Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Harry's Lad]

14 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Tell you what @redheart, unless you're riddled with clap & crabs and you're planning to smite the nethers of those lackwit Tory harridans, nothing can justify wanting to bump uglies with that pair of horrors.

I saw a picture of Dorries when she was in her 30's a while back. Very bangable then to be fair.

Truss on the other hand, no fucking way.

 

[redheart]

6 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Tell you what @redheart, unless you're riddled with clap & crabs and you're planning to smite the nethers of those lackwit Tory harridans, nothing can justify wanting to bump uglies with that pair of horrors.

 

Its called the amnesty thread not the tidy lasses thread

[redheart]

Time for a new Amnesty Danger fuck

 

Isabel Peralta a Spanish Fascist and alround admirer of Franco.  A view pile of work and obviously nuts and that would make  her  a savage in the sack

 

 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

The masked singer is on in this house.

 

Davina Mcall.

 

56 and I'd still motorboat those puppies.

[Creator Supreme]

3 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

The masked singer is on in this house.

 

Davina Mcall.

 

56 and I'd still motorboat those puppies.

Nah, she does too much work in association with that scummy rag, not for me.

[Section_31]

That Geordi strumpet from Dragon's Den.

 

"Wor give it ta me ya dirty Scouse shipbuilding bastard!"

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

That Geordi strumpet from Dragon's Den.

 

"Wor give it ta me ya dirty Scouse shipbuilding bastard!"

 

 

 

 

Great shout and exactly what this thread is made for. Mind you she’d probably have QVC on in the background 

[Elite]

You wouldn't go hungry living with her.

[Mudface]

36 minutes ago, Elite said:

You wouldn't go hungry living with her.

 

I bet you would, you'd starve to death.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

I bet you would, you'd starve to death.

The key would be getting up early, before it's all gone.

[Strontium]

Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert. Pure trailer trash (a grandmother at 36 years of age) and an absolute lunatic. Definitely promises to be a wild ride.

 

[manwiththestick]

No amnesty required there.

 

Like a rat up a drainpipe. 

[Pete]

Emily Hampshire in Schitt's Creek

[Jairzinho]

Amnesty?

[Special K]

7 minutes ago, Pete said:

Emily Hampshire in Schitt's Creek

Supposed to be an amnesty thread. She's lovely (just difficult to be seen opposite the incredible Annie Murphy)

[Jairzinho]

 

You sicko, Pete.

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

That Geordi strumpet from Dragon's Den.

 

"Wor give it ta me ya dirty Scouse shipbuilding bastard!"

 

 

 

 

I’d normally agree but she sounds like the Hairy Biker who didn’t die and there’s something a bit strange about that. 

[Tj hooker]

Sally Bundock who does the Buisness news on BBC 1 before the Breakfast programme 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

Emily Hampshire in Schitt's Creek

 

This belongs in an amnesty thread like Darwin Nunez belongs in a monastery.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

Emily Hampshire in Schitt's Creek

Id like to see her shitty creek 

 

What? 

[Bjornebye]

47 minutes ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

I’d normally agree but she sounds like the Hairy Biker who didn’t die and there’s something a bit strange about that. 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Hannah Gutierrez. The bird on manslaughter charges after the death of a filming crew member when Alec Baldwin shot her on the film set of the film Rust.

[Anubis]

Yeah, I’m going there. Jill Biden.

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Hannah Gutierrez. The bird on manslaughter charges after the death of a filming crew member when Alec Baldwin shot her on the film set of the film Rust.

She can go in the CILFs thread now as she’s just been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. 

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

She can go in the CILFs thread now as she’s just been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. 

Uh oh!

She was originally quite frumpy while making the film but the trial really brought the best out of her looks.