That thread

[ZonkoVille77]

Well fuck all y'all.

 

Hope you're doing OK Stig ya big wanking horsebox

[Jairzinho]

"Fat Adolf Hitler...you're just a..."

[cloggypop]

Fuck it. I'm posting the fat Stig Toadfish lookalike picture again.

 

[TheHowieLama]

Can a Mod get an NSFW tag on this image please.

[cloggypop]

Stig should print it off and stick it on his beer fridge.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Stigs not a racist FFS sake. And SDs not even a proper Jew. I've seen him posting on here on a Saturday.

I'm no expert but I'm fairly sure that belief in God is a big deal in Judaism.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm still waiting for the clichéd romcom payoff, when Stig and Stronts realise how much they really love each other and then start bumming. Hard.

[Captain Turdseye]

We're gonna need Stronts to post a picture of his knob so we can settle this once and for all.

[A Red]

Stig, you're in a bad place, I dont see how leaving here for a while will help, i guess its one place where you can let off steam and have a laugh.

 

What will help is if you apologise directly to SD, honestly, you will feel cleansed. 

[Bjornebye]

I apologised directly earlier. I was gonna swerve it but id miss you cunts too much. Just need to not post when bladdered.

[A Red]

I apologised directly earlier. I was gonna swerve it but id miss you cunts too much. Just need to not post when bladdered.

Fair enough, i must have misread. For fucks sake dont go on the wagon though

[SammyAftershave]

So which are the non-racist builders' merchants then?

 

Bi & Q?

[Boss]

Fuck it. I'm posting the fat Stig Toadfish lookalike picture again.

 

 

You can't see it because Stig's purposely blacked it out but he's wearing a Luftwaffe pilots outfit in that pic. The dogs reading a massive version of Mein Kampf in braille. Also if you look really deep into Stig's pupils you'll see a silhouette of Nick Griffin looking out a window.

[Jairzinho]

I apologised directly earlier. I was gonna swerve it but id miss you cunts too much. Just need to not post when bladdered.

 

So you're going to be exclusively a lurker then?

[Fowlers God]

So you're going to be exclusively a lurker then?

Not sure he is exclusive to anyone

[Boss]

No need to swerve the forum over that, it was only done in jest. Stig's a good lad, he's not a malicious person.

[Curly]

Spilt milk all that. I cringe every time when I wake up and realise I've posted bladdered on here.

 

Chin up stig lad.

[Strontium]

Chin up stig lad.

 

Resisting urge to make "which one?" joke.

 

Failing.

[General Dryness]

I don't think I've ever posted bladdered on here. If I did it was in the early days when I was even less conspicuous than I am now, because I've been pretty much teetotal for the last five years.

 

Its a shame really, because I'm an ace drunk, happiest cunt on the planet with a skinful in me. I'll get back to it one day I reckon. Few other issues to sort out first.

[Mook]

I rarely post on here sober.

 

*hic

[Rico1304]

Resisting urge to make "which one?" joke.

 

Failing.

Good lad.

 

Close this thread now.

[ZonkoVille77]

I'm always posting on here when I'm bladdered. But you'd never know the difference cos I'm a full on wanker at all times. Now go fuck yourselves.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm always posting on here when I'm bladdered. But you'd never know the difference cos I'm a full on wanker at all times. Now go fuck yourselves.

 

Bet you've been wanking furiously to this thread mate. 

[KMD7]

No need to swerve the forum over that, it was only done in jest. Stig's a good lad, he's not a malicious person.

This.

[Curly]

I'm always posting on here when I'm bladdered. But you'd never know the difference cos I'm a full on wanker at all times. Now go fuck yourselves.

I think a grown man starting a thread declaring how much I miss another man who used to play the unmentionable with a group of people I watch play said unmentionable at 4.30am was a bit of a give away. I was the same when I had Facebook, except that was what i thought was funny abuse of people, which wasn't funny and just abusive, or messaging people I hadn't spoken to since primary school and telling them how sound they were when they were 10. I try to avoid any form of non face to face communication when I'm bevvied. It contains the damage.