little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Popped a letter to post in my bag, forgot about it, wandered past a dozen post boxes, and then remembered it just as I arrived home.

 

Bastard.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Family birthday parties I fucking hate and people annoy me so much at them.

Got a 40th tonight, my cousin, she is ok but her thick as pigshit wannabe friends get on my tits so i’ve decided to give it a miss. Will be full of pretend wags real mutton dressed as lamb types.

Felt a bit guilty earlier so checked my cousins Facebook to wish her a happy birthday, first post some fat ugly munter waffling on about being my cousins ‘ bezzie ‘. Now a persons looks don’t normally bother me but she is one horrible natured, selfish self centred twat.

 

” Me Bessie’s bday so day an goon for a tan, getting me hair done an me nails, can’t wait for De party of the year “ 

 

Fuck off. Lager and films for me tonight.

 

More of a rant but....

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Popped a letter to post in my bag, forgot about it, wandered past a dozen post boxes, and then remembered it just as I arrived home.

 

Bastard.

Racist 

[sir roger]

The bus stops at The Gyratory having those electronic timetable displays which show the next bus due & the time it should arrive , which then just disappears off screen when the bus hasn't appeared by the appointed time but gives no apology or a semblance of a suggestion where it went or when it might eventually fucking turn up.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, sir roger said:

The bus stops at The Gyratory having those electronic timetable displays which show the next bus due & the time it should arrive , which then just disappears off screen when the bus hasn't appeared by the appointed time but gives no apology or a semblance of a suggestion where it went or when it might eventually fucking turn up.

It went past mate but the driver was on the ale

 

[Elite]

When you are driving at night and you can't tell if the cunt behind you has flashed you or gone over a bump.

[El Rojo]

4 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Popped a letter to post in my bag, forgot about it, wandered past a dozen post boxes, and then remembered it just as I arrived home.

 

Bastard.

If your bag is a battered old plastic Lidl effort, you have my sympathy. If it’s a man bag, you’ve gotten your just desserts. 

[Dr Nowt]

12 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

If your bag is a battered old plastic Lidl effort, you have my sympathy. If it’s a man bag, you’ve gotten your just desserts. 

Rojo: Babb’s.

Babb’s: Rojo.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

4 hours ago, El Rojo said:

If your bag is a battered old plastic Lidl effort, you have my sympathy. If it’s a man bag, you’ve gotten your just desserts. 

It's not a man bag, it's a double buckled leather messenger bag in conker brown.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 11/29/2018 at 3:03 PM, Dave D said:

Little party sausage rolls that you have to brush with milk before cooking.

 

Then the bastards superglue themselves to the baking tray anyway  

You need to stop cooking them upside down.

[Captain Turdseye]

I had a dream last night and in it I was carrying a man bag whilst Christmas shopping. 

 

Not exactly Martin Luther King, like. Still, it freaked my nut out. 

[Bjornebye]

35 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I had a dream last night and in it I was carrying a man bag whilst Christmas shopping. 

 

Not exactly Martin Luther King, like. Still, it freaked my nut out. 

Sexist pig 

[Le Duan]

On 11/28/2018 at 8:42 AM, Champ said:

Noooo!

 

Who is he? (He’ll be a he)

Who just turns up and post bombs like he did on this thread last night? 

Me. Been trying to get on this new site for ages - old account and password wouldn’t work, so things are bound to build up. Took ages for new persona to be accepted but once it was - whoosh....

[Le Duan]

Yep - a “he” - don’t get me started on that fucking politically correct bollocks about gender identity....

[SammyAftershave]

22 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

It's not a man bag, it's a double buckled leather messenger bag in conker brown.

But, he wasn't referring to your scrotum.

[Le Duan]

27 minutes ago, SammyAftershave said:

But, he wasn't referring to your scrotum.

Mmmmm - hairy brain....

[Oh Buoy]

Feeling great after a night out and necking a glass of orange juice before consuming a full english. Only to then regret it half way through and being nowhere near a bog for when it all comes back up. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Le Duan said:

Me. Been trying to get on this new site for ages - old account and password wouldn’t work, so things are bound to build up. Took ages for new persona to be accepted but once it was - whoosh....

What was your previous username,Code?

[Jenson]

On 11/30/2018 at 5:31 PM, sir roger said:

The bus stops at The Gyratory having those electronic timetable displays which show the next bus due & the time it should arrive , which then just disappears off screen when the bus hasn't appeared by the appointed time but gives no apology or a semblance of a suggestion where it went or when it might eventually fucking turn up.

Repped for calling it The Gyratory and not Queens Sq.

[Mook]

When someone sends you an e-mail & you reply, every time you press 'return' to start a new line, it goes down two lines.

 

Does my fucking head in this one, what are these utter bastards doing on Outlook to make this happen?

[Dave D]

Merges in lanes that are designed to reduce traffic queues.

 

They are all the rage on the roads near me- even roundabouts where you can both go round to the right in two lanes only to immediately merge.

 

Its a breeding ground for full on wankers  

[Captain Turdseye]

When you painstakingly load the dishwasher so everything fits perfectly, switch it on and then walk into another room only to find a rogue cup sat on the table. 

[Champ]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

When you painstakingly load the dishwasher so everything fits perfectly, switch it on and then walk into another room only to find a rogue cup sat on the table. 

Same goes for loading the washing machine, setting it off and then spotting the lone sock

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

When you painstakingly load the dishwasher so everything fits perfectly, switch it on and then walk into another room only to find a rogue cup sat on the table. 

I don't have a dishwasher but I generally do the dishes after tea, every fucking night there will be one glass or cup that I've missed sitting somewhere that I'll spot after I've finished & cleaned up all the bunkers. Usually sitting in plain sight as well.

[TheBitch]

When your phone autocorrects tv to to, o is nowhere fucking near v on the keyboard, why the hell would it think I was trying to type to.