Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Caramac]

[TheHowieLama]

[dylstar]

Every little helps !!!!

 

MANCHESTER TANK TANK TANK

MANCHESTER TANK TANK TANK

MANCHESTER TANK TANK TANK

[jimmycase]

giggs to leave after turning down academy role under maureen.

[Section_31]

giggs to leave after turning down academy role under maureen.

Giggs's turn to get fucked for a change, the simple-faced Kevin Webster-bearded 'popty ping' cunt.

 

[Arl arse]

Everton need a new manager and back room staff, there's hope for him yet.

[magicrat]

They've certainly gone all in on Maureen now. 

Knives will be out if he starts badly

[Section_31]

They've certainly gone all in on Maureen now.

Knives will be out if he starts badly

I'd be surprised, all he did was sit there looking thick. This is a dark day for the empire.

[magicrat]

I'd be surprised, all he did was sit there looking thick. This is a dark day for the empire.

We will see .

He wont get much of a honeymoon 

[Jairzinho]

 

 

Manchester United are exploring the potential of a sensational move to bring Barcelona forward Lionel Messi, 28, to Old Trafford.(Daily Mail)

[Section_31]

 

 

 

Manchester United are exploring the potential of a sensational move to bring Barcelona forward Lionel Messi, 28, to Old Trafford.(Daily Mail)

 

 

[Kant]

Brilliant.

Reminds me of last summer when they were going to sign Neymar and Ronaldo, and ended up overpaying about £20m for some teenager in order to try and convince their fans he was a big player.

[El Rojo]

Brilliant.

Reminds me of last summer when they were going to sign Neymar and Ronaldo, and ended up overpaying about £20m for some teenager in order to try and convince their fans he was a big player.

That's unfair. They also signed Memphis Depay.

[Ginny]

Has anyone mentioned that he's a shape shifting lizard yet?

[RobbieOR]

Has anyone mentioned that he's a shape shifting lizard yet?

 

Pete Price is working for them now?

[razor]

[BCM]

So De Gea might get his exit from Utd after all.......................................................

[Pidge]

Apparently Real Madrid "admitted defeat" earlier today.

 

Good timing.

[BCM]

BREAKING: Isco, De Gea and Muniain allegedly involved in sexual assault scandal

By Lucas Navarrete

@LucasNavarreteM on Jun 10, 2016, 3:10p 27

 

A protected witness says that De Gea arranged the meeting and that she was forced to have sex with Muniain and Isco.

 

 

David De Gea, Isco Alarcón and Iker Muniain allegedly assaulted a women back in 2012, after the Manchester United goalkeeper arranged a meeting and forced the women to have sex with his U21 teammates.

The women is a protected witness for the Torbe case, a police investigation to find out whether the famous Spanish porn director Torbe recorded some of his videos with minors. She was not a minor in 2012, El Diario says.

According to this early reports, De Gea did not assault the women but told her to have sex with his teammates and used physical threats to convince her.

There will be more news in the upcoming hours as this story develops, but it certainly seems that Isco, De Gea and Muniain are in deep trouble.

While El Diario only named De Gea and Muniain, they said that a third football player was involved, and then El Confidencial pointed at Isco quoting "sources within the investigation."

 

[BCM]

Reports De Gea sent home by Del Bosque

[Special K]

This would be amazing if it's true.

[Baresi]

This would be amazing if it's true.

You do realise that someone may have been raped in all of this?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Apparently Real Madrid "admitted defeat" earlier today.

 

Good timing.

 

I'd say they were tipped off. 

[Red House]

Glad I'm not a professional footballer. Must be very difficult getting laid. Apparently.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Glad I'm not a professional footballer. Must be very difficult getting laid. Apparently.

 

A lot of these footballers are ugly cunts though, yet they can still get a shit load of pussy for the obvious reasons. They probably don't take refusal that well and this probably leads them to, shall we say, trying to hard, when a woman/girl says no. 

 

I'm not saying he is guilty as he may be totally innocent.