remaining grasp of sanity.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Think I'm going to stay out of this thread for the sake of my tiny remaining grasp of sanity.

Sanity is incompatible with the Hate Mail.

[Dr Nowt]

Lecturer at college was going through Harvard referencing the other day for various people who don't get it, and I noticed a fucking Daily Mail article in his example list.

 

Immediately told him that irrespective of whether the format was correct or not, it's never an appropriate reference unless the essay is on gypsies eating swans or foreigners giving the royal family AIDS.

 

Silence afterwards.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Lee909]

I take it thats a stand in to protect her identity then

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

She'd get it but her infidelity is most likely because of her being a horrible dead-inside cunt, rather than being a 7.5/10

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"The Agony of Being Too Much of a Hoo-er to Stay Faithful"

[Bobby Hundreds]

So brave to admit youre a bit of an arsehole in the daily mail, the arseholes publication of choice.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've not checked the comments section, but I'm guessing that they love this - a trollop who willingly puts herself in the stocks.

[Dr Nowt]

Samantha Brick 2.0.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Good article about Teresa May and Nicola Sturgeon both having new hair cuts.  Look at those women trying to play politics with their new hairdos!  Oo it's a power play!  Well done girls. 

[Anubis]

The Daily Mail getting it's arse handed to it on Twitter.

 

https://twitter.com/mattround/status/845044347196379136

[M_B]

Comedy gold from the comments section today

 

""Make it illegal in Britain to change name to an Islamic name from an British name it seems to me almost jihad dies were born with different names to the ones they die with. Surely MI5 and 6 have just got to check name changes to work out who they have to expel or shoot."

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

"How to use a car for mass murder"

 

Find a crowd of people. Drive it at people. At a fast speed. Maybe reverse over some too, to make sure.

 

No Google search needed.

[Lee909]

Fucking human rights getting in the way of just shooting people for a name change

 

Feel sorry for all the hollywood types who changed their names

 

• Katy Perry Real name Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson. ...
• Olivia Wilde Real name: Olivia Jane Cockburn
• Elton John
• Joaquin Phoenix
• John Legend
• Jennifer Aniston

 

Up against the wall you fuckers

[SammyAftershave]

I wonder what would Marion Morrison, Archibald Leach and Roy Fitzgerald have to say about this?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Fucking human rights getting in the way of just shooting people for a name change

 

Feel sorry for all the hollywood types who changed their names

 

• Katy Perry Real name Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson. ...
• Olivia Wilde Real name: Olivia Jane Cockburn
• Elton John
• Joaquin Phoenix
• John Legend
• Jennifer Aniston

Up against the wall you fuckers

Only if you change your name to a brown name, not a white name silly.

[Mook]

I think it's time for that meteorite to come & wipe us out.

 

[Ginny]

I think it's time for that meteorite to come & wipe us out.

 

Wow, the women's rights brigade will be all over that!

[Dr Nowt]

Aye, fucking shameful that.

 

I mean it's not even close, Krankie romped home.

[Section_31]

Ridiculous front page but to be fair I doubt May will be arsed, she seems to buzz off all that shit, always wearing leopard skin shoes and whatever else and wasn't she in Vogue or some bollocks recently? It's Sturgeon I feel sorry for. She may not be a lady, but she's all woman. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I think it's time for that meteorite to come & wipe us out.

 

 

I saw this on Twitter last night.  Fucking hell.