Wank Ban

[schaefer]

You again? The sad little mong who called me and 23_carra_gold plastic paddys.

 

Do one you sad little prick. If we are so boring why do you bother reading the Gf then? You wouldn't dare call us "boring cunts" or "plastic paddys" in person. Must be comfy siiting behind that computer screen? Sad little man.

 

That was your 5,197th post (comfy or what??) you boring, thick, platic paddy, soft as shite gobshite. Heh heh I wouldn't dare - you'd run a fucking mile.

[Scott_M]

I can assure everybody Ginny has no chance of completing this task.

 

None whatsoever.

 

He'll have had a squeeze wank by Thursday at the latest

 

For the record... i managed 5 days. It was like a wax dart shooting out the end of my dick!

 

Ha Ha.

 

I know you too well.

[Ginny]

Ha Ha.

 

I know you too well.

 

It wasnt a squeeze wank SM, it was a pocket wank.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just be happy you don't work here.

 

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[Scott_M]

It wasnt a squeeze wank SM, it was a pocket wank.

 

A wank is a wank & you my friend are an.......

 

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[RobbieOR]

That was your 5,197th post (comfy or what??) you boring, thick, platic paddy, soft as shite gobshite. Heh heh I wouldn't dare - you'd run a fucking mile.

 

Define plastic paddy for me? Because for I am sitting it makes fuck all sense at all.

 

I'd run a mile, your the one throwing insults to me over the internet 6 posts in. Get to fuck.

[Melchett]

I have twice successfully completed a month off, when I also wasn't getting any.

 

On my comeback wank the size of my jizz globule as it absolute flew past my shoulder was a sight to behold and worth the boners and yearning. I was in a zen like state. My balls were gigantic.

 

You should have pretended you've won a Formula 1 race, by placing your thumb over the end of the penis at the point of ejaculation.

[Fugitive]

Dont neg Rob! The guys a hero!

 

BTW Cain we found a use for Benzema in Pro Ev (yano the way hes a swilly bus) He scored a few pingers for us. But we couldnt beat England in the semis. Beckham set the best goal up ive seen in a long time. Did a ronaldo(fat cunt) (brazilian turn) skind mexes then crossed for owen who volleyed in. Knocked us out but we can actually now play with France. Hurry back to Donegal mate , we need you!;)

 

NO *F ON THE GF

 

NEGGGGGGGGGGGGGED!!!

[hamstrung]

I reckon I have done 2 weeks. I just can't be bothered.

 

Sad times.

[melons]

I reckon I have done 2 weeks. I just can't be bothered.

 

Sad times.

 

haha, wait till baby arrives, then you'll know cant be bothered.

[Hooch]

Has anyone not wanked for a week then awoke half way through a sex dream finding themselves humping the bed??

 

Yeah me neither! Weirdos! :ermm:

[Kevin D]

Bump.

[General Dryness]

BumpBumpBumpBumpBumpBumpBumpBumpBumpSplut.

[Dr Nowt]

I went skiing with some mates last year and someone obviously hadnt had a wank in ages because someone hit the bathroom roof with his jizz

 

Like, in an Urban Dictionary way?

[Harry Squatter]

Had to have a wank ban for ten days after I had the snip. First wank I had was like the laser beam out of the Death Star.

[Dr Nowt]

Had to have a wank ban for ten days after I had the snip. First wank I had was like the laser beam out of the Death Star.

 

Great Doug Stanhope routine on You Tube about the same, where he refers to his balls as The Hindenbag.

[General Dryness]

Had to have a wank ban for ten days after I had the snip. First wank I had was like the laser beam out of the Death Star.

 

"It was as if a million voices cried out in disgust, and were suddenly silenced."

[littletedwest]

Can do about four days but then I'm at risk of my gun firing on its own during the night. can't be to careful.

[Bjornebye]

I went ten minutes once.

[Dr Nowt]

"It was as if a million voices cried out in disgust, and were suddenly silenced."

 

All four corners of the room certainly bore witness to the firepower of this fully armed and operational Doctor Troy.

[General Dryness]

I used to love a wank after getting home at the end of a night on the pills.

 

Would last for hours.

[General Dryness]

All four corners of the room certainly bore witness to the firepower of this fully armed and operational Doctor Troy.

 

Tiny X Wings trying to fire missiles up his arse all the time though.

[Strontium]

Had to have a wank ban for ten days after I had the snip. First wank I had was like the laser beam out of the Death Star.

 

"Fire at will, commander."

 

Needless to say, Will was not amused

[stringvest]

Can do about four days but then I'm at risk of my gun firing on its own during the night. can't be to careful.

 

I hope you're not sleeping in the same bed as your mother.