Would you give your left bollock for this car?

[VladimirIlyich]

No. It's only a car.

Yep.

Looks shit too.

[Strontium]

I'm missing something here, because since when was there a market for second hand testicles?

[Guest]

I'm missing something here, because since when was there a market for second hand testicles?

Which hand is the second hand?

[Elite]

I'm missing something here, because since when was there a market for second hand testicles?

Oxfam will accept anything.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm missing something here, because since when was there a market for second hand testicles?

Since the stark increase in gender realignment surgeries.

[Elite]

Since the stark increase in gender realignment surgeries.

I imagine gobstoppers would be cheaper and more readily available.

[Captain Turdseye]

I'm missing something here, because since when was there a market for second hand testicles?

Scientific research, innit. What a time to be alive.

[El Rojo]

A real sports car would only ask that Nissan one question: ‘Do you even lift, guy?’

[Sweeney287]

I've had the snip, therefore mine are useless to me so why not.

[Trumo]

Has Hades weighed in yet about capitalist decadence and discrimination against right testicles?

[Anny Road]

Is this a job advert for Nissan.

[cochyn]

Serious question. Who fucking paid £20K for someone's bollock? 

[Captain Turdseye]

Serious question. Who fucking paid £20K for someone's bollock?

The kind of people who paid the same bloke $5,000 to be willingly infected with the Ebola virus.

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/las-vegas-man-excited-to-sell-testicle-for-35000-as-part-of-medical-trial-8922991.html

[Jennings]

[El Rojo]

Serious question. Who fucking paid £20K for someone's bollock?

Not FSG anyway.

[Captain Turdseye]

Nice motor. I’ll buy it off you for a foreskin.

[Strontium]

Should have bought a Ferrari Testelossa

[Karl_b]

Remmie wouldn't, obviously. Those pigs are worth way more.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

No. It's only a car.

This is the only acceptable response.

[TheBitch]

Well?

 

 

https://carbuzz.com/news/man-sells-left-testicle-to-buy-a-new-nissan-370z

 

 

A Nissan?

 

You've baffled me here, Turdseye. Is there anything at all special about it that will make me want to go under the knife?

[Captain Turdseye]

A Nissan?

 

You've baffled me here, Turdseye. Is there anything at all special about it that will make me want to go under the knife?

It’s yellow and shiny. Did you click the link underneath the picture? The fella in the story sold one of his nuts and spent the money on that car.

[TheBitch]

Did you click the link underneath the picture? 

 

No, no I didn't.

If someone could neg my sorry ass for not clicking the link that would help.

[Elite]

What do your call a Austrailian/Russian car enthusiast?

 

Tommytookabollockoff

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m going to the old Top Gear track tomorrow for one of those driving experiences. They keep emphasising that it’s a driving experience, not a racing experience.
 

Fuck that, I’m going with my boy and my bird’s dad. I want the best lap time. We got to choose three cars and we’ll do three laps in each. I’m using a Lambo Gallardo, a Ferrari F430 and a Jaguar F-Type. 
 

Can’t wait, man. Gonna be boss. Who else has done these track days. Sorry, driving experiences?

[manwiththestick]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m going to the old Top Gear track tomorrow for one of those driving experiences. They keep emphasising that it’s a driving experience, not a racing experience.
 

Fuck that, I’m going with my boy and my bird’s dad. I want the best lap time. We got to choose three cars and we’ll do three laps in each. I’m using a Lambo Gallardo, a Ferrari F430 and a Jaguar F-Type. 
 

Can’t wait, man. Gonna be boss. Who else has done these track days. Sorry, driving experiences?

Yeah, I had one a few months ago at 3 Sisters track out towards Wigan.

 

I got to drive in a selection of four cars ranging from old cars, TV themed cars or supercars, in all cases you're not allowed to go over a certain speed or out of second or third gear depending on the car.