Peter Cormack

If you thought the special one was delusional last night you should have heard that fat cunt Keys on BeIn. He Went on about Hendo fouling Dier for five minutes, wouldn’t accept Andy Grey ‘s opinion that it didn’t matter and bullied Grey to admit it was a foul, naturally he bigged up Shitcoat and Spurs’ performance; no comment on Son’s offside. He also called Qatar “the sports capital of the world” and said Haller’s goal should have been disallowed for dangerous play. An absolute 100% unflushable turd.

The moderniser, he almost gave his life for the club and now it seems heart problems have caught up with him. He brought us into the modern era, gave new life to the club and made Stevie G Carragher & Owen into stars. He also brought in big Sami when no one had heard of him and solved a problem that had haunted us for five years. Above all he was a red through and through. I hope the club do something to commemorate his time here.Thanks for everything Ged, RIP.

It all started going wrong when keepers weren‘t allowed to pick up back passes, it was mainly introduced to stop possession based teams like us, taking the piss against the long ball FA loving hoof ball teams like Howard Wilkinson‘s Sheffield Wednesday, who didn‘t know what to do with possession. The game got faster, why? What’s wrong with controlled possession? VAR is the final nail in the coffin of football as a spectator sport. With sportwashing, corrupt FIFA and FA, outrageous ticket prices, diving, pointless internationals, (are there any other kind?) TV companies‘ interference, stupid rule changes and the effects of the virus it’s not like the sport was in a healthy state anyway. What sane person is going to want to go to a match when what he saw happen can be changed minutes later by a moron sitting miles away using a randomly functioning video system? I‘m was still seething about the derby, Saturday almost put me in hospital. I can‘t imagine what it must be like if you‘re watching at the ground. When and where will the first VAR riot happen?

I see Coote excelled himself last night awarding 3 points to manure. I don’t get why there is international football ever but especially now when it must cost the associaions money to stage the games, for what purpose. Christ alone knows. Edwards and co must have watched videos of Clem and looked for the nearest thing to him which is why Alison ended up here.

A great loss, my favourite Clem story is about when he signed. Shanks told him he would go straight into the team as Tommy Lawrence was 35 and ready to quit. When Clem arrived He discovered The Flying Pig was 29 and Clem didn’t play for the first team for two years. Today’s young players have asked for a transfer immediately. Incidentally Clem was the regular England keeper before while he was still the reserves’ number 1. In those days to the under 23s were a significant team.

VAR decision, no goal penalty to Liverpool for a barge by Trex on Origi

Catcher is one poisonous cunt, he might improve once his balls drop and he discovers the opposite sex. He’s also a coward who only allows a select few to answer his tweets.

Billie Holliday Joni Mitchell the rest are just that

Alan Ball was a good player, excellent short ball passer; dodgy temprement could be man marked out of the game, as Ian Ross proved. He gave his best performances against us playing for the arse not the BS.

I firgot William Ralph Dean, who they continue to call Dixie even though he hated thename

Absolutely spot on, they haven‘t got a player who would get into a EPL team but gave us a game. It‘s a pity there are so many dickheads involved in football here - Clark - as an example; so common sense doesn‘t figure in decision making.

I firgot William Ralph Dean, who they continue to call Dixie even though he hated thename

Who arethe Everton legends? Ferguson? The so called holy trinity, one of whom left for arsenal at the peak of his career, Kendall who did achieve something as manager and Harvey who didn‘t? Since then who qualifies as a legend? Big Nev is the only one I can think of. Any ideas anyone?

Your Dad and you are lucky buggers Dave;I genuinely thought Rio was bald, maybe since I lost my flowing locks I automatically think everyone is. He‘s a useless pundit though, every other sentence seems to include „we“ referring to Manure.

In the words of Shanks when asked about Everton v Leeds „I hope they both lose“