10 killed in paris satirical magazine office

[Hermes]

"War on cartoons"?

 

 Maybe they got confused with Khartoum. If so fans of Charlton Athletic will be keeping a low profile in case the confusion spreads.

[aws]

Hopefully the publishers will see the funny side.

[Ranxerox]

Word coming in now that France has surrendered. 

[Chairman Meow]

I work for a Media Publication Company.

 

Adios amigo's.

 

*Crosses fingers*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only joking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not joking really.

[Elmyn Noos]

What if the islamic fundamentalists are right? What if there is a god, that god is Allah, and despite the preachings of the moderates, he is actually an Old Testament kind of double hard bastard god who does think anyone who doesn't live by sharia law should be shot in the nose. The guys that we call terrorists are actually gospel-spreaders. Imagine how silly we'd all feel. That's what worries me most about all this.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The Belgians must be shitting themselves. They've just finished their new hardcore porn animation. Tintin does Tripoli. Thank fuck Herge is already dead.

[Ranxerox]

What if the islamic fundamentalists are right? What if there is a god, that god is Allah, and despite the preachings of the moderates, he is actually an Old Testament kind of double hard bastard god who does think anyone who doesn't live by sharia law should be shot in the nose. The guys that we call terrorists are actually gospel-spreaders. Imagine how silly we'd all feel. That's what worries me most about all this.

 

Are you also worried about the boogerman too?

[Josef Svejk]

Strontium Dog will save us...

 

Well, he would have if Spy Bee hadn't upset him.

[littletedwest]

Well I hope it does.

what a quandary for the daily mail. They hate both Islam and left wing satire so who do they support in this tussle?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I say a prayer to SantaJesusGodAllah every night, so I'm safe.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Wish these extremists would do something about Citizen Khan. It offends me so fuck knows how they feel about it.

 

 

On a seperate note 4 young extremists disillusioned with fighting were found at a watering hole in the desert. To pass they time they wrote songs and played crudely fashioned instruments. They have decided to form a band against extremism and have not forgotten their ordeal at the watering hole.

 

Jihadiwadi will release their first single in March. Entitled. Under the Moon of Libya.

[Biscao]

France's next president.

 

[AL66GOLF]

Hey ROTOQ - you forgot the tooth fairy

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Oh yea...And I thought I wasn't getting any money for the teeth under my pillow because they were other peoples.

[Elmyn Noos]

Are you also worried about the boogerman too?

I'm not worried about Allah, or the boogerman, it's the feeling a bit silly that scares me the most.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

[Horus]

Sometimes, getting revenge for your imaginary friend is the only thing that matters.

 

What a fucked up world.

[Hand Shandy]

Word coming in now that France has surrendered.

Very good.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

what a quandary for the daily mail. They hate both Islam and left wing satire so who do they support in this tussle?

 

Kirkybyred1?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

To be honest when I saw a brief headline about Charlie cartoons and shooting I thought what the fuck has Snoopy done now. It's nuts.

[Nunavut Patrick]

France's next president.

 

I would.

 

Anyway, it better not be near the Highlander Pub by Pont Neuf. When these bastards interfere with me having a decent pint in a shit pub served by someone who has never seen Scotland they will rue the day...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Carmella Soprano ?

[speedie 9]

was near there today when it happened - went to Pere Lachasse to have a look about and heard the French Rozzers going mental everywhere 

[Section_31]

Can't beet the GF, we have people everywhere. The GF should be a James Bond villain.

 

"Bond, who the hell are these people? They've got pictures of Natalie Sawyer even she hasn't seen, and one of them lives in Mogadishu."

[Ranxerox]

Can't beet the GF, we have people everywhere. The GF should be a James Bond villain.

 

"Bond, who the hell are these people? They've got pictures of Natalie Sawyer even she hasn't seen, and one of them lives in Mogadishu."

 

Indeed....we're not even on the radar of the nuttiest conspiracy theorists yet.