now this is amusing... Mourinho video faux pas

[Russ Atmosphere]

Costa, Falcao or our guy. They'll have long since sounded out the player, up to the club.

[etho]

Aspas is going nowhere. 

[Mathewbet1]

Uberwanker ........but He's got a point though Etoo's at least 43.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Aspas is going nowhere.

£50m and it's a deal.

[etho]

As an aside, I fucking love the fact Torres must be watching us this season, and thinking fuck, I'm a massive cunt. You'll take that to the grave fernando, no matter what bullshit you come out with.

 

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[Stickman]

He'll always moan about something, bet his wife hates him as well.

He's not married, it's just him with a dress on, have you ever seen a pic of him and his missus together?

He loves himself far too much to share himself out.....I bet when he goes a restaurant it's like a scene out of Mrs Doubtfire.

[The Golden Eel]

Torres is old news. He's as significant as the shit I flushed down the bog last night before bed.

 

Would anyone have him back in the summer?

 

[stringvest]

would you have that turd back up your bottom?

[ZonkoVille77]

would you have that turd back up your bottom?

Good question Stringers. I think he needs to answer this.

[razor]

As an aside, I fucking love the fact Torres must be watching us this season, and thinking fuck, I'm a massive cunt. You'll take that to the grave fernando, no matter what bullshit you come out with.

 

This is true.  A rolling stone gathers no moss.

[bouncebrigade]

Haha.  He isn't half as bad as Ferguson was.  

 

That's a bit like saying eating cat shit isn't as bad as eating the dog variety.

[bouncebrigade]

A stitch in time saves nine.

 

In for a penny in for a pound.

[Trumo]

That's a bit like saying eating cat shit isn't as bad as eating the dog variety.

 

I don't think the English media really care where the shit comes from, as long as they get fed.

[Dr Nowt]

Birds of a feather flock together.

Neither a borrower or a lender be.

[Russ Atmosphere]

As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

[Dr Nowt]

A turd by any other name would smell just as foul.

 

* Reworking of an old classic.

[The Golden Eel]

would you have that turd back up your bottom?

It's gone, get over it.

[thompsonsnose]

It's gone, get over it.

Steady.....

[s(k)aturation]

 

Imagine if Suarez had said that comment about Eto'o. 

 

Big Ron did it for him, didn't he?

[Dr Nowt]

Wish the horrific little jizz monkey would get caught on camera mocking Abramovich.

 

That coat of his would look lovely inside concrete that's supporting a flyover.

[Tony Moanero]

As an aside, I fucking love the fact Torres must be watching us this season, and thinking fuck, I'm a massive cunt.

We've having a good season thus far, but do you honestly think Torres cares? I don't. He will be far too busy checking his bank balance and polishing his winners medals. I very much doubt Liverpool FC means anything to him, we're just a team he used to play for.

[KMD7]

We've having a good season thus far, but do you honestly think Torres cares? I don't. He will be far too busy checking his bank balance and polishing his winners medals. I very much doubt Liverpool FC means anything to him, we're just a team he used to play for.

I think you're completely wrong. I reckon he's watching Suarez and Danny linking up game after game scoring for fun and is kicking himself for moving to those soulless plastic cunts.

[Tony Moanero]

I think you're completely wrong. I reckon he's watching Suarez and Danny linking up game after game scoring for fun and is kicking himself for moving to those soulless plastic cunts.

I just don't see it.

[Russ Atmosphere]

He's got the money and the medals, yet just look at his coupon as he gets his weekly ten minute defender pressing run-out. I think he'd swap most of it to have been the main man at a club like ours this past three years, and yet with Suarez and Sturridge here not one fan misses him.

[s(k)aturation]

He don't miss us.

We don't need him.

 

It's a perfectly adequate symbiosis.