Bird fancying amnesty thread

[madstock]

My missus used to watch it, which was nice as I used to sit there thinking "I'd like Supernanny to give me spanking."

 

You just know that she would make the effort.

 

Fine top-bollocks, too.

 

Here endeth my blatant objectifying.

 

She would, though.

[Kopite]

You just know that she would make the effort.

 

Fine top-bollocks, too.

 

Here endeth my blatant objectifying.

 

She would, though.

 

She's got a proper birds chassis, full of curves and designed by the devil himself for the purposes of sin. ;)

[Bloodred]

Lois from Macolm in the middle.

[NelCarra]

By the way about Nadia she's got no chance ;)

[Josef Svejk]

Lois from Macolm in the middle.

 

With you, brother!

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

Not amnesty material, but I have the hots for this chick from the same (great) show...

 

[thechap]

Probably shouldn't post this but, what the hell...

 

When I was about 15/16 I attempted the impossible wank. That is, finishing the first wank but without stopping at all continuing onto the second - to completion. I was successful but was helped by... may God forgive me,... the shower scene from 'Carry on Up the Jungle' where Sid James is emptying a watering can over a naked Joan Simms where you can see the top of her arse and the side of a tit.

 

 

Look. I was very young. In those days it was hard to turn past the underwear section of 'Freeman's' catalogue.

[Franny DelMucho]

Probably shouldn't post this but, what the hell...

 

When I was about 15/16 I attempted the impossible wank. That is, finishing the first wank but without stopping at all continuing onto the second - to completion. I was successful but was helped by... may God forgive me,... the shower scene from 'Carry on Up the Jungle' where Sid James is emptying a watering can over a naked Joan Simms where you can see the top of her arse and the side of a tit.

 

 

Look. I was very young. In those days it was hard to turn past the underwear section of 'Freeman's' catalogue.

 

A Fantastic tale of heroic feats. All the more reason for an official wanking thread. Your new avatar is making me giggle like a maniac.

[Croque Monsieur]

Mr.Del Mucho, your avatar is magnificent. The man with no name needs no introduction.

[Owen]

Raquel Cassidy, Susan from Teachers.

 

[Strontium]

Potential amnesty material:

 

Laura Linney

Toni Collette

Liz McDonald off Corrie

Joan Allen

Jennifer Tilly

Geena Davis

Glenn Close

 

Yays or Nays?

[Mark_b]

Dunno how to post proper pic's on here yet.

But liz macdonald (coronation street), cant take me eyes of her tits when she's behind that bar!

[Kopite]

Potential amnesty material:

 

Laura Linney

 

She's well tidy. No amnesty required.

[Kopite]

Dunno how to post proper pic's on here yet.

But liz macdonald (coronation street), cant take me eyes of her tits when she's behind that bar!

 

That is so wrong. She's horrific.

[hamstrung]

[CharleyKnight]

Potential amnesty material:

 

Laura Linney

Toni Collette

Liz McDonald off Corrie

Joan Allen

Jennifer Tilly

Geena Davis

Glenn Close

 

Yays or Nays?

 

 

Liz Mc Donald of Corrie is horrendous. She really sickens me and I seriously wouldn't. There is a line and you fuckin crossed it. Jesus christ, I know it's an amnesty thread but it doesn't mean you can just pick a random munter off the telly and stick her on here. Jennifer Tilly and Geena Davies are good shouts, but Bev Callard? No, shame on you, I'm angry now.

[Franny DelMucho]

 

Imagine ugly betty without her long hair and you get the lad in your avatar. How Bizarre.

[CharleyKnight]

Imagine ugly betty without her long hair and you get the lad in your avatar. How Bizarre.

 

That lad is Roland off Grange Hill farny lad. You know, "I want to help you Rolaaand!"

[Moschops II]

That lad is Roland off Grange Hill farny lad. You know, "I want to help you Rolaaand!"

 

Erkan Mustafa.

[Josef Svejk]

Well said, Charley. I mean the one on the right is more appealing...

 

 

[Strontium]

Liz Mc Donald of Corrie is horrendous. She really sickens me and I seriously wouldn't. There is a line and you fuckin crossed it. Jesus christ, I know it's an amnesty thread but it doesn't mean you can just pick a random munter off the telly and stick her on here. Jennifer Tilly and Geena Davies are good shouts, but Bev Callard? No, shame on you, I'm angry now.

It's all about the norks. It's a sad, sad man that cannot appreciate breasts in their own right.

[Captain]

Potential amnesty material:

 

Laura Linney

Toni Collette

Liz McDonald off Corrie

Joan Allen

Jennifer Tilly

Geena Davis

Glenn Close

 

Yays or Nays?

 

Geena Davis requires no fucking amnesty! Anyone who claims otherwise has clearly not seen Thelma & Louise.

 

Rant over.

[Vincent Vega]

That lad is Roland off Grange Hill farny lad. You know, "I want to help you Rolaaand!"

 

Me and my mates ripped him when seeing him at Alton Towers whilst queuing for the Black Hole in 1990, shouting that exact statement.

 

And I'm in the club that is transfixed by Liz MacDonald's knockers. She is a munter but they are amazing.

[rondeco]

Jennifer Tilly is magnificent. Has anybody not seen her in Bound with Gina Gershon in the finest lezzer scene ever..

[WaltonRed]

That one out of Teachers is boss as is Lois off Malcolm in the middle.