little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Dr Nowt]

12 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

If your bag is a battered old plastic Lidl effort, you have my sympathy. If it’s a man bag, you’ve gotten your just desserts. 

Rojo: Babb’s.

Babb’s: Rojo.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

4 hours ago, El Rojo said:

If your bag is a battered old plastic Lidl effort, you have my sympathy. If it’s a man bag, you’ve gotten your just desserts. 

It's not a man bag, it's a double buckled leather messenger bag in conker brown.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 11/29/2018 at 3:03 PM, Dave D said:

Little party sausage rolls that you have to brush with milk before cooking.

 

Then the bastards superglue themselves to the baking tray anyway  

You need to stop cooking them upside down.

[Captain Turdseye]

I had a dream last night and in it I was carrying a man bag whilst Christmas shopping. 

 

Not exactly Martin Luther King, like. Still, it freaked my nut out. 

[Bjornebye]

35 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I had a dream last night and in it I was carrying a man bag whilst Christmas shopping. 

 

Not exactly Martin Luther King, like. Still, it freaked my nut out. 

Sexist pig 

[Le Duan]

On 11/28/2018 at 8:42 AM, Champ said:

Noooo!

 

Who is he? (He’ll be a he)

Who just turns up and post bombs like he did on this thread last night? 

Me. Been trying to get on this new site for ages - old account and password wouldn’t work, so things are bound to build up. Took ages for new persona to be accepted but once it was - whoosh....

[Le Duan]

Yep - a “he” - don’t get me started on that fucking politically correct bollocks about gender identity....

[SammyAftershave]

22 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

It's not a man bag, it's a double buckled leather messenger bag in conker brown.

But, he wasn't referring to your scrotum.

[Le Duan]

27 minutes ago, SammyAftershave said:

But, he wasn't referring to your scrotum.

Mmmmm - hairy brain....

[Oh Buoy]

Feeling great after a night out and necking a glass of orange juice before consuming a full english. Only to then regret it half way through and being nowhere near a bog for when it all comes back up. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Le Duan said:

Me. Been trying to get on this new site for ages - old account and password wouldn’t work, so things are bound to build up. Took ages for new persona to be accepted but once it was - whoosh....

What was your previous username,Code?

[Jenson]

On 11/30/2018 at 5:31 PM, sir roger said:

The bus stops at The Gyratory having those electronic timetable displays which show the next bus due & the time it should arrive , which then just disappears off screen when the bus hasn't appeared by the appointed time but gives no apology or a semblance of a suggestion where it went or when it might eventually fucking turn up.

Repped for calling it The Gyratory and not Queens Sq.

[Mook]

When someone sends you an e-mail & you reply, every time you press 'return' to start a new line, it goes down two lines.

 

Does my fucking head in this one, what are these utter bastards doing on Outlook to make this happen?

[Dave D]

Merges in lanes that are designed to reduce traffic queues.

 

They are all the rage on the roads near me- even roundabouts where you can both go round to the right in two lanes only to immediately merge.

 

Its a breeding ground for full on wankers  

[Captain Turdseye]

When you painstakingly load the dishwasher so everything fits perfectly, switch it on and then walk into another room only to find a rogue cup sat on the table. 

[Champ]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

When you painstakingly load the dishwasher so everything fits perfectly, switch it on and then walk into another room only to find a rogue cup sat on the table. 

Same goes for loading the washing machine, setting it off and then spotting the lone sock

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

When you painstakingly load the dishwasher so everything fits perfectly, switch it on and then walk into another room only to find a rogue cup sat on the table. 

I don't have a dishwasher but I generally do the dishes after tea, every fucking night there will be one glass or cup that I've missed sitting somewhere that I'll spot after I've finished & cleaned up all the bunkers. Usually sitting in plain sight as well.

[TheBitch]

When your phone autocorrects tv to to, o is nowhere fucking near v on the keyboard, why the hell would it think I was trying to type to. 

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

When you painstakingly load the dishwasher so everything fits perfectly, switch it on and then walk into another room only to find a rogue cup sat on the table. 

Dishwasher? La di dah. Turdseye Towers and all its mod cons.

[Tony Moanero]

We just eat straight from the frying

pan/saucepan in mine. Cuts down on the washing up.

[Captain Turdseye]

8 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Dishwasher? La di dah. Turdseye Towers and all its mod cons.

 

Get one, Vlad. When we bought ours it CHANGED MY LIFE. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 11/27/2018 at 1:18 PM, Strontium Dog said:

Nothing more annoying than when you change tabs in Chrome on your phone to check something, then when you go back to your initial tab, it refreshes itself and screws up whatever you were doing.

 

On 11/27/2018 at 1:38 PM, Hades said:

Cultured citizens use Firefox.

Smart kids use DuckDuckGo on iOS and Brave everywhere else.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

17 hours ago, Mook said:

I don't have a dishwasher but I generally do the dishes after tea, every fucking night there will be one glass or cup that I've missed sitting somewhere that I'll spot after I've finished & cleaned up all the bunkers. Usually sitting in plain sight as well.

Never empty the sink, I don’t mean of water, but always leave at least a tea spoon or something. A job is never perfect so cherish the imperfections of the job, it’s a Japanese thing. Plus it really fucks my missus off, which is revenge for putting knives in the dishwasher on their points.

[Remmie]

8 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

We just eat straight from the frying

pan/saucepan in mine. Cuts down on the washing up.

I eat my food over the sink or bin to save washing up a plate. 

 

At uni we bought some disposable plates for a similar purpose when my mate's mum suggested cling filming normal plates as a joke. We were spellbound by her genius. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Minge bags, tight cunts, people who don't carry money on them, I'm absolutely fucking sick of every single one of the embarrassing cunts, THE worst personality trait by a mile. Making social situations awkward all the time because they're worried about the prices of drinks or having money to share the cost of things, There's people reading this who are probably tight cunts, and if you are, fucking kill yourself.