Islamic Positive Thread

[stringvest]

They will have their own Tracy Island soon. I always knew Konni Huq was a wrong'un

 

she certainly takes it up there

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Not sure if this goes in here, but I've just heard some Muslim extremist lad on the radio saying that he wants Britain to be run by sharia law as he wants to live in a country who obey these rules. The presenter then pointed out that many countries are already under sharia law, so why doesn't he move to one of them. He then said that he wants to share how beautiful it is with his non Muslim brothers. I thought, "that's nice of him. So thoughtful."

How sweet; sharing the beauty, by force if necessary.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

she certainly takes it up there

I'd fuq her bandy.

[Bjornebye]

I'd fuq her bandy.

Racist

[General Dryness]

This is what the lad I sit next to at my Dutch lessons got up to over Chrimbo

 

http://www.nltimes.nl/2015/12/28/syrian-asylum-seeker-rescues-man-from-drowning-on-christmas/

 

Apparently there were about 30 Dutch people including police just standing and watching when he dived in.

From the subtitles of the video on that link, "Mijn vriend gooide dat naar me toe".

 

They're having you on mate, thats geordie they're teaching you. Ah divvant naar like.

[General Dryness]

I'd fuq her bandy.

I'd let her suq my coq.

[Rico1304]

Exams shifted so fasting Muslims aren't disadvantaged - you couldn't fucking make it up.

[skend04]

Exams shifted so fasting Muslims aren't disadvantaged - you couldn't fucking make it up.

Yes, quite.

[KMD7]

Exams shifted so fasting Muslims aren't disadvantaged - you couldn't fucking make it up.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

'C.U.N.T. not somebody working as a CUNT.'

[Strontium]

Exams shifted so fasting Muslims aren't disadvantaged - you couldn't fucking make it up.

The world has gone insane. Any rational approach would begin by discouraging children from damaging their health in this manner, not making it easier.

[stringvest]

I agree.  Religion shouldn't get in the way of education.  It's fucked up.  

[Curly]

How sweet; sharing the beauty, by force if necessary.

It's all making sense now. It's like the time I kept telling my younger relatives to watch the film Seven, starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman. They were extremely resistant to it for ages. I wanted them to see it so much as I was sure they'd really love it. I wanted to share my love for the film with them. Months went by, my encouragement became a family joke and they still wouldn't watch it, so I stabbed them and set them on fire.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Exams shifted so fasting Muslims aren't disadvantaged - you couldn't fucking make it up.

I was as shocked as you. I mean, the British Government doing something reasonable, fair and decent. I never thought I'd see the day.

[Stu Monty]

It's not reasonable, it's nonsense.

 

Are we going to extend the same privileges to anyone who decides they want the exams moved because they believe something potty.

[Hades]

Agreed, let's have exams on Easter and Christmas. 

[stringvest]

For once I agree with the Mont.

[Section_31]

Genuine question, is moving the exam dates actually going to have any detrimental impact on non muslim students? If not, who cares? It's not like they're banning bacon. 

[stringvest]

Genuine question, is moving the exam dates actually going to have any detrimental impact on non muslim students? If not, who cares? It's not like they're banning bacon. 

 

It might have a big effect on the curriculum.  When Sir gets out of the classroom he might have a view on this.  

[Section_31]

It might have a big effect on the curriculum.  When Sir gets out of the classroom he might have a view on this.  

 

They were on about breaking up the summer holidays this morning so parents could get cheaper holidays, some people might think that's a load of bollocks. 

 

Get to school. 

[Lee909]

Just cancel the summer holidays. Give the badtards a week off, a week of for easter and xmas and thats it. Get to school you shitheads.

[Section_31]

Just cancel the summer holidays. Give the badtards a week off, a week of for easter and xmas and thats it. Get to school you shitheads.

 

Absolutely. Schools aren't an educational facility, they're a containment unit for total shits, like the one from ghostbusters. 

[skend04]

Just cancel the summer holidays. Give the badtards a week off, a week of for easter and xmas and thats it. Get to school you shitheads.

I say ban all religion based breaks. There should be no interruption of a child's holiday based on fairy tales. Give them 4 weeks holidays to take as they wish except for exam times. Thatll get them ready for working life.

[Jairzinho]

I say ban all religion based breaks. There should be no interruption of a child's holiday based on fairy tales. Give them 4 weeks holidays to take as they wish except for exam times. Thatll get them ready for working life.

 

Cunt life straight out of the cunt.

[cloggypop]

Fuck off. I don't want to go on holiday when there is a chance of kids being there.