The cunting Daily Mail thread.

[Bjornebye]

Fucking cunts

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4635348/Glasto-s-Labour-love-threatens-dampened-rain.html

[SammyAftershave]

They don't like it up 'em do they?

[Rushies tash]

Fucking cunts

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4635348/Glasto-s-Labour-love-threatens-dampened-rain.html

Presumably the print version of the Mail will run a positive story about his appearance to thousands of cheering people since they are a completely separate entity to Mail online. Very separate. Nothing to do with them. At all.

[Anubis]

I'm surprised they didn't use that picture of Corbyn with the four girls and the headline JIZZA'S SICK GLASTO ORGY!

[magicrat]

Fucking cunts

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4635348/Glasto-s-Labour-love-threatens-dampened-rain.html

 

Read that earlier,  The local Tory MP , James Heappey, whingeing that Corbyn didn't inform him that he was making a speech in his constituency .

Against parliamentary protocol , What a fucking bellend 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Read that earlier, The local Tory MP , James Heappey, whingeing that Corbyn didn't inform him that he was making a speech in his constituency .

Against parliamentary protocol , What a fucking bellend

Bowing to Her Madge is against Parliamentary protocol. Did this cunt whine when the Maybot did that?

[magicrat]

Bowing to Her Madge is against Parliamentary protocol. Did this cunt whine when the Maybot did that?

 

Ex Army 

 

This seems typical of his insight into politics, 

 

Tory MP 'told schoolgirl to "f*** off back to Scotland" when she said she'd vote for independence'

Conservative candidate James Heappey insists foul-mouthed outburst in front of schoolchildren was ‘intended only as a joke’

• Greg Wilford
• Sunday 14 May 2017 13:52 BST
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James Heappey apologised for any offence caused

 

 

A Tory MP told a girl to "f*** off back to Scotland" when she said she'd vote for independence if a second referendum was triggered.

James Heappey's outburst came as he addressed sixth-formers at the £12,000-a-year Millfield School in Somerset. 

The Conservative, who is contesting the seat of Wells, asked the children for their views as they discussed the topic of Scottish independence. When one girl said she'd vote to leave the UK, Mr Heappey, 36, replied: "Why don't you f*** off back to Scotland?"

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

Aah, the sweet smell of desperation.

 

[magicrat]

It is desperate isn't it,

 

Even the most rabid Tory must think it's pathetic,

They cut down tress to print this shite 

[Creator Supreme]

I'm assuming the cars belong to the Eavis family anyway? Yeah gas guzzlers, but if there's a problem take it up with the Eavis family, I'm sure they'd be happy to tell the fail to fuck off (and Rico too!)

[magicrat]

I'm assuming the cars belong to the Eavis family anyway? Yeah gas guzzlers, but if there's a problem take it up with the Eavis family, I'm sure they'd be happy to tell the fail to fuck off (and Rico too!)

I'm sure for driving around muddy fields they are the most sensible option, 

[Tj hooker]

Convoy of 4 wheel gas guzzling motors my eye sight must be fucking terrible I can only see 1

That's about as lame as it gets especially from the Fail

[VladimirIlyich]

Ive seen those type of cars be converted to LPG or dual fuel before.

Like you say though,if thats their best smear then they'd be better off praising him instead.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Richard Littlejohn.  Cunt.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4663156/Fancy-five-star-migrant-break-Chips-everything.html#newcomment

 

Stuck for a summer holiday idea this year? Can't face the usual chaos at the airports, especially now there's yet another cumbersome layer of security centred on laptops, Kindles and iPads?

Worried about the threat of terrorism after attacks everywhere from the South of France to Tunisia? Concerned that your money won't go very far because of the post-Brexit devaluation of the pound against currencies like the euro and the dollar?

Don't despair. Why not choose a staycation and take advantage of everything Britain has to offer? The UK is the most popular destination for visitors from all over the world. Most of them like it here so much they never want to go home.

Take the hundreds of foreign nationals currently tucked up at the all-inclusive, Center Parcs-style Yarl's Wood Immigration Removal Centre in rural Bedfordshire.

