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Surprising bit of humility that from the bitters calling it 'analfield', after the amount of times we've absolutely buggered them with no lube there over the years.

Saying that, I still remember hearing this and wondering how they weren't immediately frog marched out the door straight away. Lunchtime on radio1, imagine it now! https://youtu.be/iDzl7JIx1_0

'This is bigger than football, some things are more important than you lot winning the league you know'. 'As long as its scrapped, I mean, regardless of how many die. That's what's most important'

Did she pronounce the 'j' though, this is crucial. The difference between innocent jape and cynical racism.

If we win this, I genuinely think we'll get three points. That's how important this is.

I would very much like us to win this match. Like, a whole fucking pile. Cheers.

The second series of The Deuce was superb. Ending was brilliant, leaving you dying to know what happens next, without an obvious 'cliffhanger' so to speak. 8/10

Sturridge and Shaqiri start, is the twitter gossip. Outside of that, no word.

Finally, the breakfast thread is in total agreement. Superb to see.

My brother, who's in custody now hopefully, was served this this morning. Dublin, or somewhere, too traumatized to remember the details.

Hate this. Hate the match itself, hate them, hate their jumped-up chequebook Pulis manager, hate their nasal, arrogant fans, hate every single cunt who pulls on their jersey, hate their soulless pit of a ground, hate the inevitable Sky hype- despite the game in recent times being turgid shite. Hate Eamon Holmes and Simply Red. Bring the fuckers on.

He was undoubtedly the best keeper we'd had in a long time. That doesn't mean we should ignore his frightening drop off in his last few years here. It seemed to me that strikers had figured him out - don't try place it, hit it close to him and it'll go in. 8/10, sadly, it worked, and it took us a long time to figure out what they had. Infuriating to watch, and a goalkeeping cardinal sin. Still miles above what we have now, mind.

First: Laurent Garnier in the dive nightclub I worked in, in 1997 as a wide-eyed 15 year old. Sublime, tempted to make it my best, but the fact I didn't actually pay to go rules it out. Best: Jay-z and Kanye, Watch The Throne Tour, 02 Dublin, 2012. Went as a favour to a mate, liked Jay, not arsed about Kanye. Fuck me, what a show. Mindblowing. Worst: Robert Miles (he of Children fame). Was a real coup for the club to get him as he very seldom played over these waters much. He refused to acknowledge the tunes he was known for, and played beatless ambient psy trance for two hours to an empty room at £15 a head.

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I love the way it took me about five minutes to realise it looks like he's bathed in fake tan up to his neck, such is the abomination on his head. Scientology must have some grade A dirt on this mofo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4lGpc9uCAk

Can't wait for his- surely imminent- 'I will prove my worth/we know we have problems/ we know how to fix them' interview. Been a few weeks since the last.

''Kill Jester''.

Wasn't there someone on here who knew Colleen's family back in the day? It used to be a running joke about how she used to mock Rooney, who'd chase her non-stop, while she wouldn't even look at him. That was, coincidentally, right up until the day he signed his first contract with Everton.

Like the time I 'closed in' on a suck treat from Katy Perry by tweeting her manager asking for some of her hair that clogged up the shower drain.

Winning is Kopite behaviour, lad.

Wolves beating us at home under Roy was as low as I remember being. Absolutely pathetic in every aspect.