2011 was fucking awesome. Emigrated to Australia, met a load of ace people and am really looking forward to 2012.
Where I work there seem to be a few people who like to masterbate a bit too much but I'm getting paid a decent amount, so fuck them.
Peace out.
I remember missing out on a few hundred quid because James Hayter missed a last minute pen for Bournemouth.
Blackburn, my mate and James Hayter are all cunts.
I've missed out on 18 grand a few years ago because Blackburn let me down at home against some utter bum nuts, cant remember who. I was smashed in some pub in Skeggness with my mate who, when I showed him my coupon, laughed in my face.
Blackburn Rovers and my mate are cunts.