 

The Government has spent more than £100 million of taxpayers' money laying on five-star facilities which would put the average holiday camp to shame.

Nothing's too good for the guests at Yarl's Wood, who can enjoy everything from Zumba classes and bingo to volleyball and badminton, as well as learning arts and crafts such as sewing and origami. The centre also has a beauty salon — and all treatments are absolutely free. It's even got its own on-site medical clinic.

People pay thousands of pounds for this kind of pampering elsewhere. But are the inmates, who mostly hail from Africa, China and Jamaica, happy?

Not at all. They make that deaf old bat from Fawlty Towers look like the perfect house guest. Remember the episode when she complains about everything, including the view? An exasperated Basil replies: 'May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...'

 

If you really were escaping war, persecution, torture or famine, you'd be grateful for any small act of kindness. But that's not how it works at Yarl's Wood.

The inmates have an exaggerated sense of entitlement which makes the mind boggle. Not so long ago, some attempted to burn the place to the ground.

There have been riots and hunger strikes. Their latest complaint is about the food, which they describe as 'too English'. As Basil Fawlty might have reacted: 'What do you expect to eat at a detention centre in Bedfordshire? Goat's head soup? Fillet of wildebeest stewing majestically . . .'

Inspectors from the Independent Monitoring Board report that the detainees are demanding more 'culturally diverse' cuisine. (Are these inspectors paid by the Home Office or the Michelin Guide?)

Yet, back in 2015, a restaurant called the Cultural Kitchen opened at the centre to cater for more exotic tastes. Even that wasn't enough to satisfy the discerning diner. So what is the 'too English' food which offends their cultural sensibilities?

Pizza, for a start. But since when has pizza been classified as 'English'? It is a universal dish, served in one form or another everywhere from Lagos to Los Angeles. They don't like baguettes, either. But the last time anyone looked, baguettes originated in France. I don't suppose the residents of the Jungle in Calais turned their noses up at a crispy baguette stuffed with Camembert.

Maybe the mainly-female residents of Yarl's Wood are all watching their waistline and sticking to the Atkins Diet. They are especially distressed that their meals are 'carbohydrate-laden', with too much emphasis on bread and chips. The report bemoans the fact that 'some of the sandwiches can be very unappetising'.

 

We're not told what fillings are available, but I'm assuming we're not talking organic quinoa on multi-grain, gluten-free ciabatta here.

Maybe they fancy some of those edible flowers that are all the rage this summer.

Even if they're being offered processed mousetrap between two slices of Mother's Pride, it's much better than they could expect in the hell-holes they claim to have fled. I doubt the thousands of indigenous British people Labour alleges are having to rely on handouts from food banks would turn up their noses at the Yarl's Wood buffet.

They also object to being served fish and chips, about the only thing on the menu which appears to qualify as a traditional English meal. But as Dave Mooney, the catering manager at Yarl's Wood, said many of them love a nice fish supper.

They've certainly been in Britain long enough to acquire a taste for cod and chips. Don't forget that all the detainees have spent years trying to win the right to stay here permanently.

None of those housed at Yarl's Wood has any right to remain. They either entered the country illegally, or overstayed their visas, and have lost a series of appeals against being sent home, at considerable cost to the British taxpayer in terms of legal aid and other benefits.

All are currently awaiting deportation. If they can't even stand the food, what are they waiting for? Surely they would be far happier living somewhere more in line with their own cultural heritage.

The sooner these detainees are put on the first plane out, the better. Then perhaps the Government could convert Yarl's Wood into a proper holiday camp for British citizens who don't fancy going abroad in future.

After all, how many people would say 'no' to an all-inclusive couple of weeks at a retreat in rural Bedfordshire, complete with free badminton, volleyball and origami lessons?

And the good news is that there's always the zumba classes to work off all that fattening pizza and fish 'n' chips.

 

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I've submitted a comment, which I doubt will make it past their moderators.

"The people in Yarl's Wood are detained indefinitely, despite having committed no crime, in appalling conditions, with the constant threat of deportation to places where they have genuine fears for their safety.

