What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pureblood]

Current fave : quorn sausages, beans, mushrooms and a slice of toast. Add mayo as well.

 

I'm tempted to neg but I'm going to let it slide because I'm a changing chav. 

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

Current fave : quorn sausages, beans, mushrooms and a slice of toast. Add mayo as well.

 

[TheBitch]

23 minutes ago, TK421 said:

 

 

 

I'm tempted to neg but I'm going to let it slide because I'm a changing chav. 

I couldn’t help myself. I’m in a real neggy mood today. 

[TheHowieLama]

42 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

Current fave : quorn sausages, beans, mushrooms and a slice of toast. Add mayo as well.

 

 

Where?

[Red Phoenix]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Where?

 

Mostly on the quorn sausages. A bit on the mushrooms and beans too though.

[Strontium]

Mayo with beans. I can't even

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Red Phoenix said:

Current fave : quorn sausages, beans, mushrooms and a slice of toast. Add mayo as well.

 

I'm sure that's going to go down well in here, had it earlier though for the first time in a while and really enjoyed it.

Jesus, no need for that sort of filth, man, there might be kids reading this

[Pureblood]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Mayo on quorn sausages is a cry for help.

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Red Phoenix said:

Current fave : quorn sausages, beans, mushrooms and a slice of toast. Add mayo as well.

 

I'm sure that's going to go down well in here, had it earlier though for the first time in a while and really enjoyed it.

Mayo goes well with beans

[Red Phoenix]

17 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Mayo goes well with beans

Agreed, strange how stuff like dried pigs blood in black pudding is normal in here on a breakfast but a bit of mayo starts people off, haha.

[Captain Turdseye]

4 hours ago, Red Phoenix said:

Current fave : quorn sausages, beans, mushrooms and a slice of toast. Add mayo as well.

 

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, Red Phoenix said:

Current fave : quorn sausages, beans, mushrooms and a slice of toast. Add mayo as well.

 

I'm sure that's going to go down well in here, had it earlier though for the first time in a while and really enjoyed it.

Has your tinfoil hat come loose or something? I think the FBIs thought control rays are getting through. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

First the fucking southerners added beans to a fry up, then the septics add fucking hash browns and imitation roast potatoes, now they're adding fucking mayo?

Stop the world. I want to get off.

[Fugitive]

16 hours ago, Red Phoenix said:

Agreed, strange how stuff like dried pigs blood in black pudding is normal in here on a breakfast but a bit of mayo starts people off, haha.

Mayo on a breakfast is nonce behaviour.

 

Don't be a nonce. 

[aRdja]

17 hours ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

Mostly on the quorn sausages. A bit on the mushrooms and beans too though.

Off to start a thread about you in the MF.

[aRdja]

On 09/10/2009 at 21:58, RedBrian84 said:

Bacon- at least 3 rashers. At least.

Sausage- two- if they are a good size, no fucking about with fancy little thin ones.

Ulster fry- yes please.

Liver sausage- throw a bit on, why the fuck not.

White pudding- like black pudding's good looking sister.

Black pudding- of course.

Fried bread- Mmmmm.

Bread and butter- a staple.

HP Brown Sauce- as if there's any other?

 

Mug of Yorkshire Tea

 

 

Fucking marvellous.

Never heard of liver sausage. Any good?

[Red Phoenix]

I spent 4 years being veggie and still mostly eat veggie food, which will explain the quorn sausages for you. It might also explain why I prefer mayo over stuff like black pudding, etc. It's higher fat content in a meal that otherwise has little fat unless I put loads of butter on it.

[Fugitive]

10 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

I prefer mayo over stuff like black pudding

Nonce

[Barrington Womble]

So here's a Sunday fry up update. I will get negged for this. It was pretty poor. It is not the perfect breakfast. But needs must on match day. 

 

The rocket pub near Euston. 

£8.50 (I think ). 

Large breakfast of 3 bacon, 3 eggs, 3 sausage, 3 hash browns, beans, tomato and mushrooms. The cunts delivered chips instead of hash brown. The bacon was as bad as it looks. The sausage and egg were ok. 4/10 taste. 6/10 for value because there was loads and it'll see me through the day. 

 

I can't say much more, except I won't be repeating it! 

 

Edit.... And the toast was simultaneously over done and under done. And it was fucking sunflower spread and not butter. 

 

 

[Pureblood]

Where is the third egg yolk?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

8 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

So here's a Sunday fry up update. I will get negged for this. It was pretty poor. It is not the perfect breakfast. But needs must on match day. 

 

The rocket pub near Euston. 

£8.50 (I think ). 

Large breakfast of 3 bacon, 3 eggs, 3 sausage, 3 hash browns, beans, tomato and mushrooms. The cunts delivered chips instead of hash brown. The bacon was as bad as it looks. The sausage and egg were ok. 4/10 taste. 6/10 for value because there was loads and it'll see me through the day. 

 

I can't say much more, except I won't be repeating it! 

 

Edit.... And the toast was simultaneously over done and under done. And it was fucking sunflower spread and not butter. 

 

 

That is truly awful.

[Red Phoenix]

30 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Nonce

 

Some people need their windows egging, you need yours egg mayoing.

 

10 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Where is the third egg yolk?

 

It's hiding under some mayo.

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

It's hiding under some mayo.

Yew' would say that.

[Barrington Womble]

26 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Where is the third egg yolk?

Hiding under the beans bowl. 

22 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

That is truly awful.

It was utter shite. But I'm full and it's lined by stomach for the beer.