fear not apple to the rescue

[Torvald Utne]

[Captain]

They'll build the arena ok, but the seats will come as an upgrade next summer.

 

Ha!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

"Apple are for mngs, silly cult for silly people to make them spend silly money so they can frame a certificate on their wall to show everyone how special they are. I hope they spill their mochas all over their silly devices and silly pants. Scold them."

 

I hope I never get to the stage in my life where I judge somebody and their personality traits based solely upon the logo on their computer. That would suck.

[WaltonRed]

Boss rumours but lies.

[dennis tooth]

Yeah, thats what people did with Nazis, you should judge people by the badge, it only becomes a self fulfilling prophecy, lest badges just us. The stage is upon you and the light shall blind you to the audience. We ourselves, who amongst us cannot say that had a mac and hand on heart never got a virus, in your minds eyes you see it is a lie, drives an Audi and uses a Mac, I can fill the gaps, where you saw them folding sweaters at the gap once, and only once you took a plunge on a sweater or a jean, nothing fancy, sundays ring roadsupermarket, pragmatism not idealism, like a cat tied to a stick thats frozen into a blue polyurethene bag with a hardback and spinal column poking through, with a broadsheet under your arm and coins in a pot at the end of a long day, from distance. Impressive throw. I know your type.

[The Chief]

Shits would be 600 quid, which is a bit steep, although they would connect into your DNA and make everybody in the stadium sing in time and in tune. Swings and roundabouts.

 

600 quid for a dose of the squirts? Fuck that, buy a curry from a dodgy Indians, eat it and you have the shits for next to nothing! Will there be sites that sell fake shits? IE you run the bog but when you get there it's just a wet fart?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

600 quid for a dose of the squirts? Fuck that, buy a curry from a dodgy Indians, eat it and you have the shits for next to nothing! Will there be sites that sell fake shits? IE you run the bog but when you get there it's just a wet fart?

 

Well caught!

[Delmar]

Yeah, thats what people did with Nazis, you should judge people by the badge, it only becomes a self fulfilling prophecy, lest badges just us. The stage is upon you and the light shall blind you to the audience. We ourselves, who amongst us cannot say that had a mac and hand on heart never got a virus, in your minds eyes you see it is a lie, drives an Audi and uses a Mac, I can fill the gaps, where you saw them folding sweaters at the gap once, and only once you took a plunge on a sweater or a jean, nothing fancy, sundays ring roadsupermarket, pragmatism not idealism, like a cat tied to a stick thats frozen into a blue polyurethene bag with a hardback and spinal column poking through, with a broadsheet under your arm and coins in a pot at the end of a long day, from distance. Impressive throw. I know your type.

 

Admirable. I think you're a nihilist. But is it an ethos?

[dennis tooth]

Glen Close, I'm actually a Nigelist. I occasionally hang out with a bloke named Mr B reel other than that, I'm fresh off the shelf, never been purchased, never been read the drunks might spot me in a mornin, bangin on their heads and one day they'll let me in, let's begin. Then.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Anyone remember when Apple computers were crap? Came back arisen like Christ himself declaring that the findings of the 80's were non binding on their emissions.

 

[stringvest]

Glen Close, I'm actually a Nigelist. I occasionally hang out with a bloke named Mr B reel other than that, I'm fresh off the shelf, never been purchased, never been read the drunks might spot me in a mornin, bangin on their heads and one day they'll let me in, let's begin. Then.

 

As a mac using Audi driver, Dennis, I can tell you you may be Glenn Close but you're no Segal. I still love you though.

[goatboy59]

Expect to see a state of the art new stadium (iArena) which Apple will use to showcase their latest technology:

 

Does everyone in the ground get a free umbrella, just in case Stephen Fry starts wanking over it?

[Xherdan]

It wouldnt be an unusual investment for warren buffet if you consider his investment history, i.e. investing in companies he feels are not realising their full potential.

[stringvest]

It wouldnt be an unusual investment for warren buffet if you consider his investment history, i.e. investing in companies he feels are not realising their full potential.

 

that's why anyone invests mate.

[dennis tooth]

and Elliot waves

[JohnnyH]

I've heard it's 100% true, or total bolox. One or the other.

[Caramac]

[Xherdan]

that's why anyone invests mate.

 

 

People invest a few quid if they feel a particular share will rise, but institutional investors will mainly buy shares based off future dividends. Buffet has made the majority of this money based off the purchase of underperforming companies, changing management structures and developing the company. Anyway, its a pure shit rumour.