*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Can't believe their scrabble for the moral high ground has started.

Hugely out of character.

They have all the moral subtlety of Katie Hopkins.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

They are like Atletico!

 

 

Fucking hell. Deluded cunts.

[Lycan]

They are like Atletico!

 

 

 

 

What an outright insult to Atletico Madrid.

 

Let's not beat about the bush here ; EVERTON ARE SHITE. They aren't fit enough to be mentioned in the same breath as Simeone's men. To even suggest such a thing shows a real lack of CLASS. ;)

[Guest LFD]

What an outright insult to Atletico Madrid.

 

I don't know.  

 

Like Atlectico Madrid, Everton are the second best team in their City!

[Lycan]

As for Ross Barkley - Needs to get back to playing his banjo in the deep south. The inbred twat!

[Lycan]

I don't know.  

 

Like Atlectico Madrid, Everton are the second best team in their City!

 

 

 

Massive difference is, they're a very good side.

[Kloppite]

Massive difference is, they're a very good side.

And would that imply we are 'like Real Madrid '?

[Bernard Diomede]

[Paulie Dangerously]

He's worked it out and there should have only been 5 minutes of added time which, despite us scoring in the 94th minute, was pivotal.  #mastersofspawn

[Lycan]

[Trumo]

They are like Atletico!

 

 

That first half an hour had everything bar a goal? Granted, we didn't create anything in that time but it's not like they were tearing through us at will and getting chance after chance. If that is deemed to be their best display of the season - in their cup final no less - then just how shit have they been all season? To me it looked as though Lukaku had to both hold the ball up and then press the second ball all by himself because he never had anybody near him to do those things. The guy is right about their second half display because they did fuck all.

[Lycan]

So they aren't just racist, they're xenophobic and homophobic as well : 

 

ronald the fat dutch toaster. 

Matches last 90 minutes, not 20. Any chance you can finally take that on board, and apply it to every match from hereon? 

The shoite.

Once again, no shame in hurling yourselves to the ground writhing in pretend agony. You're worse than those heavily-steroided wrestling imbeciles that at least do it primarily as some sort of entertainment.

The dead hard horrenderson.

Ross might not be clever, but he'd knock the livin' shoite outta you, you puff. 

Kopites everywhere

Keep kidding yerselves. 6 pts behind chelsea....6. You're not two wins and a draw better than them at any time. Although you're too dense to understand it. You might have the pundits fawning over you, but what do they know?

[Jairzinho]

That first half an hour that everything just lacked that wee bit of a shot on target.

[Trumo]

When's the Lonsdale bonfire then?

[El Rojo]

"Athletico" Madrid. No doubt they'll also be comparing themselves to other non-existent clubs like I Can't Believe It's Not Borussia Dortmund and DC Milan.

 

Looking forward to details of their new kit deal with Adibas, the brand with the four stripes.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I've seen a few Evertonians moaning that Liverpool fans are going OTT on social media over last night's dramatic derby victory.

 

Bit hypocritical, to be fair. They were all posting on their MySpace pages and sending gloating letters into Saint and Greavsie for the last couple of derbies they won.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Someone's just turned me onto this John Merro lad's twitter.  Top stuff.

 

John Merro ‏@johnmerro1  54m

54 minutes ago

Last night should mark the end of Liverpool's Derby domination. Going forward Everton can finally compete on player wages and transfers.

15 replies9 retweets13 likes

 

John Merro ‏@johnmerro1  14h

14 hours ago

Everton are bringing on a Sheffield United reserve (Lewin) and Liverpool a £150k a week striker in Sturridge. Investment finally comes 2017.

14 replies14 retweets22 likes

 

I have a feeling the next couple of years are going to be tough in the Merro household as reality sets in.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just spoke to the " good blue neighbour " his thoughts.

 

We deserved the win.

Koeman is not the answer.

There were 8 minutes to add on.

When they came up they all knew we'd score.

 

Also informed me him and his lads are now ST holders. Didn't ask if they were half season.

 

They're not all twats although the ones on the other sides seemed to be having a pissed up argument at 2am. But that's normal really.

[johnsusername]

Dear Everton

 

Thanks for everything.

 

Yours,

 

Johnsusername

[AngryOfTuebrook]

They are like Atletico!

 

They can't even spell Atletico.

[Ginny]

One of my blue mates just posted on Facebook "who's cup final was it" with loads of laughing emojis. Then like clockwork all the other blues start wading in. Saying we are small time cos a video has surfaced of Liverpool fans singing in a boozer. They are trying to play it like they are laughing at us and taking the piss but you can tell the fume levels are off the scale.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

One of my blue mates just posted on Facebook "who's cup final was it" with loads of laughing emojis. Then like clockwork all the other blues start wading in. Saying we are small time cos a video has surfaced of Liverpool fans singing in a boozer. They are trying to play it like they are laughing at us and taking the piss but you can tell the fume levels are off the scale.

They would all still be in the boozer if they'd won. I would say they're in denial but they would probably think it was a signing.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Someone's just turned me onto this John Merro lad's twitter. Top stuff.

 

 

 

I have a feeling the next couple of years are going to be tough in the Merro household as reality sets in.

Merro is the biggest cunt known to man. Attempts to make out that he's not bitter and obsessed because he can articulate himself a bit better than the usual "fkn redshite" crew, but he's constantly on the go about us.

 

And embarrassing himself. Laid into Karius, then a few days later Steklenburg had a nightmare. Predicted Boro would get a few past us as there was no way Lovren and Klavan at the back keep a clean sheet in tact. Errrrr. They did. Last night too.

 

He's now harping on that we are the worst fans to ever go to Goodison.

 

He's having a genuine meltdown. The bitter cunt.

[magicrat]

Just spoke to the " good blue neighbour " his thoughts.

 

We deserved the win.

Koeman is not the answer.

There were 8 minutes to add on.

When they came up they all knew we'd score.

 

Also informed me him and his lads are now ST holders. Didn't ask if they were half season.

 

They're not all twats although the ones on the other sides seemed to be having a pissed up argument at 2am. But that's normal really.

 

The blues I've spoken to this morning all say the same, Better team won and Barkley should have gone,

[kemskem]

One of my blue mates just posted on Facebook "who's cup final was it" with loads of laughing emojis. Then like clockwork all the other blues start wading in. Saying we are small time cos a video has surfaced of Liverpool fans singing in a boozer. They are trying to play it like they are laughing at us and taking the piss but you can tell the fume levels are off the scale.

Fucking joking aren't they? It was a spontaneous song recorded on a phone not a studio produced DVD that they'd all rush out to buy.