I am man: hear me roar!!!

[She Knows It]

Was it plugged in?

 

Actually, it was now I come to think of it. Whoops.

[BatChainPuller]

He's fine I think, just practising his intermittent Lord Lucan impression.

 

Has he killed the childrens nanny again then?

[AVEEZ]

On Sunday I laid a patio in my friends garden...It has taken me till now to get the feeling back in my fingers enough to type...

 

But still...:monkeycool:

 

HEAR ME ROAR!!!

[Remmie]

We need to have an 'I am Flange: Hear me Roar' for all the knitting and ironing stories the ladies can regale us with.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

some broken down car wanker made me look good today by breaking down in the middle of my local Tesco car park. After 10 minutes of him shifting the ignition/gearbox nto a screeching noise ,i ran over and pointed in sign lingo "do you want a push" (pushing coconuts by agadoo). He gave me the thumbs up, i misinterpreted the thumbs up for the 'flipping bird' signal. I then gave the correct cyclists signal for car wanker (a simple shake of the hand with thumb and forefinger pressed tightly) Anyway i pushed the twat to safety as he was quite content to be a normal lazy motorist sitting there twitching the ignition keys in the hopeless despair that one day his car would get home without mechanical maintenance.

 

Car wankers.

[Stouffer]

Round my chums house this evening we started a fire in his back gadren.

 

Nothing more manly than fire, grr.

[Stu Monty]

On the train journey back from Edinburgh today I kept pointing out to the missus at sporadic intervals that I had built that section of track we'd just gone over.

 

The bloke opposite definitely raised an eyebrow in a half-impressed way too. Definitely.

 

Grrrr.

[melons]

I am about to go and do some wall papering. I am on here to avoid the task as much as possible for as long as possible.

 

This indeed makes me a man.

[paddyberger15]

On Sunday I laid a patio in my friends garden...It has taken me till now to get the feeling back in my fingers enough to type...

 

But still...:monkeycool:

 

HEAR ME ROAR!!!

 

You mean you got laid on a patio by a builders crew and had flagging stone imprints on your arse surely?

[neko]

demolished our second bathroom today to make room for a swanky new shower.

 

nothing like tearing down drywall and ripping out plumbing fixtures to make you feel like a real man.

 

here is what it will look like (white feature at back might be more interesting - glass tile ?)...the slate tile floor, vanity and toilet are existing.

 

[neko]

and before anyone notices that there is no shower head, it will be this ceiling mounted rain faucet....

 

[23_Carra_Gold]

I took 3 shits today.

 

All solid.

[odris]

demolished our second bathroom today to make room for a swanky new shower.

 

nothing like tearing down drywall and ripping out plumbing fixtures to make you feel like a real man.

 

here is what it will look like (white feature at back might be more interesting - glass tile ?)...the slate tile floor, vanity and toilet are existing.

 

 

Damn that's sweet! How much is this school paying you? Also can i come and be your understudy? I'll shave most of my hair off and dye the rest white, it will be amazing.

[Lucky Pierre]

I took 3 shits today.

 

All solid.

 

Where from?!

[Guest PurpleNose]

Had to dismantle a chair to get it in my car. Couldn't find a suitable screwdriver so used a sledgehammer.

[Lucky Pierre]

Had to dismantle a chair to get it in my car. Couldn't find a suitable screwdriver so used a sledgehammer.

You just wait til you have to put it together at the other end!

[melons]

I've taken to beating the ice on the path to the house with a wooden mallet. Cleared most of it, wrong tool and brute force. Winning combination for a man.

[Andriy Voronin]

I took 3 shits today.

 

All solid.

 

Fucking brillinat!!!

 

I took 4 on Christmas day but my cousin once took 8 in one day. He had run out of the toilet paper by the 7th or 8th and used a FREE NEWSPAPER that his father had left in the bathroom when he was in there TAKING ONE earlier :yes:

[Juniper]

I ate a pork chop TO THE BONE

 

I then ate the womans left over pork chop TO THE BONE

 

Got shit loads of gravy all over my face too, it was proper wiillld stuff.

 

GGGGRRRR (istle)

[The-Sir]

Fucking brillinat!!!

 

I took 4 on Christmas day but my cousin once took 8 in one day. He had run out of the toilet paper by the 7th or 8th and used a FREE NEWSPAPER that his father had left in the bathroom when he was in there TAKING ONE earlier :yes:

 

Good to see you back Andriy.

 

I'm wondering, are you an ALTER-EGO or simply a GENIUS?

[Fugitive]

I once farted and it made mt mate vomit.

[melons]

I once farted and it made mt mate vomit.

 

Just your mate? i made a stranger vomit.

[neko]

ROAR !

 

bow down to your god, GF.

 

this is what our second bathroom looked like when we first bought the house in 2004. yes, that is carpet on cold concrete. notice the cast iron pipe and cheap, flimsy shower stall.

 

 

this is what it looked like after the first reno a few years ago - built a new vanity in birch with a vessel sink, slate floors and a decent pre-fab shower enclosure.

 

 

over christmas i ripped out the shower and the cast iron pipe and all the plumbing/electrical, and built this beautiful custom shower. i had help with the plumbing and shower base, since i had never done that before.

 

 

i carried the same slate through the room, and added a pebble floor in the shower and new birch millwork shelves. the glass door was very expensive, but i love the hardware and thick tempered glass. the shower head is recessed in the ceiling, so it acts like a rain shower (hidden in photo by shower door header).

 

 

original design rendering is back up the page a few posts. very pleased and looks pretty much as i envisioned it - ROAR !

[Captain]

Nice one, neko.

 

I rehabilitated my Mum's bathroom five years ago. You don't know how much work it is until you've done it.

 

To this day she loves it.

[melons]

I've just tonight 'fixed' a leak in a joint with some plumbers putty stuff, Neko, when you've got chance to pop over bit of help wouldn't go amiss.

 

 

Well done, it looks ace. x