 

Is it any wonder that in 2015 sixty-four inmates attempted to take their own lives.

 

Not that we can expect Littlejohn to care much about people being driven to suicide.  He didn't care about his part in the death of Lucy meadows, 'm sure he loses no sleep over the death of these nameless foreigners."

 

[cloggypop]

John Littledick

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I really would cheerfully round up that cunt, Hopkins and MacKenzie and wall them up somewhere together - let them rot in their own hatred.

[Stickman]

if they printed your reply Angry it would have been lost in a sea of nasty shite, you literally need a shower after reading the comments section.

 

Fuck me that Daily Mail press room must be a hive of horrible cunts, Paul Dacre , Andrew Pierce, Sarah Vine, Melanie Phillips , Katie Hopkins, Dan Hodges .Littlejohn.

I'm sure there is a tasteless joke regarding the Mail and Charlie Hebdo but I won't go there.

[Anubis]

I really would cheerfully round up that cunt, Hopkins and MacKenzie and wall them up somewhere together - let them rot in their own hatred.

 

I suggest Yarl's Wood.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I was at a union seminar last year and we were addressed by a woman who had been detained at Yarl's Wood (after she had been hounded out of Nigeria for being gay).  She described her experiences.  It was fucking harrowing

 

Let's just say she didn't mention the food.

[razor]

I was at a union seminar last year and we were addressed by a woman who had been detained at Yarl's Wood (after she had been hounded out of Nigeria for being gay).  She described her experiences.  It was fucking harrowing

 

Was she referring to the booking system for the Zumba classes?

[Moctezuma]

What do people get out of reading stuff like the op ed pieces in the mail, is it a confirmation bias to assuage their heads?

 

Perhaps I'm being overtly cynical and people actually do construct their views/realities around it.

 

Obviously some read it with an opposing point of view to get their hackles up and feel a bit of a rush from the anger, plus it allows for a choral voice of condemnation, which can feel cathartic.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

What do people get out of reading stuff like the op ed pieces in the mail, is it a confirmation bias to assuage their heads?

 

Perhaps I'm being overtly cynical and people actually do construct their views/realities around it.

 

Obviously some read it with an opposing point of view to get their hackles up and feel a bit of a rush from the anger, plus it allows for a choral voice of condemnation, which can feel cathartic.

I doubt people read this stuff just to get some perverse rush out of being annoyed.  When you become aware that racist hatred is being published there is a need to oppose it, (for example, through the Stop Funding Hate campaign), because unopposed hate-speech leads to real people in the real world getting really hurt.

[Pureblood]

What do people get out of reading stuff like the op ed pieces in the mail, is it a confirmation bias to assuage their heads?

 

Perhaps I'm being overtly cynical and people actually do construct their views/realities around it.

 

Obviously some read it with an opposing point of view to get their hackles up and feel a bit of a rush from the anger, plus it allows for a choral voice of condemnation, which can feel cathartic.

 

There is an absolute army out there who think it's porn and must get some sort of kinky endorphin when immigrants are blamed for Grenfell.

 

IMMIGRANTS PROVEN TO HAVE CAUSED TRAGIC FIRE

 

Get in there, I bloody knew it.  Fapp, fapp, fapp.

[Moctezuma]

I doubt people read this stuff just to get some perverse rush out of being annoyed. When you become aware that racist hatred is being published there is a need to oppose it, (for example, through the Stop Funding Hate campaign), because unopposed hate-speech leads to real people in the real world getting really hurt.

Completely agree, but due to the silos people live in their opposition may as well be equivelant to shouting into a bucket.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Classic Littlejohn.  Open with a lie about Muslims - always a reliable warm-up for the bigoted shitheads - before raging against gays and trans people.  Witless fucking shite. 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4737828/LITTLEJOHN-ll-say-Nelson-gender-fluid.html#newcomment

 

All you need to know about the brainless, soulless cunts who lap this shite up is that two of the highest rated comments are "You couldn't make it up" and "This country is FINISHED".