*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Captain Howdy]

14 hours ago, Anubis said:

Mike Parry, the fucking shithouse little rat cunt. He’s turned off his replies because  he knows full well the responses he’d get, the horrible little shithouse Blueshite twat.

 

 

Proper nasty piece of work is Parry

[johnsusername]

18 hours ago, sir roger said:

As a connoisseur of his self-serving bollocks, I am sure Dave will appreciate this particularly acute example of the genre. Enjoy yourself playing COADY’S COBBLERS BINGO

 

 

 

They're smelling themselves (c.o.Dave Usher) after narrowly beating a terrible Leeds team, at home, with a jammy goal.

[Red_or_Dead]

I seriously hope someone murders Mike Parry.  Horrible fucking cunt him.

 

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Villa to fold today 

[alles ist gut]

1 hour ago, Red_or_Dead said:

I seriously hope someone murders Mike Parry.  Horrible fucking cunt him.

 

 

 

I would say that he doesn’t deserve the sympathy that being murdered would get him, and that choking to death on a dog’s cock is more appropriate ( and likely).

[Reckoner]

You dared to doubt me. Everton just never miss a beat with their comedy timing.
Everton all inclusive gender fluid partners, they should run for their lives.

[Josef Svejk]

Back in the relegation zone. 

[Block305]

Back down to earth after their 5-2 win earlier this week.

[Redder Lurtz]

2 minutes ago, Block305 said:

Back down to earth after their 5-2 win earlier this week.

 

They'll be digging out their Barcelona shirts later on, scribbling out the badge and writing "Palace" on them with crayons. 

[an tha]

I don't care how small time it is, these shithouses going down would provide some real joy in what has been an absolutely fucking miserable twat of a season.

[Reckoner]

5 minutes ago, Block305 said:

Back down to earth after their 5-2 win earlier this week.

What a way to end the best week of their lives.

[Paulie Dangerously]

3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Villa to fold them today 

 *taps nose*

[Anubis]

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 hours ago, Red_or_Dead said:

I seriously hope someone murders Mike Parry.  Horrible fucking cunt him.

 

 

 

Parry is a walking coronary a slug of a man, but make no bones that letter from Ingram will still have thousands backing him. The hatred for the City of Liverpool is off the scale and should be treated as such.

[Creator Supreme]

37 minutes ago, Block305 said:

Back down to earth after their 5-2 win earlier this week.

My bloo nephew tried to take the piss out of my missus about a few days back. I said to her that next time he mentions it she should ask him what the score was the last time that shower played Madrid in the Champions League!

[Arniepie]

https://mobile.twitter.com/That_Ged/status/1629531653180620802?s=20

[johnsusername]

2 hours ago, Arniepie said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/That_Ged/status/1629531653180620802?s=20

 

Fine ambassadors for our city. 

[Anubis]

Everton spaces after they lose are top sources of entertainment.

[Anubis]

Bwahahahahahaha.

 

 

[bossy]

There’s a few expat scousers where I live in the Derbyshire hinterlands and one, who I like, couldn’t contain himself after Madrid and his guard slipped, laughing at us. My retort was of course along the lines of ‘yes, we are shite but we beat you’ I sometimes meet him in Tesco, I was hoping he’d be there this evening, but alas I did the shop unencumbered by this particular blue nose. I hope the fuckers go down and stay down. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

4 minutes ago, bossy said:

There’s a few expat scousers where I live in the Derbyshire hinterlands and one, who I like, couldn’t contain himself after Madrid and his guard slipped, laughing at us. My retort was of course along the lines of ‘yes, we are shite but we beat you’ I sometimes meet him in Tesco, I was hoping he’d be there this evening, but alas I did the shop unencumbered by this particular blue nose. I hope the fuckers go down and stay down. 

It's like a tramp peering through the letterbox of your mansion and laughing at your choice of wallpaper. 

Then on Saturday he nods off and sets fire to his only blanket.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

They are the Premier League's lowest goalscorers. They're fucked.

[Reckoner]

What a twat.

[Anubis]

Tales from Bramley Moore….

 

 

 

 

 

[Chocoholic]

Just the thing to lift the spirits... they never fail to do that