What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Pretty sure that is the ear that got hacked off one of them.

I’d rather eat the ear 

[Spy Bee]

Taste-wise, the bacon was the best bit!

[TheHowieLama]

I imagine the ear was as well...

[cloggypop]

6 hours ago, Fugitive said:

That bacon should be up in The Hague.

 

No way. It can stay in fucking Wrexham. 

[TheBitch]

The Copper Still. Edinburgh. £14. 
 

It was tremendous, got a bonus black pudding from Mrs TheBitch plate but the green shit was totally unnecessary. 
 

[TheHowieLama]

Nice they let you in on the child's plate discount on your wife's adult ticket.

[Fugitive]

39 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

The Copper Still. Edinburgh. £14. 
 

It was tremendous, got a bonus black pudding from Mrs TheBitch plate but the green shit was totally unnecessary. 
 

So it was one of each item and that also streaky bacon for £14?

 

Scotland has just had your kecks down and bummed you.

[TheBitch]

10 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

So it was one of each item and that also streaky bacon for £14?

 

Scotland has just had your kecks down and bummed you.

And still seems like a bargain compared with some of your recent contributions.

[Spy Bee]

57 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

The Copper Still. Edinburgh. £14. 
 

It was tremendous, got a bonus black pudding from Mrs TheBitch plate but the green shit was totally unnecessary. 
 

You seem quite happy to just dismiss the green, as though it really doesn't matter. To me, that's like saying it was a nice pint, shame that someone shat in it, but it was a nice pint!

 

Sort your shit in a pint condoning life out!

[Fugitive]

3 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

And still seems like a bargain compared with some of your recent contributions.

You seem happy with it though whereas I’m utterly disgusted with my offerings.

 

Streaky fucking bacon… you should be ashamed.

[TheHowieLama]

Streaky bacon -- mmmmm.

 

Proper to have all kinds - a tray of different bacons.

 

 

 

[TheBitch]

4 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

You seem quite happy to just dismiss the green, as though it really doesn't matter. To me, that's like saying it was a nice pint, shame that someone shat in it, but it was a nice pint!

 

Sort your shit in a pint condoning life out!

I’ll be honest it was pretty easy to just move the green stuff out of the way and go about the business of eating the rest of the breakfast. 

[Spy Bee]

You're an apologist! Disappointing!

[Fugitive]

It’s that bad, I’ve not even mentioned the pan of fucking beans.

Absolute cunts.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, TheBitch said:

The Copper Still. Edinburgh. £14. 
 

It was tremendous, got a bonus black pudding from Mrs TheBitch plate but the green shit was totally unnecessary. 
 

You horrible bastard 

[stringvest]

On 23/03/2024 at 14:31, Redder Lurtz said:

 

What did you use to cut that toast with? A fucking axe?

A comb I think

[Lee909]

4 hours ago, TheBitch said:

I’ll be honest it was pretty easy to just move the green stuff out of the way and go about the business of eating the rest of the breakfast. 

 

Should have moved the beans first. 

[Mook]

13 hours ago, TheBitch said:

The Copper Still. Edinburgh. £14. 
 

It was tremendous, got a bonus black pudding from Mrs TheBitch plate but the green shit was totally unnecessary. 
 

 

I had to look up where The Copper Still is & it's about 2 minutes walk from my flat.

 

The High Street is rip off central but that does look decent apart from the stingy one sausage nonsense. £14 and I'm wanting three sausages.

[Bjornebye]

@tokyojoe how are you since you ate that raw slice of pig mate? 

[TheHowieLama]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 you are that raw slice of pig

 

Huge if true

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Huge if true

Haha. To be fair if he did eat it I wouldn’t be surprised 

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

@tokyojoe how are you since you ate that raw slice of pig mate? 

It wasn't raw, I did eat it and I'm still alive.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

It wasn't raw, I did eat it and I'm still alive.

It looked it! 

[lifetime fan]

17 hours ago, TheBitch said:

The Copper Still. Edinburgh. £14. 
 

It was tremendous, got a bonus black pudding from Mrs TheBitch plate but the green shit was totally unnecessary. 
 

Fuck the egg off for an extra sausage, bit of colour on the tomato and some actual toast and I’d fucking devour the lot. 

[an tha]

18 hours ago, Fugitive said:

So it was one of each item and that also streaky bacon for £14?

 

Scotland has just had your kecks down and bummed you.

Is right.

 

That is a fucking rip off at £14