Would you give your left bollock for this car?

[Captain Turdseye]

Well?

 

 

https://carbuzz.com/news/man-sells-left-testicle-to-buy-a-new-nissan-370z

[Anubis]

No. It's only a car.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

If I got a suitable prosthetic one, yea sure, why not. I don't need 2 anyway.

[Lee909]

£19,500 in real money

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Slap that money on the table and I'll slap my ballbag down.

[Jenson]

A Nissan!?? I wouldn't give your left bollock for it.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

What about a gtr?

[Jenson]

What about a gtr?

 

It's still a Nissan, I might give CT's left bollock for an Aston Martin DB10 though.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

GTRs are phenomenal. If potentially give both pigs for that one.

[Mook]

I can't drive so probably not, does it transform into a robot?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I opened the thread expecting it to be a DeLorean with a flux capacitor.

 

Disappointing.

[Trumo]

It's still a Nissan, I might give CT's left bollock for an Aston Martin DB10 though.

 

Not sure about an Aston. It might get you a 1990s Micra though.

[Jairzinho]

I would consider giving a few pubes for a Ferrari 250 GTO.

[Anny Road]

I'm married you can have both of them for a Skoda Yeti.

[Captain Turdseye]

My left bollock is definitely for sale, if the price is right.

 

Not sure I could afford the insurance on a brand new 370z but I’m happy to swap it for a top-end custom made snooker table. Being a bollock short would make certain shots a bit easier and I’d have 22 more balls to play with.

[Oh Buoy]

Nah. 

 

My glorious plums are worth more than anything you can offer. 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

On the subject of Nissan's, I drove one of these bad motherfuckers this week:

 

 

Driving one was nearly as good as sex.

 

Full spec here:

 

https://www.nissan.co.uk/vehicles/new-vehicles/gt-r.html

 

Would I trade a bollock for it? Fuck no.

[ZonkoVille77]

I'd like to drive it for a laugh but couldn't give a fuck about cars to be honest.

[Dr Nowt]

Nopers, I’d only sell it immediately to fund trips abroad.

[Anny Road]

Anyone who sacrifice a ball for a yellow one needs twatting. But they probably had no balls in the first place.

[TheHowieLama]

I will bid one kidney.

[Guest]

Well?

 

 

https://carbuzz.com/news/man-sells-left-testicle-to-buy-a-new-nissan-370z

No, simply because I would need the left bollock plus the right bollock for all the women the I would definitely pull for driving such a fancy car. Is this the right answer?

[mattyq]

Cars are shit & expensive

[Dr Nowt]

No.

[PestiRed]

Do £20 grand sports cars even have engines?