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Kurt, you have put Zidane in your side.

 

Do you mean Zidane or the 'new Zidane'?

 

This is the real thing... could`nt find place for either Bruno Zidane or Anthony Le Zidane in my team. Didnt find room for Danny Platini or Djimi Desailly either....

 

Damn we could have an awesome reserve team next season! ;)

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Yashin (via time capsule)

 

Diddier Baptiste (he's old, but he's still got it)

Taul Paul

The Incredible Hulk

Cafu / Carlos left and right footed hybrid created through the miracle of science

 

Rikooteemi (made up player I managed to get linked to Chelsea)

The New, New Zidane (somewhere from the French 3rd Division)

Carl Fletcher (from Bournmouth, not Dream Team)

Sepp Blatter

 

Pele's Powerfully potent penis

Steve Harmison (very tall - would wreak havok no doubt)

 

Manager - The (former) Iraqi Information minister.

 

If any team could beat us with this line up, I would be most surprised.

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Pure Genius. An unstopable force of comedy. But try this for size:

 

Mr Tickle

 

The Car from Starsky and Hutch

Eddie Large

Djimi Traore

Peruvian Spider Monkey named Colin

 

Claire Short (interchangeable with Eddie Little)

The hard one from Blazin' Squad

Stephen Hawkins (the thinking footballer)

Milli Vanilli (two player one name...genius)

 

Frank Sidebottom

Mini Me

 

 

Bring it on, the treble is a cert!!!

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Hey Mr Monty - I'd like to see our 2 Liverpool teams battle it out for charidy. I particularly appreciate your sneaky inclusion of Milli Vanilli - a more numerous force than even you imagined; Perhps they would really be 4 players - the 2 'faces' from Milli Vanilli and then the 2 actual musicians...

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Realistically:

 

Kirkland

 

Finnan Hyypia Raven (give him a chance) Carragher

 

Malbranque Gerrard Hamann Kewell (in tougher games)

Malbranque Gerrard Le Tallec Kewell (in easier games)

 

Owen Cisse

 

Bench:

 

Riise

Doiuf

Murphy

Baros

A keeper other than Dudek

Welsh

Ostemoboor

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Everyone still sticking with 4-4-2. Interesting. Never been a big fan of it. Id like to see Capello here next season ( who wouldn't), playing his favoured

3-5-2.

 

Gk.Kirkland

 

Lcb.Carragher

Cb. Hyypia

Rcb.Chivu/Mexes

 

Left Wing Back. G.Barry

Right Wing Bavk: S.Wright Phillips

 

Centre Mid Marlbranque and Gerrard©

 

Attackin Mid Kewell/ ALT.

Forwards Owen and Cisse.

 

Quite a realistic team I reckon as long as Champs league money is available. I'd love to that formation tried with quality players.

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