Wank Ban

[Guest davelfc]

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where they decide to all abstain.

 

Two weeks? I think I can pull it off

[Unrighteous]

You can't go two weeks? You must be a nervous wreck when you're on holiday.

 

... You can? Whats happened to your libido?

[Unrighteous]

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where they decide to all abstain.

 

Two weeks? I think I can pull it off

 

Wouldn't that be cheating on the ban?

[Bourbon]

2 weeks?

 

Your Stuart McCall's are going to be like babys' heads.

[Hyppia 4]

I read wanking is bad for your health so I've learned my lesson. Last time I read anything.

[Remmie]

I have twice successfully completed a month off, when I also wasn't getting any.

 

On my comeback wank the size of my jizz globule as it absolute flew past my shoulder was a sight to behold and worth the boners and yearning. I was in a zen like state. My balls were gigantic.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I have twice successfully completed a month off, when I also wasn't getting any.

 

On my comeback wank the size of my jizz globule as it absolute flew past my shoulder was a sight to behold and worth the boners and yearning. I was in a zen like state. My balls were gigantic.

 

This just in: Bears shit in the woods

[The Tott]

TNF AND *F on the GF! I've never seen such a blatant flouting of the rules. Have thee a neg.

 

Yeah rules are rules, even though i was half cut. I accept all and plead guilty to all charges

[Stouffer]

I have twice successfully completed a month off, when I also wasn't getting any.

 

On my comeback wank the size of my jizz globule as it absolute flew past my shoulder was a sight to behold and worth the boners and yearning. I was in a zen like state. My balls were gigantic.

 

Like Unicron at an all you can eat buffet.

[Guest davelfc]

The Little Book of Wanking: The Definitive Guide to Man's Ultimate Relief: Amazon.co.uk: Dick Palmer, Masturbation: Books

[The Tott]

I went skiing with some mates last year and someone obviously hadnt had a wank in ages because someone hit the bathroom roof with his jizz

[Monster Masch]

I went skiing with some mates last year and someone obviously hadnt had a wank in ages because someone hit the bathroom roof with his jizz

 

Yeah, that was me. Don't tell the others though.

[Stouffer]

Maybe he just had a cock like a giraffe's neck.

[Monster Masch]

Maybe he just had a cock like a giraffe's neck.

 

 

Yeah, thats it right there.

[schaefer]

You really all are the most boring cunts on earth.

[Monster Masch]

You really all are the most boring cunts on earth.

 

 

Then Do One, Ya Pleb.

[Monster Masch]

When I googled Schaefer this is the first thing I found:

 

 

Have some rep ya cunt.

[Stouffer]

I found this, it's almost as exciting as Scheefer.

 

 

Grade A bumchugger.

[Alan Sex]

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[Alan Sex]

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[RobbieOR]

You really all are the most boring cunts on earth.

 

You again? The sad little mong who called me and 23_carra_gold plastic paddys.

 

Do one you sad little prick. If we are so boring why do you bother reading the Gf then? You wouldn't dare call us "boring cunts" or "plastic paddys" in person. Must be comfy siiting behind that computer screen? Sad little man.

[odris]

I think i have gone 5 days maximum without wanking, just due to not having the chance.

[The Tott]

Yeah, that was me. Don't tell the others though.

 

Was it actually you?? Dirty Cunt

[Ginny]

For the record... i managed 5 days. It was like a wax dart shooting out the end of my dick! BH

[dirty_sanchez]

5 days? That's a piss poor show. Probably even a neg worthy show.