Profound sounding bollocks

[Bjornebye]

Total knowledge is nothing without Allsopp's fat face on a dartboard the slag

- Isambard Brunel 1841

[rubble-rouser]

Never eat through hunger.

 

True detective at its worst 

[ZonkoVille77]

The whining sound one hears in the gents is not always the sound of excrement offload.

[ZonkoVille77]

A cold nose is preferable to cold toes.

[TheHowieLama]

Just do it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

A Dane once quoted a Danish proverb at me, which translates as "Don't try to keep warm by pissing in your pants."

[Bob]

I saw a post on the Facebook page of a girl I'll probably date, but not get any sense of joy from, as part of my "research" and it said...

 

If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask the answer is always no, if you don't step forward you're always in the same place.

 

I thought the opening line was interesting as she's not long ago told me her ex left her for greener grass and that it was the best thing he ever did for her.

[Shitty Arse]

Never ever. Bloody anything. Ever.

 

And I've lived my life by that rule.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

If at first you don't succeed, settle into the scrapheap, you've had your chance.

[Bjornebye]

A cough on the train is worth one on the jaw

[Bjornebye]

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing"

 

Ron Swanson

[Arl arse]

Cold hands, warm heart.

[General Dryness]

Mother and daughter, make my eyes water.

[TheHowieLama]

A bird on the hand is a fetish video.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[cloggypop]

You can't judge a man on one swallow.

[tonyop]

[quote name="ROTOQ"

 

Don't fuck 'out you can't fight

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Actually probably doesn't belong in this thread as its good advice

[tonyop]

Don't fuck what you can't lift!

[VladimirIlyich]

Make sure the shithouse is clean before eating at the cafe next door!

[Bruce Spanner]

I never knew what hope was before I lost it in a game of chance.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

You'd be foolish to think the past was just us in funny clothes.

 

Haha

[Jairzinho]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJpQk6YAw1s

[Hades]

Atheism. There is no force other than matter and energy in the universe. Bollocks.

[setreal]

Atheism. Some straw man. Bollocks.

[Hades]

Atheism. Some straw man. Bollocks.

Atheism - the belief that all matter, energy and consciousness came out of nothing while calling religious beliefs mentally ill.