Christmas presents

[Tony Moanero]

Get anything good? 

[Dr Nowt]

 

Brother picked this up in a little Japanese second-hand book store.

 

Says ‘Funny, touching and full of surprises, this is a book that like the man himself will appeal to all age groups’ on the back.

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Get anything good? 

 

T, I got dicked this year.

 

I got a novelty T-Shirt off the wife, and the kids.

 

That was it.

 

 

[Redder Lurtz]

A set of Sabatier knives. Very, very happy. 

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

T, I got dicked this year.

 

I got a novelty T-Shirt off the wife, and the kids.

 

That was it.

 

 

 

[redinblack]

No

[cloggypop]

I got a load of really nice cheese that I couldn't bring back due to Brexit. 

[Elite]

Whiskey

Audible credits 

Pyjamas

 

Usual stuff 

[John102]

Ive robbed several of the kids selection boxes, so not too bad.

 

My wife made an apple crumble and i got some Madagascan vanilla custard from M&S.

 

All washed down with a full fat coke.

 

Some may say a Childs Christmas diet, but it has got me through a week at my mother in laws.

[Champ]

26 minutes ago, John102 said:

Ive robbed several of the kids selection boxes, so not too bad.

 

My wife made an apple crumble and i got some Madagascan vanilla custard from M&S.

 

All washed down with a full fat coke.

 

Some may say a Childs Christmas diet, but it has got me through a week at my mother in laws.

A week? Ooft

[Mudface]

29 minutes ago, John102 said:

Ive robbed several of the kids selection boxes, so not too bad.

 

My wife made an apple crumble and i got some Madagascan vanilla custard from M&S.

 

All washed down with a full fat coke.

 

Some may say a Childs Christmas diet, but it has got me through a week at my mother in laws.

 

Fucking hell, Jesus suffered less.

[Mook]

My Mum & Dad got me a £30 M&S voucher so I bought two new fancy pillows, what a difference.

 

I hate getting old. Fucking pillows.

[Tony Moanero]

I did well this year. Le Creuset mugs and a couple of ace books:

 

[Dr Nowt]

31 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I did well this year. Le Creuset mugs and a couple of ace books:

 

Is that mug ‘Azure’, Tony? I’ve got one in Marseille Blue, yours looks decent as well.
 

The brew equivalent of having a whiskey or similar from a nice heavy cut glass, them mugs.

 

Yours sincerely, the most over-40 year old man on earth.

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Is that mug ‘Azure’, Tony? I’ve got one in Marseille Blue, yours looks decent as well.
 

The brew equivalent of having a whiskey or similar from a nice heavy cut glass, them mugs.

 

Yours sincerely, the most over-40 year old man on earth.

It is, mate.

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

It is, mate.

A man of distinction.

[Redder Lurtz]

3 hours ago, cloggypop said:

I got a load of really nice cheese that I couldn't bring back due to Brexit. 

 

You can't bring cheese back? I'm in Fuerteventura in a few weeks, wanted to bring back some Majorero. Is that banned now? 

[Bjornebye]

She loves me. 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Redder Lurtz said:

 

You can't bring cheese back? I'm in Fuerteventura in a few weeks, wanted to bring back some Majorero. Is that banned now? 

 

No cheese. No meat. 

 

[dandyman]

Amongst other things, Bobby’s autobiography 

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

You can't bring cheese back? I'm in Fuerteventura in a few weeks, wanted to bring back some Majorero. Is that banned now? 

 

https://www.gov.uk/bringing-food-into-great-britain/meat-dairy-fish-animal-products
 

From the EU, Switzerland, Norway, Iceland, Liechtenstein, the Faroe Islands and Greenland

You can bring in the following for personal use:

• dairy
• fish
• meat (there are restrictions if you’re bringing in more than 2kgs of pork or pork products)
• other animal products - for example, eggs and honey

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Me and the Mrs got a Ninja Air Fryer off my lad amongst other things, clothes off the Mrs and daughter, who also got me a Groot Lego haha and a Space 1999 unopened Stun Gun model. Made up with everything, very lucky man to have such great kids and my Mrs.

[Karl_b]

The wife bought me some handmade ramen bowls from Japan, they're a thing of beauty. Other than those it was a lovely selection of LPs, socks, chocolates and smellies. 

[Lee909]

Some chocolate cherry liquors, a few books and some IKEA kallax units I needed. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Lego Darth Vader, Commander Cody and Mandalorian helmets. Star Wars socks and Tickets to see The Smile in March