The Snip

[johnsusername]

Getting this done in the week. Will I be able to drive home or is it a taxi job? It's about a 25 minute drive. 

 

I was going to take a week off any exercise and a further week (at least, maybe another two) off my weightlifting. To be honest looking forward to not exercising and letting some niggling injuries clear up. Saying that id rather do it without someone cutting my ball sack open, but nevermind. 

[Harry's Lad]

19 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Getting this done in the week. Will I be able to drive home or is it a taxi job? It's about a 25 minute drive. 

 

I was going to take a week off any exercise and a further week (at least, maybe another two) off my weightlifting. To be honest looking forward to not exercising and letting some niggling injuries clear up. Saying that id rather do it without someone cutting my ball sack open, but nevermind. 

It was only a local anaesthetic so I drove home after I had it done with no problems.

[Bellflower]

39 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Getting this done in the week. Will I be able to drive home or is it a taxi job? It's about a 25 minute drive. 

 

I was going to take a week off any exercise and a further week (at least, maybe another two) off my weightlifting. To be honest looking forward to not exercising and letting some niggling injuries clear up. Saying that id rather do it without someone cutting my ball sack open, but nevermind. 

I walked to the clinic and back, 3 mile round trip, no problem' It`s 2 stitches for the incision, hardly heart surgery.

Get a grip.

[johnsusername]

38 minutes ago, Bellflower said:

I walked to the clinic and back, 3 mile round trip, no problem' It`s 2 stitches for the incision, hardly heart surgery.

Get a grip.

 

I've been told I've got to wait a week before I can get a grip! 

[johnsusername]

13 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

It was only a local anaesthetic so I drove home after I had it done with no problems.

 

Cheers mate, all I needed to know. 

[Trumo]

Not read through this whole thread, but has it been asked of the OP whether they've taken to adding 'The' when baby-naming? 

[Clem H Fandango]

52 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Not read through this whole thread, but has it been asked of the OP whether they've taken to adding 'The' when baby-naming? 

Any baby born after the snip should be called Roger.

[Harry's Lad]

41 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Any baby born after the snip should be called Roger.

Houdini would be more appropriate.

[Clem H Fandango]

8 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Houdini would be more appropriate.

Whodunnit.

[chrisbonnie]

22 hours ago, Bellflower said:

I walked to the clinic and back, 3 mile round trip, no problem' It`s 2 stitches for the incision, hardly heart surgery.

Get a grip.

I had mine done 5 years ago and didn't require any stitches. All done with an epi-pen type local anisthetic, and only one tiny incision that didn't need any stitching 

[Bellflower]

22 hours ago, johnsusername said:

 

I've been told I've got to wait a week before I can get a grip! 

Least of your worries. I had an absolutely gorgeous Indian lady doctor doing mine.

Didn't even have a window to look out of, just stared at the ceiling thinking " not now, not now !"

[DalyanPete]

Had mine done years ago. Sounds like it's all changed now. Never felt pain like when they put the first needle in my plum, after that no problem.

Recommendation was to wank furiously to empty the sperm, first ejaculation was a mixture of agony and ecstasy at the same time.

[Captain Willard]

I have had it done then a reversal as my second wife wanted a baby. We now have 5. 

[Clem H Fandango]

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I have had it done then a reversal as my second wife wanted a baby. We now have 5. 

 

Did the reversal work?

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

 

Did the reversal work?

Yes but only on the second attempt. 2 of the kids came before. I’m done now. 

[VladimirIlyich]

15 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I have had it done then a reversal as my second wife wanted a baby. We now have 5. 

You should just have married an ugly woman. It worked for me!

[The wanderer]

On 11/03/2024 at 08:02, chrisbonnie said:

I had mine done 5 years ago and didn't require any stitches. All done with an epi-pen type local anisthetic, and only one tiny incision that didn't need any stitching 

Fuck , how things have changed I had mine in 1993 and survived a welcome home punch in the bollox from my then 3 year old !!

[Skidfingers McGonical]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You should just have married an ugly woman. It worked for me!

No wonder you’re a judgemental old fucker on the MILF/Fit Birds Who Fly Under The Radar threads. 

[Harry Squatter]

On 09/03/2024 at 21:57, johnsusername said:

Getting this done in the week. Will I be able to drive home or is it a taxi job? It's about a 25 minute drive. 

 

I was going to take a week off any exercise and a further week (at least, maybe another two) off my weightlifting. To be honest looking forward to not exercising and letting some niggling injuries clear up. Saying that id rather do it without someone cutting my ball sack open, but nevermind. 

Just don't ride a bike home.

[VladimirIlyich]

19 hours ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

No wonder you’re a judgemental old fucker on the MILF/Fit Birds Who Fly Under The Radar threads. 

I'm an ugly fucker myself too.

[chrisbonnie]

23 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You should just have married an ugly woman. It worked for me!

Do you even need to marry an ugly one to stop your sex life 

 

My missus is good looking, has big tits, great job. 

 

Near zero sex drive since our second child though. 

 

Coming to think of it, maybe I didn't need to waste my money on the vasectomy after all..... 

[Clem H Fandango]

32 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

Do you even need to marry an ugly one to stop your sex life 

 

My missus is good looking, has big tits, great job. 

 

Near zero sex drive since our second child though. 

 

Coming to think of it, maybe I didn't need to waste my money on the vasectomy after all..... 

Pics?

[chrisbonnie]

4 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Pics?

I think you might have a better chance of seeing them these days than I do..... 

[VladimirIlyich]

13 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

Do you even need to marry an ugly one to stop your sex life 

 

My missus is good looking, has big tits, great job. 

 

Near zero sex drive since our second child though. 

 

Coming to think of it, maybe I didn't need to waste my money on the vasectomy after all..... 

I'll take your word for it mate. Mind you,you don't look at the Mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.

[johnsusername]

Turns out that someone sticking a needle in your balls and pulling things about - well, it's not the best thing.

 

Had three separate women handle the family jewels and I'd rather none of it had ever happened. 

 

Still, it's got me out of doing the school run this morning, small wins.