What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bob]

6 hours ago, Fugitive said:

The Coach House at Bowring Park Golf Course.

 

£11.95 

 

And it was very nice apart from the fucking triangle toast.

 

 

There's not a triangle in sight. You're mad. Quite mad.

[Pidge]

Made a bold decision this morning...

 

Edit: not my best decision. It's okay, but a splash of hot sauce, or just eggs would've been better.

[Captain Turdseye]

35 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Made a bold decision this morning...

 

Edit: not my best decision. It's okay, but a splash of hot sauce, or just eggs would've been better.

Repped for the mug. Boss that. 

[Pidge]

Had that like 35 years at this point...

[Bjornebye]

42 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Made a bold decision this morning...

 

Edit: not my best decision. It's okay, but a splash of hot sauce, or just eggs would've been better.

Looks lovely that Pidge 

[TheHowieLama]

Have you melted Brie over the eggs?

[lifetime fan]

They look like vegi sausages. 

[Pidge]

36 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Have you melted Brie over the eggs?

 

No. Goats cheese. Not the best with the eggs, great with the sausage and toms.

 

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

They look like vegi sausages. 

 

Cumberland from co-op.

[Bjornebye]

The Co-Op you posh twat 

[Fugitive]

14 hours ago, Bob said:

There's not a triangle in sight. You're mad. Quite mad.

Yeah, I’m not sure why I thought it was cut into triangles. It quite clearly a white bloomer cut in an acceptable way. 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Yeah, I’m not sure why I thought it was cut into triangles. It quite clearly a white bloomer cut in an acceptable way. 

 

 

If you’d have been in charge of the ferry that sailed from Felixstowe, to Gothenburg, and then on to Amsterdam, before finally returning to Felixstowe, in the early 1980’s, there’d have been even more scintillating drama than there already was.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

If you’d have been in charge of the ferry that sailed from Felixstowe, to Gothenburg, and then on to Amsterdam, before finally returning to Felixstowe, in the early 1980’s, there’d have been even more scintillating drama than there already was.

Instead we got 

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

 

Maggie May's Belfast city centre. Fucking brilliant. 

[Bjornebye]

Wake up Maggie I think I’ve got something to say to you 

It’s a fucking disgrace and you need to send your head chef back to school 

[Fugitive]

23 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

Maggie May's Belfast city centre. Fucking brilliant. 

Everything seems to be burnt on the outside. Do they advertise this as ‘The Simon Weston’?

[YorkshireRed]

32 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

Maggie May's Belfast city centre. Fucking brilliant. 

It would look ok if it wasn’t for everything that’s on the plate and the plate it’s on. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

[Captain Turdseye]

Irish white pudding, man. Food of the gods. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

Maggie May's Belfast city centre. Fucking brilliant. 

Can anyone else see Ian Hislop in the white pudding? 

[Atticus Finch]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Can anyone else see Ian Hislop in the white pudding? 

No but I can see Jesus in the teaspoon 

[Captain Turdseye]

I can see a potato cake poking out. 
 

I want an Irish breakfast and I want it now. 

[Mook]

5 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

Maggie May's Belfast city centre. Fucking brilliant. 

 

No fungus is always good.

 

Some HP sauce & you're talking a serious fry up there.

 

My only (fairly minor) criticism is the hash browns.

[Bob]

That looks ace. I'd enjoy that.

[Curly]

5 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

Maggie May's Belfast city centre. Fucking brilliant. 

“Ok @Fugitive - take your time, but try and point to the food on the plate that is triangle shaped. Nnooo, silly, not the beans”

 

[lifetime fan]

6 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

Maggie May's Belfast city centre. Fucking brilliant. 

Eggs needed slower cooking, especially the top one. 
 

The rest looks spot on.