little things that annoy the shit out of you

[manwiththestick]

When you nip to your local to watch a certain sporting event and it's full of dickheads.

 

[Mook]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yet here you are on an internet forum talking about 'his dog'

 

 

And yet here you are on an internet forum talking about 'me' talking about 'his dog'.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Mook said:

And yet here you are on an internet forum talking about 'me' talking about 'his dog'.

I haven't got a problem with the fucking thing. 

[Mook]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I haven't got a problem with the fucking thing. 

I was posting about a little thing that annoys me on the 'Little things that annoy you' thread, there's almost 500 pages of people moaning about things & this is the first time I've seen you saying anything like that to anyone.

 

Any more of your shite & I'll ram the fucking dog up my arse.

 

[Rico1304]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

My brother in law is a pretty decent bloke but his family got a dog about 6 months ago & it's completely taken over his life & his chat. I spent a bit of time in his company over Christmas & every single subject was turned around so he could talk about his fucking dog...

 

Cars - 'We'd need an estate for the dog'

Football - 'Can't go any more because of the dog'

Drinking - 'The dog tried lager for the first time the other day'

Second World War - 'Hitler's dog wasn't as nice as mine'

 

I've no problem with someone having a dog but not every cunt wants to hear about it all day. The dog is a total bellend as well, it's one of those ones that jumps up on you & covers your jeans in mud whilst licking your coupon when you're sitting trying to have a cup of tea.

I know someone like that, except they say ‘Spain’ instead of ‘dog’. 

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, rico1304 said:

I know someone like that, except they say ‘Spain’ instead of ‘dog’. 

Put him on ignore mate, it doesn't seem to bother anyone else

[sir roger]

Trying to get a suit in the shops for work & finding that 80% of the availability is Skinny-fit, Slim-fit or Tailored-fit.

 

Can understand this in stores where the cool kids go , but I have never seen any fucker under 15 stone in Matalan.

 

Surely this must be costing them sales ?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

I was posting about a little thing that annoys me on the 'Little things that annoy you' thread, there's almost 500 pages of people moaning about things & this is the first time I've seen you saying anything like that to anyone.

 

Any more of your shite & I'll ram the fucking dog up my arse.

 

We've already got a poster who is inappropriate to dogs. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Doglife

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

Trying to get a suit in the shops for work & finding that 80% of the availability is Skinny-fit, Slim-fit or Tailored-fit.

 

Can understand this in stores where the cool kids go , but I have never seen any fucker under 15 stone in Matalan.

 

Surely this must be costing them sales ?

I find a look better in a slim fit XL than a regular fit L - bigger, yet slimmer

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

I find a look better in a slim fit XL than a regular fit L - bigger, yet slimmer

The Hall of Mirrors is a wonderful place.

[Mook]

Plastic Paddy pubs. 

 

Absolute shitholes.

[A Red]

Wait till I get my Spanish and Dutch holiday cottages

[Champ]

58 minutes ago, Mook said:

Plastic Paddy pubs. 

 

Absolute shitholes.

I’m going to Amsterdam with 2 friends next week. One of them goes loads and has got a bit of an itinerary together, including a trip to some Irish pub. Sounds like the last thing I’d choose to do. Is there something I’m missing here?

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Champ said:

I’m going to Amsterdam with 2 friends next week. One of them goes loads and has got a bit of an itinerary together, including a trip to some Irish pub. Sounds like the last thing I’d choose to do. Is there something I’m missing here?

Ask cloggypop to rewrite the itinerary.

[cloggypop]

3 minutes ago, Champ said:

I’m going to Amsterdam with 2 friends next week. One of them goes loads and has got a bit of an itinerary together, including a trip to some Irish pub. Sounds like the last thing I’d choose to do. Is there something I’m missing here?

Don't go to the expensive Irish pubs full of tourists. I can suggest much nicer bars if you want. 

[Mook]

8 minutes ago, Champ said:

I’m going to Amsterdam with 2 friends next week. One of them goes loads and has got a bit of an itinerary together, including a trip to some Irish pub. Sounds like the last thing I’d choose to do. Is there something I’m missing here?

I have bad news for you, your friend is most likely some sort of idiot.

[cloggypop]

9 minutes ago, Mook said:

I have bad news for you, your friend is most likely some sort of idiot.

Probably has one of the Bulldogs on that itinerary. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

You want to go to a proper Irish pub, you know, with a neon shamrock in the window, Celtic memorabilia on the walls and an American who says "top of the morning to ya" and claims to be Irish. Oh, and The Pogues on repeat play so much it makes you start to hate them a little.

[cloggypop]

It's worth the extra few euros a pint though because you get some shit approximation of a shamrock on the top of your Guinness. To be sure. 

[Rico1304]

It’s not an Amsterdam trip until you’ve seen a man in a gorilla suit shagging a bored looking woman.  

[Anny Road]

I went on a stag do in Amsterdam many years ago and I was one of

the few, probably, the only one that didn’t shag a prostitute.

I was one of the only ones having a great breaky in the morning without worrying about, aids, hiv, wife girlfriend, wallet. 

I went for a beer.

[Dr Nowt]

9 minutes ago, rico1304 said:

It’s not an Amsterdam trip until you’ve seen a man in a gorilla suit shagging a bored looking woman.  

* Makes note to book an appointment with the dermatologist *

[Tony Moanero]

“In my view” instead of in my opinion. Sounds shit.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

41 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

I went on a stag do in Amsterdam many years ago and I was one of

the few, probably, the only one that didn’t shag a prostitute.

I was one of the only ones having a great breaky in the morning without worrying about, aids, hiv, wife girlfriend, wallet. 

I went for a beer.

Oh, listen to Mr La-di-da  Anny "I've never drunkenly caught knob-rot off a syphilitic sex slave" Road.

 

I suppose you think you're better than the rest of us now do you?