fear not apple to the rescue

[Redzion]

very fanciful thinking over at football-rumours.com:

 

28 May 2010 13:03:07

Liverpool News

The Americans are going soon, however the new owners are.Apple!

The board at Apple see this venture as a joining together of two iconic brands. Expect to see a state of the art new stadium (iArena) which Apple will use to showcase their latest technology. Also expect to see applications for their products to show highlights of all Liverpool matches soon after the live games, Again Apple think this will be a major money spinner with millions across the world paying for apps of this kind. Tons of branded gadgets to follow too (ipods, iphones, ipads etc in Liverpool Red)

 

Good times are ahead!!

 

and

 

28 May 2010 13:10:18

Warren Buffett – 3rd richest person in the world will be the new owner of Liverpool. He is the only investor close to a takeover of a bid around 725 million. Buffett is also a notable philanthropist and has a good relationship with Martin Broughton who met whilst they crossed lines in the tobacco industry. His children both Howard Buffett and Peter Buffett will form as the new owners under their fathers supervision. Bet no Liverpool fan seen this coming? See what happens when a real source speaks..

 

 

load of bollocks but better than some of the shite i've seen:wow:

[Antynwa]

If Liverpool get owned by Apple Numero Nueve will ejaculate all over this forum

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

If Liverpool get owned by Apple Numero Nueve will ejaculate all over this forum

 

I don't think I could think of anything worse (than both Apple owning us, nor me cumming everywhere).

[Antynwa]

I don't think I could think of anything worse (than both Apple owning us, nor me cumming everywhere).

 

You just know if they did you'll have a bunch of Starbucks drinking pricks with shit glasses walking around with their Macbook Pro's and iPhones.

 

 

Disc: I do own both a Macbook Pro and iPhone, but I don't have shit hair.

[DJLJ]

Apple wont sponsor nor take over. Shit rumour.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You just know if they did you'll have a bunch of Starbucks drinking pricks with shit glasses walking around with their Macbook Pro's and iPhones.

 

Shits would be 600 quid, which is a bit steep, although they would connect into your DNA and make everybody in the stadium sing in time and in tune. Swings and roundabouts.

[Redzion]

Apple wont sponsor nor take over. Shit rumour.

 

There is always some fucker got to piss on every fuckers chip take a chill pill an break a cunting smile;)

[stringvest]

You just know if they did you'll have a bunch of Starbucks drinking pricks with shit glasses walking around with their Macbook Pro's and iPhones.

 

 

Disc: I do own both a Macbook Pro and iPhone, but I don't have shit hair.

 

We'd be playing in black as well. It'll never fly. We'd have thousands of fat ugly geeks sleeping outside the stadium for days before the match as well.

 

One thing wouldn't change - we still wouldn't have anything to do with Flash gits.

[Guest davelfc]

Apple?

 

Maybe someone said there will be people looking for 'Jobs' at Liverpool in the summer?

 

(got that one in before someone pipped me to it)

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Apple wont sponsor nor take over.

 

Thanks for point that one out ;)

[dennis tooth]

Apple are for mngs, silly cult for silly people to make them spend silly money so they can frame a certificate on their wall to show everyone how special they are. I hope they spill their mochas all over their silly devices and silly pants. Scold them.

[Uncle_Meat]

They'll build the arena ok, but the seats will come as an upgrade next summer.

[Best Believe It]

They'd build two versions of the stadium - a 60,000 seater and a 75,000 seater - though the 75,000 seater will be a fair bit more expensive. Don't rush to get season tickets though - new versions of both will be available in 6 months.

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

Apple are for mngs, silly cult for silly people to make them spend silly money so they can frame a certificate on their wall to show everyone how special they are. I hope they spill their mochas all over their silly devices and silly pants. Scold them.

 

VizTopTips: SOCIAL INADEQUATES Having trouble meeting people? There's a whole group of like-minded folk at your local Apple store today.

[dennis tooth]

Anyone remember when Apple computers were crap? Came back arisen like Christ himself declaring that the findings of the 80's were non binding on their emissions.

[spider-neil]

iAnfield

 

the new stadium is shiny and silver so image fits :yes:

[spider-neil]

Anyone remember when Apple computers were crap? Came back arisen like Christ himself.

 

apple shares are now worth more than microsoft shares, how the heck did THAT happen?! :wow:

[dennis tooth]

Invest in Commodore shares, these things go in cycles.

[stringvest]

Invest in Commodore shares, these things go in cycles.

 

You're once, twice, three times a loony.... but I love you.

[Uncle_Meat]

Anyone remember when Apple computers were crap? Came back arisen like Christ himself declaring that the findings of the 80's were non binding on their emissions.

 

Old Apples were ace. I used to control Communist Russia from my Mac Classic.

[Hooch]

Yanks in.

[Spy Bee]

Torres will be chipped to run faster. The new iTorres will be available early next season. The fat men on the corner selling programs will now be there just in a promotional sense to remind you to download your program to you iPad.

 

I've just registered iLiverpoolway.co.uk

 

Make me an ioffer?

[goatboy59]

Is that why Insua's on shuffle?

[Funkasy]

iBabelrap

[JustTosh]

I hear iGor is on hiw way back too.