Kate Middleton

[Section_31]

What have ITN been doing all day? She's been admitted to hospital with 'morning sickness'

 

They might have said 'she's got mornng sickness', I wasn't listening.

[xerxes]

I thought she only took it up the backdoor?

[Elite]

I thought she only took it up the backdoor?

 

No that'd be her husband.

[Fowlers God]

Will we get a day off work?

 

If not, abort the fucker for all I care.

Please rep this man

[jonnybastard]

I hope it's black.

[Red Soul]

Another sponging royal to support.Fucking spiffing.Thats the next 6 months news fucked.

Interviews with gushing,arse licking royalist simpletons commenting on the royal cervix, telling us how fucking happy we should all be.I am over the moon.

[torahboy]

The kid's going to be a redhead. That Harry is as big a shag monster as his natural father.

[clangers]

Another sponging royal to support.Fucking spiffing.Thats the next 6 months news fucked.

Interviews with gushing,arse licking royalist simpletons commenting on the royal cervix, telling us how fucking happy we should all be.I am over the moon.

 

Pretty much summed it up.

 

I'm going to set myself a challenge over the next few months of trying to spend a single day without hearing, reading or watching a single mention of the royal pregnancy. It's going to rely on a very isolated caravan in the woods.

[Anubis]

[Mathewbet1]

Her fanny's going to be like a wizards sleeve after giving birth to a royal jug eared bastard.

[Captain]

He shagged her?!

 

The dirty bastard!

[Chip Butty]

I thought she only took it up the backdoor?

I think you'll find they call it 'The Servants Entrance'.

[Fowlers God]

In hospital with acute morning sickness- fucking man up.

[Red Soul]

In hospital with acute morning sickness- fucking man up.

 

Desperate times.For fucks sake.

[Flying Pig]

It might surprise some but I fucking hate the royal family. As for the babys name, I'm going for (boy) Dodi or Hewitt and (girl) Paris or Barbara.

[Jairzinho]

Hope they have black, ginger, siamese quads.

[Mathewbet1]

so he jizzed in her snatch then?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Fucking great. Another fucking "See what Kate's doing everywhere you fucking turn'

 

I thought it had been a while since we last heard she had took a shit or breathed.

[Stu Monty]

There's a fair chance it'll walk sideways and mastering its own shoelaces will be the pinnacle of its powers.

[Pony Princess]

On ITV this morning:

 

Royal correspondent: "Of course, the most exciting thing is at this early stage, it could possibly be twins... and in that case it gets complicated. The first to emerge will become first in line.."

 

Presenter: "And what if a caesarian section is required?"

 

Royal correspondent: "Well, I'm no obstetrician but the first child the doctor brings out will become first in line. These really are exciting times."

 

OH GOD. MAKE IT STOP.

[rondeco]

Oh well, back to her sisters arse so..

[Karl_b]

The lot of 'em can fuck right off. KPD (Kate Pregnant Day) +1 and I'm already bored to death of this tedious bullshit. Is this what people really want to see and hear about? 24 hour news coverage telling us about morning sickness and the fact that some kid is going to get everything they could ever wish for purely by the fortune of their birth. The Guardian had a 'live coverage' feed yesterday and I understand Cameron was interrupted during a meeting to hear the good news. I utterly despair.

[RedinSweden]

Its going to be fucking ugly. I'd bet my house on that.

[ODZ]

Why do people in England care? What is the value of the royal family? What do they do, other than spend your taxes on their luxurious' lives?

 

Is it one of those "tradition" things people get hung up about, similarly to the Americans' obsession with their constitution and libertarianism?

[Pony Princess]

Why do people in England care? What is the value of the royal family? What do they do, other than spend your taxes on their luxurious' lives?

 

Is it one of those "tradition" things people get hung up about, similarly to the Americans' obsession with their constitution and libertarianism?

 

They bring a shit load of money in via tourism. I'm not sure though if they bring in more than it costs to keep them going. I personally feel apathetic with regard to them. We've had a couple of bank holidays this year off them which is great, the next 9 months will be annoying though.