Election Day/Night

[Nightcat]

You can all move to Scotland. I can speak to my cousin in Leith if he needs any staff for his restaurant.

[Section_31]

[FanchesterCity]

Miliband's on borrowed time now too.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Miliband's on borrowed time now too.

Oh aye. Will be fucked off sharpish.

[FanchesterCity]

You should be thrilled. You voted for them. Congrats mate.

Keep up lad, you're out of date. Things have changed

[Joe Strummer]

Calm down people

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Bjornebye]

You should be thrilled. You voted for them. Congrats mate.

The fuck do you care? You lot taking immigrants by any chance? If so make me a bed up

[lifetime fan]

I'm absolutely fitted. Horrendous by Miliband. Where do Labour go from here?

 

Needs a massive overhaul.

 

Fucking fuck.

Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Could the Lib Dem's utterly miserable performance be a saving grace though?

 

Speculating, but Clegg's leadership has to surely be at ris?

 

If so, would the new incumbent be as inclined to enter into coalition with the Tory lot?

Exit polls are saying 316 for Tories and 10 for LDs.

 

316 + 10 = Oh fuck, no! Somebody make it stop!

[Creator Supreme]

Somebody just press the doomsday button! What a shit country? What a shit race!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm phoning Putin to tell him we all think he's a big gay shittydick who's too scared to use his nukes.

[Guest LFD]

[Gnasher]

Depressed

[Moo]

Could the Lib Dem's utterly miserable performance be a saving grace though?

 

Speculating, but Clegg's leadership has to surely be at ris?

 

If so, would the new incumbent be as inclined to enter into coalition with the Tory lot?

Fucking hell, can you imagine them going into a coalition with a measly 10 seats? What would be the point, what would be in it for them ? They've already dug their own grave the last 5 years, if they go into a coalition with the Tories again with even less of an influence this time surely it would finish them.

[Hooch]

Just to add to the depression, the cunt workplace I walked out of 2 months had fucking Gideon Osbourne in last week! (Mcvey is a close friend of the owner).

 

I wish to God I'd have been in there. I'd have egged the pair of them. I actually feel like crying at this.

[Anubis]

I guess wiping out the poor and disabled is acceptable provided the middle classes can hunker down in their bricks and mortar and mutter "well at least it's not us."

 

Yeah, not yet.

[Gnasher]

The liberal party is dead, they sided with the tories, they made the tories, they deserve to die. Die you cunts, die.

[Dr Nowt]

The @YouGov exit poll:

CON 284
LAB 263
LD 31
SNP 48
UKIP 2
PLAID 3
GREEN 1

[Lee909]

Time for bed

Im going to wake up to 5 more years of these cunts fucking us over aren't I. Country is full of S*n reading morons

 

[FanchesterCity]

At the end of the day, base as it sounds, it's all down to Labours abysmal decision to go with Ed Milliband as leader, this election was lost then, I've warmed a tiny bit to him lately but he was never ever going to be Prime Minister, and so it will prove. He must resign tomorrow.

 

Now, I'm going to present a genuine conspiracy theory I've had for the last couple of years....

This next term is the term to sit out. This are going to get very rough, regardless of who is in, the best position to be in is opposition to benefit from the 'rebound' after this newly elected government.

It's going to get really messy for the next term, and whoever got in will be booted out as people struggle with it.

 

Longer term (4+ years), Labour will come roaring back.

[Anubis]

The @YouGov exit poll:

 

CON 284

LAB 263

LD 31

SNP 48

UKIP 2

PLAID 3

GREEN 1

 

I like this exit poll. I'll cling to any straw.

 

Except Jack.

[Oh Buoy]

Exit poll in 2010 was correct (within margin of error). Today's data: 22,000 people in 141 polling locations in 133 constituencies.

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"Doomed! We're all doomed!" 

 

[Gnasher]

And the Snp are fucking cunts.

[Carvalho Diablo]

If these exit polls are correct it might spell the death of the NHS, the public sector; hell on earth for the poor and for decent hardworking men and women,