Comedy Dave

[Section_31]

Don't know why but he puts the shits up me. He's been on Dancing on Ice this series and his face doesn't match his voice. On some primal level I can't fathom, he fucks me up.

 

 

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[Fugitive]

His name must be fucking ironic. There was more comedy in the Holocaust than there is in that bell end.

[Pdool]

Anybody who has to be called 'Comedy' usually isn't funny.

[Juniper]

He's a knob

[milky]

Also a big fan of a certain sports team who are sometimes called 'the bitters' in certain circumstances. Cuntery levels know no bounds with this lad.

[speedie 9]

hate this cunt !! he is a proper proper twat

[Staniola]

His name must be fucking ironic. There was more comedy in the Holocaust than there is in that bell end.

 

Agreed 100%. If you're going to prefix your name with 'comedy', then you best have some seriously funny shit in your locker, whereas this prick has none.

 

Also, his voice is accentuated on the radio or toned down for the telly. Proper annoying, facially strange, unfunny cunt.

[Ian Sea]

I've always thought the same about his face not matching his voice. Weird.

 

He's popular at the minute for some reason, on Dancing on Ice and he does the voice over for Coachtrip. The wages as Chris Moyles bum boy must be shit or something.

[Section_31]

Is nobody else scared of him then no?

[chauncey]

He's an Evertonian. From the Wirral. Being an unfunny twat is the least of his problems.

[Duff Man]

He wouldn't be out of place in Royston Vasey

[Mathewbet1]

Prize unfunny twat

[RedinSweden]

Is he the one off Chris moyles?

 

If so I have been role I sound like him. I have no idea, o will have to investigate

[Trumo]

Is he the one off Chris moyles?

 

If so I have been role I sound like him. I have no idea, o will have to investigate

 

I have listened to that show occasionally on the way to work, but I've never noticed any Swedish twang.

[RedinSweden]

Phones. Shit for typing on.

[sparta7]

when can we expect o to report back?

 

Edit:sorry just saw your reply, thought you must have been on the Absolut.

[Elmyn Noos]

He's about as funny as Chris Moyles, who's about as funny as cancer*

 

 

 

*that's the unfunny cancer that relatives and people you like get, not the funny righteous kind that rid us of fat white-trash cuntbucket Jade Goody.

[Elmyn Noos]

By the by, talking of dancing in ice, I was passing the TV earlier today and noticed an absolute hottie in the form of Chloe Madeley, who it turns out is not only on this skating shitfest, but is also daughter of Richard and Judy.

 

Fuck me, she is fit. She has a look of the Millie Clode about her.

 

 

 

[dirty_sanchez]

His name actually is ironic though isn't it? I remember reading that he was called it because he was staggeringly unfunny.

[Elmyn Noos]

His name actually is ironic though isn't it? I remember reading that he was called it because he was staggeringly unfunny.

 

Dave?

 

Thinking about it, I've never met a funny Dave.

 

All Dave's are cunts.