now this is amusing... Mourinho video faux pas

[stringvest]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/24/jose-mourinho-remarks-chelsea-champions-league-galatasaray

[Bjornebye]

He really is a bad bellend. 

 

Torres must be fucking gutted 

[Jairzinho]

You signed one of them, you gigantic pile of rabies.

[stringvest]

I hope misery guts off here is going to have a pop at him for casting aspersions on the age of one of his strikers merely because he comes from Africa.  

[Pureblood]

You signed one of them, you gigantic pile of rabies.

 

Not keen on Jose? 

[Dr Nowt]

Injury to Hazard, this fuck-up seeing the 3 stooges pack away tools at least one of them has already downed.

 

That would be something truly beautiful.

[Jairzinho]

Not keen on Jose? 

 

I hope his fucking arms fall off.

[Bjornebye]

I hope his fucking arms fall off.

 

Nail on the head. 

[Red Banjo]

Nail through the head. 

 

This also

[Hand Shandy]

Nail IN the head would be preferable.

[etho]

Would never get tired of punching that face.

[Trumo]

He moaned about a lack of depth at Real Madrid too. It wasn't depth that was the problem, it was the championing of constant shithouse tactics on the pitch combined with being a shithouse off the pitch ('el cunto galactico' is probably what they might have called him if IF it makes grammatical sense) that was the reason they couldn't live with Barcelona. He's one to moan about the issue of African players and their age after bringing in the likes of Essien and Adebayor on loan when they didn't need either of them.

[Elite]

He'll always moan about something, bet his wife hates him as well.

[fowler9]

is he not the one who spent a shit load on wingers/attacking midfielders they didn't need whilst leaving his inadequate strike force?

[Jairzinho]

And loaned out Lukaku.

[Pureblood]

I have a grudging respect for him now and have cooled on hating him.  He still does my head in at times but he's a winner and I respect his achievements at different clubs.   If Chelsea win the league his decision to leave Juan Mata out in the cold is fully vindicated.  Takes big bollocks to make a call like that but he has faith in his own methods.  

[El Rojo]

And loaned out Lukaku.

 

In fairness to Mourinho, Lukaku is no Robert Huth.

[aladdinsane]

Don't you just know the press will spin this as 'Jose is the master of mind games, he's saying this to take the pressure off his strikers!' or some bollocks.

 

Imagine if Suarez had said that comment about Eto'o. He'd be banned for 50 games by now.

[Killjoy]

Birds of a feather flock together.

[Jairzinho]

I have a grudging respect for him now and have cooled on hating him.  He still does my head in at times but he's a winner and I respect his achievements at different clubs.   If Chelsea win the league his decision to leave Juan Mata out in the cold is fully vindicated.  Takes big bollocks to make a call like that but he has faith in his own methods.  

 

I hope your spinning finger falls off.

[Pureblood]

Haha.  He isn't half as bad as Ferguson was.  

[stringvest]

Birds of a feather flock together.

A stitch in time saves nine.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Will be intresting to which striker he goes for at the end of the season. I think whoever he goes for Torres will be a makeshift in any deal. Would not surprise me if they got Costa for cash and torres going home.

[Phoenix]

i imagine Costa will be his target. Maybe Higuin.

 

Only other option for him is in our team and that isnt going to happen.

[etho]

Costa will be the one who comes. They're "FFP" now with their billion pound squad, so can use Courtois or Torres as the makeweights to make it all look fair. With their 220 players on loan and various young players planted in Belgium and Holland, it will almost look like they're adhering, and not a corrupt bunch of cunts. They still sold us Sturridge for 12 million, the ridiculous fuckers.