The cunting Daily Mail thread.

[thegreatelephant]

kin 'ell

 

[cloggypop]

[RedKnight]

That's Tory porn for Dacre that front page.

[Stickman]

I see Darcre's Wikipedia page has been hacked although it's kind of hard to tell where??

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It serves its purpose of distracting attention from the main headline - Savage cuts and xenophobic scapegoating trumpeted as a "Blueprint to Save the NHS"

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

 

Being a politician doesn't appear to be very good for your health.

[Section_31]

Ridiculous front page but to be fair I doubt May will be arsed, she seems to buzz off all that shit, always wearing leopard skin shoes and whatever else and wasn't she in Vogue or some bollocks recently? It's Sturgeon I feel sorry for. She may not be a lady, but she's all woman. 

 

Quelle surprise. 

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-legsit-daily-mail-front-page-a-bit-of-fun-a7654131.html

 

She knows which way her bread's buttered, plus she's got absolutely no balls. 

[Mook]

Quelle surprise. 

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-legsit-daily-mail-front-page-a-bit-of-fun-a7654131.html

 

She knows which way her bread's buttered, plus she's got absolutely no balls. 

 

The Daily Mail also providing conclusive proof that anyone using the phrase 'get a life' is a cunt of intergalactic proportions.

[Dr Nowt]

The Daily Mail also providing conclusive proof that anyone using the phrase 'get a life' is a cunt of intergalactic proportions.

Just a merrrrrrment, mate, Lawrenson uses that one quite a lo...oh, yeah.

[magicrat]

Ridiculous front page but to be fair I doubt May will be arsed, she seems to buzz off all that shit, always wearing leopard skin shoes and whatever else and wasn't she in Vogue or some bollocks recently? It's Sturgeon I feel sorry for. She may not be a lady, but she's all woman. 

She said it was a bit of fun in order not to upset Rothemere no doubt,  Every right minded politician denounced it as crass sexist trivia.

Personally I couldn't give a fuck, There isn't enough beer in the world to make me see Theresa may as an object of sexual desire. The only fuckng I would like her to get is at the polls,

[RedKnight]

She daren't offend the Mail and it's readers. That group is her core support and, if they go against her, she's fucked. What a coward.

[Stickman]

I think it's time for that meteorite to come & wipe us out.

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

@DailyMailUK: Sainsbury's and Asda won't stock Christian Easter egg - but they DO put halal ones on their shelves http://dailym.ai/2p4GTtN

 

The FUCK is a halal Easter egg!

[dickie mint]

@DailyMailUK: Sainsbury's and Asda won't stock Christian Easter egg - but they DO put halal ones on their shelves http://dailym.ai/2p4GTtN

The FUCK is a halal Easter egg!

 

The milky bar kid won't be happy.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Some gobshite right-wing loony in Australia was complaining about "Halal Easter eggs".  

 

Some current affairs telly programme openly laughed at the fuckwit.

 

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/want-me-to-prove-it-waleed-aly-perfectly-mocks-hansons-nonhalal-easter-egg-endorsement/news-story/de783d7bcd24282489b2441004db7af5

[Lee909]

You have to just laugh at them

 

The eggs are not Halal eggs,they are just made with a veggie gelatine

[cloggypop]

Gelatine in chocolate?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Next weekend is "You're not even allowed to celebrate St George's Day anymore" day.

[littletedwest]

I wanted to find out how much my house was worth so I murdered the Mrs and the daily mail told me

[Lee909]

Gelatine in chocolate?

 

 

From what i have ready before some do

 

Probably a case of the factory uses the stuff so cross contamination too

Cadburys tell you 

https://www.cadbury.com.au/Products/Halal-Products.aspx

[cloggypop]

Appartant

 

From what i have ready before some do

I've had about 5 goes at that but, what?

[Lee909]

Fixed the post

[cloggypop]

Ah, that makes more sense yeah. I don't think I'd be eating any chocolate with gelatine in it as an actual ingredient like.

[Priory Doctor]

I believe that a Journalist from The Daily Mail tried to interview the winning Oxford Team from the recent University Challenge Final..

She gave up after the first two team members  said something along the lines of " Thanks for asking, but we won't be talking to anybody from that Fascist,Racist Rag "

Well done those lads. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Before the election, "Hurra pour les chemises noires"

 

 

After Le Pen lost - not a word.