What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Carradona]

Dublin Airport. €12. Absolute CUNTS.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Carradona said:

Dublin Airport. €12. Absolute CUNTS.

 

You sent that back, right? 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Carradona said:

Dublin Airport. €12. Absolute CUNTS.

Even the marmalade refuses to be seen dead on that plate. 

[TheHowieLama]

Fuckin hell, actually gave a lolz there. That is bad.

repped.

[Mook]

"Would you like some fry up with your toast, Sir?"

[TheHowieLama]

It is not even a full sandwich much less a full breakfast.

[Dave D]

If the breakfast wasn't bad enough they then literally took the piss out of you and gave you some orange marmalade

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Carradona said:

Dublin Airport. €12. Absolute CUNTS.

The prices in that airport are a disgrace but that is taking the absolute piss. They wonder why people hijack planes well there it fucking is. Please tell me you didn’t eat that raw bacon 

[Fugitive]

6 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

You sent that back, right? 

Honey, I blew up the toast.

[Captain Willard]

Today’s effort. 

[Bob]

4 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Today’s effort. 

French stick and child's sick. Noice.

[Fugitive]

4 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Today’s effort. 

A fucking baguette, bacon that is both raw and burnt, sausages that have been dipped in varnish and yellow fanny discharge.

 

This is a national fucking disgrace.

[Mook]

18 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Today’s effort. 

 

The sausages, bacon, eggs & black pudding look ok.

 

The rest is surely some sort of subversive cry for help. Fucking bizarre.

[Chip Butty]

Piccalilli and a baguette are just weird, you might as well replace the eggs with Easter eggs, you dirty, dirty bastard. 

[Bob]

I'm eating it, so I should probably share it.

 

Not great.

 

 

[Bob]

Actually, I take that back. It was bloody delicious. 

[Curly]

20 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Today’s effort. 

You were very close to getting a trophy rep there until I noticed you’d scraped the excrement from a nappy and served it on your plate, you filthy, heinous cunt

[Curly]

18 minutes ago, Bob said:

I'm eating it, so I should probably share it.

 

Not great.

 

 

Oh dear lord

 

 

[Captain Willard]

Who would have thought piccalilli would be such a contentious condiment  ? 

[Redder Lurtz]

2nd week on low carbs. Threw this together today. Black pudding, low fat sausages from my butcher, plain 3 egg omelette (with mixed herbs and chilli flakes, I'm not an animal). I'm missing toast but it's tasty anyway. 

 

 

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

2nd week on low carbs. Threw this together today. Black pudding, low fat sausages from my butcher, plain 3 egg omelette (with mixed herbs and chilli flakes, I'm not an animal). I'm missing toast but it's tasty anyway. 

 

 

Naan bread is a bold choice, you deviant.

[Anubis]

What the fuck have you done to that omelette?

[Redder Lurtz]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What the fuck have you done to that omelette?

Cooked it. With chilli flakes and mixed herbs. 

[Mook]

Dave needs to step in here and start dishing the bans out.

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

2nd week on low carbs. Threw this together today. Black pudding, low fat sausages from my butcher, plain 3 egg omelette (with mixed herbs and chilli flakes, I'm not an animal). I'm missing toast but it's tasty anyway. 

 

 

Lost for words on the omelette. May the lord have mercy on your soul.