The Foodie thread

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He hasn't decided what to watch yet his remotes are by his feet.......... He's actually staged this. 

Bizarre. He’s just sat there. Watching the onscreen menu. I can’t start eating until the show is actually playing. I mean, what are you going to do, stop eating so you can fuck around with your remote? 

 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Bizarre. He’s just sat there. Watching the onscreen menu. I can’t start eating until the show is actually playing. I mean, what are you going to do, stop eating so you can fuck around with your remote? 

 

She winds me up by leaving it on the couch then at a moment it needs changing we can't find it I leave it on the coffee table in-front of us. Mind you I don't sit there in a Pink panther onesie taking pictures of of a french fancy curry infused tea. And my feet are in adult sizes. 

[Total Longo]

On 27/07/2022 at 22:20, Carvalho Diablo said:

My Mrs and me have just had a heated discussion about this, she just cannot see it, whereas it seems massively obvious to me. Women are just weird.  

[Remmie]

Its because of the light source being wrong, the shadowing on the peas is counterintuitive 

[Captain Willard]

Mrs Willard lies on the sofa with the remote underneath a cushion then denies it and refuses to move until we’ve searched everywhere else. Drives me mad. 

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Mrs Willard lies on the sofa with the remote underneath a cushion then denies it and refuses to move until we’ve searched everywhere else. Drives me mad. 

So you’ve cooked her, added hot sauce and peas, and placed her in a bucket?

 

The Foodie Thread sure has taken a turn this evening.

[DalyanPete]

Did my second curry night on Thursday, Lamb Kahari. Hot, hot, hot! It was ok and I finished mine, missus wimped out half way through.

Could have have just eat poppadoms with mango chutney and tomato and onion dip.

Don't really see the point in food so hot you can't taste the lamb. Apparently it scores a 7 on the hot list. Friends who cooked it said it was the best Kahari they had done.

Don't think Indian cuisine/curries are for me.

[lifetime fan]

Hatton Locks Cafe, Warwickshire. 
 

The Ploughman’s £7.50. 
 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Hatton Locks Cafe, Warwickshire. 
 

The Ploughman’s £7.50. 
 

 

 

 

What kind of sociopath cuts apples like that?

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

What kind of sociopath cuts apples like that?

A nonciopath?

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

21 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Mrs Willard lies on the sofa with the remote underneath a cushion then denies it and refuses to move until we’ve searched everywhere else. Drives me mad. 

Obviously won a similar badge at Girl Guides to the one my wife did.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[TheHowieLama]

Toaster not working or is the power off?

[YorkshireRed]

14 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Needs peas. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Toaster not working or is the power off?

Fancies some bread and butter. Wasn't disappointed.

[YorkshireRed]

Chicken Dinner on a tray in time for the women’s unmentionable.

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Un triomphe!!

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chicken Dinner on a tray in time for the women’s unmentionable.

 

 

I don’t know. Honestly I have no idea if this looks good or not. 

8 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Hahahahaha 

[Carvalho Diablo]

25 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chicken Dinner on a tray in time for the women’s unmentionable.

 

 

It's like The Prisoner, I keep staring at it an expecting Patrick McGoohan to burst out of the middle.

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chicken Dinner on a tray in time for the women’s unmentionable.

 

 

That Corn on the Cob is annoying me. It’s properly deformed and looks like the teeth of a meth head from Alabama.

 

Your chicken is undercooked and so is the one and a half Roastie. 
 

Did you only have a thimble of gravy available?

 

That is an abysmal roast dinner and even the attempt to hypnotise us with that plate can’t sway my opinion.

 

 

[Redder Lurtz]

Just a quick one:

 

Boil some small new potatoes

Slice the top off a garlic globe, sprinkle olive oil and season, wrap loosely in foil and bake for 40 mins

Squeeze the garlic goo out into a dish and add oil

Crush the boiled spuds just slightly so that they're split open

Brush the garlic & oil mix onto the spuds and roast until they go crispy.

Serve as a side with whatever. 

 

Fuck-ing-awe-some. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Just a quick one:

 

Boil some small new potatoes

Slice the top off a garlic globe, sprinkle olive oil and season, wrap loosely in foil and bake for 40 mins

Squeeze the garlic goo out into a dish and add oil

Crush the boiled spuds just slightly so that they're split open

Brush the garlic & oil mix onto the spuds and roast until they go crispy.

Serve as a side with whatever. 

 

Fuck-ing-awe-some. 

Peas and Chocolate Ice Cream knowing CD 

 

 

[Captain Willard]

14 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chicken Dinner on a tray in time for the women’s unmentionable.

 

 

Well it looks tasty but I’m struggling with the stripey plate on a dotty tray 

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Well it looks tasty but I’m struggling with the stripey plate on a dotty tray 

There were some quality and presentation compromises with this effort, in order to ensure I was sat ready to support the Lionesses in their version of the unmentionable.

 

As usual history will conveniently forget my vital contribution to their success. It’s something I’ve grown used to over the years.