Leicester (H) 30/01/19

[Baltar]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

You need a pot noodle and a wank mate. 

Would love to but will need to wait until I finish work. The boss might object about having pot noodles.

[3 Stacks]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

If you listen to the hipsters, then Clyne doesn't offer enough going forward.

 

Quite how they square this with the fact we created a club record number of attempts on goal in his only start of the season is a mystery to me.

It's actually the opposite. Hipsters will look at the stats of one game and spin it to say Clyne must be good going forward because we took a bunch of shots when he played. Like yourself.

 

In contrast, people who have watched him for years can see his touch absolutely stinks and attacks go to die when the ball reaches him. To boot, he can't stay fit so he's barely played in two years, two years in which we've become an elite team without him. 

[Bjornebye]

Speaking of hipsters, loads of you were saying henderson had a good game last night (He didn't) so why is everyone talking about Clyne? 

[Pureblood]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I got a blow-job in my tent at a festival off an American girl called Summer. I met her at a stand when I was buying a Pot Noodle at about 2 in the morning. And yes, a swallow Summer did make. 

 

Were Oasis playing and did y'all have a singalong about a really great wall?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, TK421 said:

Were Oasis playing and did y'all have a singalong about a really great wall?

No , I think Kings Of leon were on someones stereo outside the tent though. As festival bunk-ups go it was quite romantic. it was the Thursday night as well. Didn't swap numbers but I walked past her a few days later and she was doing this shit below. I didn't go over. (Thats not her unfortunately) 

 

 

 

[rubble-rouser]

53 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

No , I think Kings Of leon were on someones stereo outside the tent though. As festival bunk-ups go it was quite romantic. it was the Thursday night as well. Didn't swap numbers but I walked past her a few days later and she was doing this shit below. I didn't go over. (Thats not her unfortunately) 

 

 

 

You should have stoked her fire 

[rubble-rouser]

I was never 100% sure what ‘hipster’ meant. I now see it means ‘somebody with whom I disagree’. Almost fell off my unicycle when I found out 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, rubble-rouser said:

You should have stoked her fire 

I did. Florida girl as well. Probably been eaten by a Gator by now. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

17 minutes ago, rubble-rouser said:

I was never 100% sure what ‘hipster’ meant. I now see it means ‘somebody with whom I disagree’. Almost fell off my unicycle when I found out 

At least Hipsters don’t have to wear bicycle clips.

[razor]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

No , I think Kings Of leon were on someones stereo outside the tent though. As festival bunk-ups go it was quite romantic. it was the Thursday night as well. Didn't swap numbers but I walked past her a few days later and she was doing this shit below. I didn't go over. (Thats not her unfortunately) 

 

 

Goodness gracious!

 

 

 

 

 

...great balls of fire.

[razor]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Speaking of hipsters, loads of you were saying henderson had a good game last night (He didn't) so why is everyone talking about Clyne? 

 

We need an escape goat.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Baltar said:

It's the second time this season we've made Leicester look like Barcelona. They should have won both of the league games against us so I guess having 4 points from the two games is a blessing. Our performance and question marks about the players bottle is a big worry, though. The pressure after City's loss got to us and we cracked. Can't afford many more slip ups now.

That's pretty much bollocks.

 

Do you not think the fact that we've had no defenders all month might have had some bearing on results and performances? A team with no bottle would have lost to Brighton, Palace and Leicester.  (I know: I've seen Liverpool in the past.)

[Bjornebye]

44 minutes ago, razor said:

 

Goodness gracious!

 

 

 

 

 

...great balls of fire.

Fucking hippies. 

[an tha]

Good to see the crowd issue being raised.

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-fans-needs-take-notice-15762884

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

Good to see the crowd issue being raised.

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-fans-needs-take-notice-15762884

It can't be helped. its not a collective group saying "lets be anxious as fuck tonight lads". Its thousands of souls at the game , at home, in the pubs all wanting, wishing, hoping and dying to see us win the league. There is a reason why the flags up Utting ave say "this means more". It does, it means everything to us. Yes agreed, it needs channeling better but most of us won't have fingernails left come May. Its a battle ground now, every game is a cup final. My heart is racing already. Im frightened, excited, turned-on, fuming and 10 ft tall. Thats what it is. Thats what this is. Ive never wanted anything as much as this title in my life. 

 

[Elite]

I'm not sure how you can stop the anxiety in the crowd, maybe have Seasons do a stadium CBT session 30mins before kick off.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Sing all game, you will forget the anxiety.

[aRdja]

19 minutes ago, Elite said:

I'm not sure how you can stop the anxiety in the crowd, maybe have Seasons do a stadium CBT session 30mins before kick off.

Blitz teams early like we used to do.

[an tha]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

It can't be helped. its not a collective group saying "lets be anxious as fuck tonight lads". Its thousands of souls at the game , at home, in the pubs all wanting, wishing, hoping and dying to see us win the league. There is a reason why the flags up Utting ave say "this means more". It does, it means everything to us. Yes agreed, it needs channeling better but most of us won't have fingernails left come May. Its a battle ground now, every game is a cup final. My heart is racing already. Im frightened, excited, turned-on, fuming and 10 ft tall. Thats what it is. Thats what this is. Ive never wanted anything as much as this title in my life. 

 

Ha!

 

I don't disagree mate - it's madness, i said other night it is taking years off my life and it is gonna kill me either way...

 

But all that said backing the team in the ground rather than standing bricking it is surely best way to deal with it all.

[Dave D]

I'll offer no opinion on Clyne or the crowd until we get Daves match report.

Then I will smugly agree with him whilst chortling at his quips. 

[aRdja]

Now deleted.

 

[BCM]

4 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Sing all game, you will forget the anxiety.

This.

 

Its all well and good singing when we are 3 -0 up. They need us when we are struggling. They need the crowd to give them a boost and put the shits right up the opposition.

Anfield should be a bearpit for the last 7 home games.

Your desperate for the league title........ well you should be going home fucked and hoarse after those 7 games.

[s(k)aturation]

5 hours ago, aRdja said:

 

 

 

Witty young Kyle should have used his full compliment of characters...

 

"... but I had other ideas when I cynically fouled their best player on the night, just as he would have been clear through on goal" #midlandshero

 

 

[Anubis]

Think Kyle was too busy deleting it, and anything else he’d tweeted that was about to be weaponised.

[El Rojo]

Bit silly that he felt the need to delete that. It was hardly offensive and not like it hadn't been seen thousands of times anyway.

 

I like Kyle Walker and think he should play in the remainder of their league games.