Little Things That Brighten Your Day

[Mudface]

Going for a walk and seeing a red squirrel for the first time in over 40 years. Shame I couldn't get a decent pic, but according to a neighbour I met on the way back, there's a few of them up there, so hopefully will see them again.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

A few days late but my 2nd Grandchild and first Grandson was born last Friday weighing a healthy 10 lb 1 oz. 

[Creator Supreme]

49 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

A few days late but my 2nd Grandchild and first Grandson was born last Friday weighing a healthy 10 lb 1 oz. 

Congrats Vlad.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

A few days late but my 2nd Grandchild and first Grandson was born last Friday weighing a healthy 10 lb 1 oz. 

 

Not sure this should be in the 'little things' thread.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Not sure this should be in the 'little things' thread.

Well he is quite small,relatively speaking!

[halewood pete]

5 hours ago, Mudface said:

Going for a walk and seeing a red squirrel for the first time in over 40 years. Shame I couldn't get a decent pic, but according to a neighbour I met on the way back, there's a few of them up there, so hopefully will see them again.

 

Where was that ?

[Harry's Lad]

5 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

A few days late but my 2nd Grandchild and first Grandson was born last Friday weighing a healthy 10 lb 1 oz. 

Congratulations Mate, great news.

[Bjornebye]

I’m sat on the toilet, have been for about  15 minutes. Sweating cobs, got the runs really bad. 
 

Dogs pushed the bathroom door open with his nose because he’s missing me and lay down beside the toilet. He either loves me or thinks I’m about to die on the bog like Elvis. 
 

 

EDIT: he’s just got up and fucked off. I really cant blame him. 

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I’m sat on the toilet, have been for about  15 minutes. Sweating cobs, got the runs really bad. 
 

Dogs pushed the bathroom door open with his nose because he’s missing me and lay down beside the toilet. He either loves me or thinks I’m about to die on the bog like Elvis. 
 

 

EDIT: he’s just got up and fucked off. I really cant blame him. 

Die quietly. 

[Mudface]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I’m sat on the toilet, have been for about  15 minutes. Sweating cobs, got the runs really bad. 
 

Dogs pushed the bathroom door open with his nose because he’s missing me and lay down beside the toilet. He either loves me or thinks I’m about to die on the bog like Elvis. 
 

 

EDIT: he’s just got up and fucked off. I really cant blame him. 

 

Need an update on this. How's your arse, and is the dog still alive after his gassing?

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Need an update on this. How's your arse, and is the dog still alive after his gassing?

No answer yet so RIP YNWA Stig.

[Jairzinho]

How is the dog?

[Captain Willard]

20 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

A few days late but my 2nd Grandchild and first Grandson was born last Friday weighing a healthy 10 lb 1 oz. 

Congratulations. He’s a big boy. 

[Poor Scouser T]

Cut his carbs and more cardio.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Congratulations. He’s a big boy. 

Surprisingly he's a long baby rather than chubby. His sister was 9lb 5oz at birth and my own eldest son was 11 lb 5 oz himself. We tend to do big babies in my family! 

I might call him 'Lester' after Lester Piggott's nickname 'The Long Fellow.' Unfortunately that's not what I'm able to call my tackle though. In fact 'The Baby' is more appropriate as 'small and wrinkled' is closer to mine.

[Bjornebye]

13 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Need an update on this. How's your arse, and is the dog still alive after his gassing?

Both alive. Still got a dodgy tummy. He’s not impressed that my farts are outperforming his at the minute. 

[lifetime fan]

6 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

How is the dog?

Repped for priorities. 

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Both alive. Still got a dodgy tummy. He’s not impressed that my farts are outperforming his at the minute. 

If it's  any consolation I've just left our work toilet looking like the bog in Trainspotting after a particularly fiery curry last night.

 

Someone came in whilst I was in there and actually retched. Proud moment.

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

If it's  any consolation I've just left our work toilet looking like the bog in Trainspotting after a particularly fiery curry last night.

 

Someone came in whilst I was in there and actually retched. Proud moment.

 

 

 

[Captain Willard]

4 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

If it's  any consolation I've just left our work toilet looking like the bog in Trainspotting after a particularly fiery curry last night.

 

Someone came in whilst I was in there and actually retched. Proud moment.

I was waiting outside a restaurant toilet in France, guy in there took ages then eventually came out and said  in French “I’m so sorry, don’t go in there please”. He went and got the manager, the manager went in briefly then he came out looking pale and  shocked and said the toilet was no longer available. Never did find out what the bloke did. 

[Anubis]

On 13/09/2023 at 22:54, lifetime fan said:

That wasn’t for me sadly. 

If he had it would have read YOU BURNT MY TOAST AGAIN!

[Bob]

American adverts for small local businesses. Love them. 
 

I'm watching the golf on a stream of NBC Buffalo/Western New York and every add break is chock full of holders badly advertising financial advisers in a bland corporate way, then *boom* - local dodgy lawyer - *boom* - Italian American plumber.

 

Fucking yeah!

[Mook]

When one of your kids rests their head on you on the couch.

[Anubis]

Arnie goes Terminator on a troll.

 

[Bob]

Daughters parents evening at school tonight, she’s in year 6 so the last one of these we’ll have at primary school.

 

getting told she’s the model pupil who everyone likes and that she should be going onto think about her plans for elite universities.

 

always proud of her, but especially so today.