General Election 2019

[Strontium]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Come on mate, that’s bullshit and you know it, the libs have fuck all chance here! 
 

Get within 15,000 votes of the elected MP and I’ll donate £50 to a charity of your choice. 
 

 

 

I'm not saying they'll win or even be close, although they were quite close in 2010. But the data early in the campaign was promising. It's chalk and cheese with the situation in Hazel Grove.

[Gnasher]

Tory majority 2/5 on with odds checker. 

 

No majority 5/2 against.

 

On the plus side the 2/5 tory price is on the drift whilst the 5/2 no majority price is shortening.

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I'm not saying they'll win or even be close, although they were quite close in 2010. But the data early in the campaign was promising. It's chalk and cheese with the situation in Hazel Grove.

It’s exactly the fucking same as Hazel Grove, you have fuck all chance here and are campaigning on the lie the seat is between you and labour! 
 

You’ll be closer to the Greens by at least 15,000 votes than you will the winner of this seat. 

[Denny Crane]

I never ever pay for parking but on this one occasion i was forced into using an NCP in Nottingham as i was helping a family member -  cost me around £14 for four hours. The only car park i have paid to use and this what he does with my contribution i feel dirty. 

 

[Spy Bee]

https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2019/12/the-largest-vote-swings-in-british-general-election-history-censored-out-by-the-bbc-and-mainstream-media/

 

The Largest Vote Swings in British General Election History Censored Out By the BBC and Mainstream Media 

 

Interesting reading, and it's definitely not all over.

 

I've seen people who I would class as non-political being very political in the last few days. We could see a huge swing away from Conservatives and a huge increase in tactical voting.

[Denny Crane]

We need the women to get us over the line maybe Mrs Rico and Mrs A Red are secret Labour voters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

If Corbyn is PM tomorrow, I’ll get a life size tattoo of his face on my face. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

2 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

If Corbyn is PM tomorrow, I’ll get a life size tattoo of his face on my face. 

More chance of you being PM. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

More chance of you being PM. 

If I’m PM tomorrow, I’ll get a life sized tattoo of my face on my face. 

[Bjornebye]

28 minutes ago, Denny Crane said:

I never ever pay for parking but on this one occasion i was forced into using an NCP in Nottingham as i was helping a family member -  cost me around £14 for four hours. The only car park i have paid to use and this what he does with my contribution i feel dirty. 

 

Lets hope it stinks of piss 

[Denny Crane]

Welcome comrade. 

 

 

 

 

[Spy Bee]

9 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

If Corbyn is PM tomorrow, I’ll get a life size tattoo of his face on my face. 

Could you just get a one inch square dick and balls bang in the middle for your forehead?

 

My money is on a hung parliament. I think Labour and tactical voting will score higher than many predictions.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

12 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

If Corbyn is PM tomorrow, I’ll get a life size tattoo of his face on my face. 

The result won't be officially declared until Friday. Coward's bet! 

[Spy Bee]

[Dougie Do'ins]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Lets hope it sinks in piss 

Fixed that for you.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Now that definitely should have been on the side of the Labour tour bus. 

[Strontium]

40 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

It’s exactly the fucking same as Hazel Grove, you have fuck all chance here and are campaigning on the lie the seat is between you and labour! 
 

You’ll be closer to the Greens by at least 15,000 votes than you will the winner of this seat. 

 

How is it even close to being the same as Hazel Grove? Where is the poll or projection showing Labour within a few %age points in Hazel Grove, like there is for the Lib Dems in Bristol NW?

[Creator Supreme]

6 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Oh Jeremy Corbyn....

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

I wasn't going to vote as I'm so disillusioned with politics and the state of the Labour party, but I've decided today that I'm gonna vote for Labour ONLY because the Cuntservatives are so repulsive.

 

Such a shame that Labour are in an atrocious state and are so unattractive to many of the electorate.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Stickman]

BBC press team believe Laura hasn't broken any electoral rules 

Clip still isn't on iPlayer mind 

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCNewsPR/status/1204841036503289862

[Trumo]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Lets hope it stinks of piss 

 

And is tethered to a dinghy with Nightcat in it.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Trumo said:

 

And is tethered to a dinghy with Nightcat in it.

I admire the evil in you 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Ouch! 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]