Are you happy about Sadio Mané?

[Cardie]

*Insert smug, sarcastic and hindsight tinged comment about lazy complaints regarding always signing Southampton players*

 

Especially since all of them have become vital players for us.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Especially since all of them have become vital players for us.

No worries. I try to forget we signed him too.

[kalasoma]

Still happy about Mane and he's scored 3 out of 3 appearances (yes, I'm counting the disallowed goal at Spurs).

[Remmie]

Didn't Southampton try to sign Coutinho as well?

[The Golden Eel]

Didn't Southampton try to sign Coutinho as well?

Yes, Poch had him on loan in Spain before

[eeyore]

Especially since all of them have become vital players for us.

Vital players for a team no better than Southampton

[Carvalho Diablo]

I've made up a song:

 

Sadio Mane. You're great at football.

Keep it up son.

Cheers.

Hey, that's fucking good.

[Carvalho Diablo]

An unforeseen counter-attack nestled somewhere in time.

Unsuspecting fullback, no warnings, no signs.

Judgment day and Sadio Mane arrives.

Before the final whistle you must die.

 

Or summat like that.

[scudger99]

Vital players for a team no better than Southampton

A team that just beat the champions very handily with 2 of those players having a big part to play in it.

Did you actually get any pleasure out of that performance at the weekend ?

[Carvalho Diablo]

A team that just beat the champions very handily with 2 of those players having a big part to play in it.

Did you actually get any pleasure out of that performance at the weekend ?

How could he when he's still scrubbing his undies with a brillo pad ?

[eeyore]

A team that just beat the champions very handily with 2 of those players having a big part to play in it.

Did you actually get any pleasure out of that performance at the weekend ?

No I was too filled with rage after seeing lucas name on the teamsheet and watching his dreadful performance.

 

We are a gnats pube away from a complete disaster this season and we had all summer to rectify it.

 

The performance of the rest of the team against Leicester bar lucas and mignolet makes it even more fucking frustrating.

[Mark M]

No I was too filled with rage after seeing lucas name on the teamsheet and watching his dreadful performance.

 

We are a gnats pube away from a complete disaster this season and we had all summer to rectify it.

 

The performance of the rest of the team against Leicester bar lucas and mignolet makes it even more fucking frustrating.

 

It was one really bad mistake he made for the goal other than that he was very good and mostly untroubled. 

[Grinch]

It was one really bad mistake he made for the goal other than that he was very good and mostly untroubled.

Nah, let Vardy in for a one on one that resulted in a rare Mignolet save. We can't afford to gift teams what would usually be two goals.

 

Tbf he's just not a centre back and every cunt seen it coming when Sakho wasn't replaced in the summer.

[Scooby Dudek]

Still happy about Mane and he's scored 3 out of 3 appearances (yes, I'm counting the disallowed goal at Spurs).

Me too. Plus that would have been 9 points from the top three last season. 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 goals in his last 8 PL games. 4 for Soton and 4 for us. Very good going.

[Jose Jones]

Nah, let Vardy in for a one on one that resulted in a rare Mignolet save. We can't afford to gift teams what would usually be two goals.

 

Tbf he's just not a centre back and every cunt seen it coming when Sakho wasn't replaced in the summer.

That was Matip coming out to win the ball but missing leaving Lucas with two on one.

[bonesman]

Ive heard it said that Cou could be our new Suarez but I think if anybody is going to get close its going to be Mane.

[Carvalho Diablo]

That was Matip coming out to win the ball but missing leaving Lucas with two on one.

 

So you admit it then ?

[diamondjoe]

An unforeseen counter-attack nestled somewhere in time.

Unsuspecting fullback, no warnings, no signs.

Judgment day and Sadio Mane arrives.

Before the final whistle you must die.

 

Or summat like that.

Repped for slayer chant. ( If I wasn't on my phone in the bogs at work)

[Jose Jones]

So you admit it then ?

It was a very exciting match! Any red blooded male would have done the same.

[whistler]

One of his close mates was watching the game in the Park on Saturday. 6ft 5/6 Senegalese guy who said they played 5-a-side together etc. called bullshit and he got out his iPad and showed pics of them all playing in some little park the other day. "He's difficult to defend against." No shit!

[Tony Moanero]

I'm sick of this cunt ruining my weekends.

[Boss]

An unforeseen counter-attack nestled somewhere in time.

Unsuspecting fullback, no warnings, no signs.

Judgment day and Sadio Mane arrives.

Before the final whistle you must die.

 

Or summat like that.

 

5 to 1 baby, 1 in 5, no one here's getting out alive, you'll get yours baby, i'll get mine, gonna win with Mane in our side

 

COME ONN!!!

[Boss]

Sadio Mane what have you done?

You made a fool of everyone

You made a fool of everyone

Sadio Mane oh oh what have you done?

 

Sadio Mane you broke the rules

your too quick for all to see

your too quick for all to see

Sadio Mane oh oh you broke the rules

 

One sunny day, Anfield was waiting for a winger

and you came along to turn on everyone

Sadio Mane, your the greatest of them all

 

Sadio Mane how did you know? 

the Kop was waiting just for you

the Kop was waiting just for you

Sadio Mane oh how did you know?

[Chairman Meow]

One of his close mates was watching the game in the Park on Saturday. 6ft 5/6 Senegalese guy who said they played 5-a-side together etc. called bullshit and he got out his iPad and showed pics of them all playing in some little park the other day. "He's difficult to defend against." No shit!

 

Can he play as a defensive midfielder?