Roy Keane

[Bjornebye]

The only Silver Lining was when the cunt was outed.

 

I'd love to read that thread again. Did it get locked? 

[deiseach]

Story goes, that Keane’s auld boy, when Keane was at his pomp at Manchester United, whipped his cock out in his local, and suggested no one there would have believed it was worth £20m.

 

Dunno about that, but he earned the nickname locally of Sterling Moss.

[Elite]

I'd love to read that thread again. Did it get locked?

Who outed him?

[lifetime fan]

Who outed him?

 

Think it was Rapey from memory.

[Lee909]

You're kidding laying the blame at his door?

 

Instead of working on his catching technique, James basically spent his every waking hour thinking about video games.

 

If he was still playing in these days of Fortnight, you'd be fortunate if he bothered turning up on a Saturday.

 

Plus, I'm sure big Joe Corrigan was actually his coach.

 

Anyway, seems a decent enough bloke in the Guardian, but I absolutely hated him as our keeper.

Of course im taking the oiss

He was still in Holland in his playing career

[Fugitive]

Roy Keane is a massive spunk cannon.

[Fugitive]

Viera would have slapped him all over the show.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Of course im taking the oiss

He was still in Holland in his playing career

I still blame Rueben Bennett for ruining Markovic.

[Elite]

Think it was Rapey from memory.

Fair play. Really wish Simon would have twatted the cunt for his bullying

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Roy Keane is Vinnie Jones with brilliant football ability as far as being a hardman. Would have been eaten alive in the 70's and 80's. Talks a good game though, except when he doesn't.

[Section_31]

Roy Keane is Vinnie Jones with brilliant football ability as far as being a hardman. Would have been eaten alive in the 70's and 80's. Talks a good game though, except when he doesn't.

 

The thing is he's actually shite at pretty much everything except being a naturally-gifted footballer, and that was exactly that - a gift, it's like being a tall man in Japan and being able to reach tomato sauce bottles on the shelf that the locals can't, a fortunate gift of nature - but nothing to get arrogant about.

 

"Da problem wid all these Japanese lads is dey're just not tall enough."

 

When it comes to anything that HAS required some application, some learning, some humility - I.e management and coaching, he's a proven failure.

[3 Stacks]

Some guys like Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods can pull off the competitive psychopath personality and still be liked/revered. Roy Keane is not one of those people. You can tell despite how good he was on the pitch that people just think he's a freak and don't respect him. 

[Section_31]

Some guys like Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods can pull off the competitive psychopath personality and still be liked/revered. Roy Keane is not one of those people. You can tell despite how good he was on the pitch that people just think he's a freak and don't respect him.

They don't talk about people like cunts though. "He's shit, they're shit" that's all that comes out of keane's mouth.

[Chip Butty]

Not very inspirational is he. 

[Tony Moanero]

Tiger Woods is a whopper.

[VladimirIlyich]

Tiger Woods is a whopper.

Is that you Ellen?

[General Dryness]

Good video this. Neville still a cunt as usual. Great when Keane rips into Ferguson for the last couple of minutes.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Good video this. Neville still a cunt as usual. Great when Keane rips into Ferguson for the last couple of minutes.

 

 

Not sure where Neville came across as a cunt there. He is only a cunt for being a manc and hating Liverpool. We need enemies. I kind of don't kmnd him now. He reminds me of bellend mates who slag Liverpool off and you give it back. Ive worked in Manchester and footy talk aside, most of them aren't that bad apart from the smell.

Neville was a great right back and yes a snide cunt but so what. I'd rather listen to him than twats like Danny Murphy. 

 

Keane is boss. I could listen to him like that all day. Wish to fuck he had signed for us and not them. 

[General Dryness]

He's a cunt, and a spineless one at that as he's obviously still terrified of Ferguson even now.

 

Not sure why you're willing to argue on his behalf mate, you won't change my mind.

[Bjornebye]

Absolute bollocks. Go and cook the man some fuckin eggs 

[General Dryness]

Just because you fancy Gary Neville. That's not even gay, its bestiality. 

[deiseach]

What he said about Jonathan Walters was inexcusable:

[Scooby Dudek]

5 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Just because you fancy Gary Neville. That's not even gay, its bestiality. 

 

Wouldn't that mean he fancies George Best ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I now know that is how you spell it, but only after googling and IMO my joke was too good to waste.)

[Elite]

29 minutes ago, deiseach said:

What he said about Jonathan Walters was inexcusable:

What a fucking arsehole. I saw that interview with Walters and it was really genuine, he wasn't looking for sympathy. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Scooby Dudek said:

 

Wouldn't that mean he fancies George Best ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I now know that is how you spell it, but only after googling and IMO my joke was too good to waste.)

My spelling > your joke.